A/N: Hoofta this was a long time coming. Sorry it took so long I've been procrastinating as of late and school just started so prepare for even more sporadic updates. ENJOY!

*** 39 years ago***

Stan sat on the hood of his car by the ravine. Carla had just dumped him and he now was mopeing a bit sipping a can of beer.

"Well, Well isn't it Stanford Pines." a female voice said behind him.

Stan jumped fumbling with his can then tossing it in the ravine in a panic completely forgetting that at 24 he was allowed to drink.

"Augh." he shouted turning to look behind him.

Standing behind him was Deborah Kent. She was a short and curvy 22 years old with thick curly brown hair that he remembered as being one of Carla's younger sister's friends. He had seen her a couple of times at church and school but had never really talked to her.

"Gee, couldn't share could you?" she said sliding over the hood next to him.

"What are you doing here?" he said staring at her suspiciously.

"Taking a walk, I'm guessing you are still mopeing about Carla dumping you."

"Shut up." Stan grunted

"I take that as a yes, " she said laughing leaning back "To be honest she was justified."

"What!?" Stan said

"You drove her boyfriend's van into a ravine." she said laughing

"I had to! That guy was controlling her mind!" he said frustrated.

Deb laughed aloud and Stan responded with a frown.

"Shut up, It's not that much different then when you keyed up your ex's cars."

She looked at him aghast still laughing.

"It is completely different, he cheated on me!" she said

"That's basically what Carla did." Stan said frustrated

"Ehhh." she said making a so-so motion with her hands.

"Either way it sucks." Stan grumbled

"Yeah" Deb muttered back.

They talked together for a while on things other than their ex's but soon they were back to it.

"I mean for Pete's sake I freed her from that stupid hippie's mind control and she dumps me!" Stan said tossing his arms up.

Deb burst into giggles and looked at the sky.

"Gosh I never realised how cute you were, It's getting late so I gotta head home but give me a call some time." she said getting up and waving

Stan paused in confusion and stared at her as she walked away.

"Wait, does that mean that you want me to ask you out!?" he called after her

"I keep forgetting Carla was your only girlfriend, yes it means I want you to ask me out!" she called back smiling.

"When?" he called back laughing.

"Sometime!" she laughed back

"Come on Stanford, it'll be fun!" Deb said smiling at him pulling on his arm dragging him towards a ferris wheel.

They had been dating for six months and no matter how much he hated heights, his love for her was going to make him get on this gigantic wheel of death. Stan got slowly into his seat next to Deb. It was one of those ferris wheels where you had a sort of compartment where you could sit six people or so facing each other so he felt just a hair safer.

"Stan, are you alright?" Deb said concerned.

"Mhmmm." Stan muttered.

One of Stan's hands was clenched around the side of the compartment one was shoved in his pants pocket.

"Stan, come on relax a bit, these are completely safe." she said taking his hand out of his pants pocket and patting it comfortingly.

As she glanced down at the hand she was patting she noticed that it was clutched around something.

"Stan,what's in your hand?" she asked

"Oh, well I guess now is as good of a time as any," he said glancing at his hand and pulling it away, turning to face her "So I know we haven't been going out for long, but I love you and I know you love me, so I thought that maybe we could get married?"

He quietly opened the box which showed a very simple diamond ring. Deb stared at him for a few moments, mouth open. As Stan began to close the ring box and put it back in his pocket, beginning to mumble something, Deb let a high-pitched squeal of excitement and knocked him to the floor of the ferris wheel by tossing her arms around his neck and kissing him.

"Yes!" she said, tears welling up in her eyes.

"Really?" Stan said in shock.

"Of course you big bafoon!" she laughed.

Stan grinned rolled over her so he was on top of her resulting in the compartment shaking just as they reached the top resulting in Stan letting a slightly higher than normal scream escape and Deb laughing uncontrollably.

A year later they were married and six months after that their son Markus Samuel Pines was born ,who thankfully was born surprisingly small so any possible thoughts that Stan and Deb had engaged in improper activities before marriage was squashed almost completely. A year later they had their daughter LeAnn Rose. The next five years where wonderful, They lived in a comfortable suburb a half hour outside of Gravity Falls, where expecting their third child, Stan was doing well in his job as a traveling salesman and was getting a leg up on his career as an entrepeneur. The only down turn was Stan's older twin brother ,Duke, being attacked by Bill and having all his memories about their supernatural adventures erased.

One evening Stan came home from a work trip to find Deb curled up on the floor of their room in immediatly ran and sat next to and held her.

"Baby, what's the matter?" He asked in near panic.

Deb just cried harder. After awhile Stan was able to get her to speak more coherently.

"He...he...he's g..gone." he said

"What do you mean he's gone?" Stan asked

"You re..remember my doc..doctors appointment?" She stammered

"Yeah, what happened?" He asked worried

"I...I mis..I miscarried Stan, the baby's gone." She whimpered bursting into sobs.

Stan pulled her close and kissed her forehead fighting off his own tears. That is when their relationship took a turn for the worst. Stan soon lost his job due to his boss finding out he was selling his own products causing a lot of strain on them. A year later Stan lost another job after being sent to jail in Colombia for six months for attempting to smuggle something across the border. The year after Deb gave up on Stan and filed for divorce and Stan gave up on having stable relationships with women and moved back to Gravity Falls.