Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

Author's Note: I meant to do this a few chapters ago, so here it is. THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the reviews! Woot! This story broke 60! That's a new record for my sister and I (we're co-authors of this story)! Seriously, thank you guys! :D

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"Hi, Edward!" Emmett waved wildly to Edward.

"Hi, Emmett." Edward waved slightly.

"Edward, so I was thinking…I think we should become super heroes."

"And what made you think we would be good super heroes, Emmett?"

"We'll we're all gorgeous and we've all got powers. Come on, Edward. I already thought of names for us." He begged Edward to give in.

"What kind of names did you come up with?" Edward raised an eyebrow towards him.

"Well, Carlisle would be V Doc."

"When did we decide Carlisle was becoming a rapper? No, Emmett that's stupid. Someone might think he's going be laying down some serious beats, not saving lives."

"Ok, ok…Esme would be Free Fall." Emmett smiled at his choice.

"That's just mean…what am I? Influenza boy?" Edward crossed his arms.

Emmett sighed. "Ok, so maybe that one was a little mean. I got better. Rosalie would be Sexy Babe."

"Emmett, I am not calling Rosalie 'Sexy Babe'." Edward stuttered at the thought.

"Fine, Alice would be Sightseer. Cool, huh?"

"No." Edward shook his head. "That's stupid. She sounds like a tourist."

"Jasper would be…The Stupid Confederate." Jasper appeared and smacked Emmett in the back of the head.

"Thank you, Jasper." Edward nodded to Jasper as he left the room.

"I would be Super Emmett!" He proudly declared with a smile across his face.

"Super Emmett is going to get punched in the face in about four seconds." Edward made a move to leave.

"You're going. You haven't even heard you name."

"Considering the rest. I don't want to hear it. Goodbye." Edward was about to, but Emmett grabbed his arm.

"Oh come on. You would be Spedward." He laughed as he said it.

"You know what. I would have liked Influenza Boy better." Edward left the room.

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Author's Note: Emmett has become my new target, so Jasper could have a break.