Hi everybody
We do not own twilight
Otherwise we would be very very rich, happy, adored.......... (Sigh)
Chp. 8- Melanie's Marvellous Medicine
Bella (pov)
'........we can call our vampire nurse Melanie' Aro continued
You have a vampire nurse'? Carlisle asked
Well you're a doctor' replied Aro
Touché said Carlisile
Aro called using his mobile. 4,000 year old vampire has a mobile, maybe it's an old phone.
It was a brand new touch phone, they surprise me every time.
'Hello' said Melanie
'How are you?'
'Not so bad'
'How's the weather'
'Great'
'A heeeemmmpppppp' Carlisle called
'Do you have a medicine for olive oil'
'Let's see, 1 drop.....2 drops .....'
'How about 20 LITRES'
'......'
'I think she fainted' aro said
'Have you seen ducky!' screamed Emmett on the phone
'Hmm I guess he's the one'
'How did you know' gasped Jacob
'She's physic'
'A HMMMM' coughed Alice
'Alice do you have a bad cold'
'Anyway..........do you have a medicine or what??'
'Let me see.......'
She took 3 hours and Emmett was singing happy birthday to Edward again and again
Edward was banging his head off the wall
'Happy birthday to eddy, teddy,
Happy birthday to eddy the teddy
You smell like a monkey and I want one too.' and over and over.
'Ooh I found it'
'Hooray' everyone yelled
'Oh no that was just for the sugar medicine'
'Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww' Edward said
'I found it again'
'Hooray' everyone yelled
'ok so I need to go shopping and.....'
'Hooray can I come'
'It's not for clothes
'Awwwwwwwww'
'Im so lonely, I want my ducky, im on my own' sang Emmett again and again, why does he do that?
'I'll be back soon'
'Awwwwww' Edward said and started banging his head of the wall'
M (pov)
I was shopping for the things to cure that boy with the lost duck.
I had to put coffee in a jar filled with;
4 cloves
Nutmeg
Basil
Sage
Ginger
Lots of black pepper
Worcestershire sauce
Cinnamon
Curry powder
Coriander
All spices that I can find
Rosemary
3 spoons of chilipoweder
6 drops hot sauce
I drop oyster sauce
2 glass full vinegar
Horse radish
A glass full barbeque sauce
A blob prawn sauce
1 wasabi herb
3sps cumin
1 curry leaf
Dill
Chives
Sorrel
Mace
Oregano
Poppy seeds
Paprika
Sloe berries
Tulsi
3 peppers
50 cappscon
3 limes
Mustard
3 glasess lemon juice
All the hot and sour stuff, basically that will wake him up
'Excuse me miss, would you like some help??'
'Yeah tell me where I can get acids??
'em, we don't sell them'
'Ok how about salad dressing'
'Sure right this way'
I was at the checkouts when she asked a question
'Why do you need this?'
'For a very very giddy friend' I said darkly
'I'll just be hiding behind a bush in Willacoochie (A/n-it's an actual place)
I went back to the lair; there I saw all the volturi and people.
'Ah Melanie, have you got what you need?'
'Yeah'
'Jane gets ready with the medicine' Aro commanded
'Yes my plan will concede and I will get my revenge mawwahhah' Jane said happily.
'You know we can still hear you' said aro
Will the marvellous medicine work???
Will Jane do the work properly??
Will Emmett find ducky??
Will I ever stop asking these stupid questions??
Find out next!!
Review it would mean a lot to us and ducky.
(P.S- the herbs are actually real we found them on the web)