Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight…duh…

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight…duh….

Author's Note: Jasper is still at my house, so I'm not going to write about him…coughemocough

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"Hey, Edward." Emmett stood with a smiled spread wide across his face. "I want to show you something."

"What Emmett?" Edward crossed his arms annoyed by Emmett.

"A magically land, where it's ok to be a vampire." Emmett danced around Edward as he spoke of the magic.

"Where?" Edward pretended to yawn.

"Come with me, Edward." Emmett led Edward down to the Red Cross. They walked through the door, revealing a blood drive.

"See," Emmett pointed. "They're draining the blood from the people, so that the vampires don't have to. They are so nice."

"Emmett, that's not what's for."

"Yes, it is."

"No, Emmett." Edward shook his head.

"Oh, it's not. Oh well maybe I shouldn't have brought Victoria's band of newborns here. Oh well." As soon as Emmett finished talking, twenty or so newborns busted through the door and began to cause chaos.

"I'll get a mop." Edward walked away.

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Author's Note: This moment is dedicated to PeaceLoveJonas7894, thank you so much! :D Seriously guys, without your reviews, I would not be writing these. Oh yes, and in regards to the mystery prize, my sister wrote that one, I pretty sure it's a plastic Indiana Jones toy that is in our box of Cinnamon Swirls.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to explain Rick Rolling. It's a prank. You give someone a phone number or website, they call or go to the site, and all that happens is the song "Never Gonna Give You Up" By Rick Astley plays. That's it.