Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

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Jasper skipped merry around the living room. "I'm so, so EMO! I'm so, so EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm so, so, so E-" Jasper mid-sentence. "What the heck, you stupid author? I am not emo at all!"

"Umm…excuse me."

"You are excused. Now someone with some real talent can write the moments of our lives. Not some weird chick that just makes up crap!" Jasper growled at me. "I am not EMO!"

"You sound kind of emo right now. Threatening me and all."

"I'm not threatening you. Though I would like to come over to your house and give you a piece of my not emo mind!" He held up a menacing fist.

"Ooo..I'm so scared. Alice! Please come tell Jasper he's an emo kid."

Alice, in all her pixie like glory, skipped into the living and grabbed on to Jasper's arm.

"Come on, Jasper. Don't be so mean. What she writes about us is amusing to say the least. And though I don't think I'm that insanely happy all the time, it's funny to read about myself being that happy."

"You know, Alice, you are really happy. A lot."

"Well I'm sorry." She put her hands on her hips and pushed them to one side. "At least I'm not bitter and alone."

"Excuse me, Little Miss. Sunshine. I'm the one trying to record every bit of history your family has and this is how you repay me. Thank you very much, but I think I'm going back to my first love, Danny Phantom."

"Fine, go." She turned her back to me. Jasper followed in suit.

"Oh and just so you know. I saw Jasper's myspace. You aren't even in his top friends."

"Huh?" Her face was scrunched into an angered glace. "I'm not your number one?"

"Umm…ha ha…no." Jasper scratched the back of his neck nervously.

Insulted, Alice slapped Jasper across the face. "Hey, Author Chick!" She called to me.

"Yeah."

"I just want you to know. Jasper is emo." Her normal pixie like face was not more one of a small witch's as she smiled at him.

"I know it's on his is myspace profile."

"That's it you are going down." Jasper ran out the door and arrived at his destination quite quickly. It was my hou-

"Oh crap…"

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Author's Note: Umm…Jasper is currently behind me, so I'm going to make this quick. This chapter in all its Jasper is NOT emo-ness is dedicated to Jasper is my Edward. Thank you so much for the reviews! :D