Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! (I felt like screaming it at you)
A/N: My brother asked me this question; I found it funny so here you go.
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"EDWARD!" Emmett shouted, from the somewhat living room.
"What!?" Edward walked down stares with Bella.
"I have a question!" He jumped up and down excitedly.
Emmett then blocked his thoughts to make the question better; Edward would have less time to think up a smart-aleck answer.
"Ok, so you know how there is that saying 'Don't throw stones in a glass house'?"
"Yeah what about it?" Edward was getting annoyed VERY quickly.
"Well I was wondering what if you're stuck in the glass house? And that was the only option you could find?" Emmett was completely confused on what to do.
"First of all, when will you be stuck in a glass that you'll need an answer? Also I think throwing stones in any household is a bad idea, you could hurt someone or break something. Why is there an exception for glass houses any way? Throwing stones in any house in bad mannars." Edward began to go a long rant about, throwing stones, and the consequences.
"Oh, so if I'm stuck it's ok to throw stones?" Emmett asked
"Of course!" Edward replied.
"Wait, wait, wait." Bella jumped into the discussion.
"Yes Bella?" Edward turned to see why she jumped into the brotherly moment about throw stones.
"Emmett, instead in throwing stones in the glass house, why don't you just open the door?" Bella exclaimed.
"Doors are over-rated." He shook his head, as if saying 'Duh'.
"I'm so out of here." Bella left the dead/living room.
"Bella!" Edward was about to follow, but was stopped by Emmett again.
"One last question." Emmett sounded like a whiney child that wanted something stupid.
"What!?"
"Ok, so why is it when escalators are not working the store puts up a sign that say 'Out of Order' when it could just say 'Temporarily Stares'?