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hey its what you have been waiting for.....
its big
its silly
and its absolutely full of Emmett,
all the rest of the vampires and Jacob
and wait for it( drum roll please ) DUCKY!!!!
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Chapter.9 Jane's really marvelous mistake
JANE(POV)
I was making my anti-antidote to get back at Emmett chucking ketchup all over me.
oops Edward might hear me emmmm,,,, I'm singing in the rain...wait i don't this song...la la la la...happy birthday to me....
...wait that will make Edward think I'm crazy...ah well.
Bella(pov)
I was looking at Edward when he had a strange look on his face. like when Emmett was singing happy birthday to him.
"Edward is everything OK?"
"i don't why but Jane might be crazy" he replied with the same face
"Why?"
"she keeps say happy birthday to herself and say stuff like 'kill Emmett'"
"Aro where's Jane?" i asked
"oh she is making the antidote for the boy" aro pointed to Emmett who was looking through a very large book called 'the ugly ducking'
Wait were did he find that.
"awww poor ducky she must so sad" Emmett whined
"ill save your ducky" called Rose
rose throwed the book in the fire place.
"why would they need a fireplace anyway" i whispered to Alice
"i know it does not go with the room , they should get rid off the medieval stuff that's so 1200 years ago, i mean get with the century"
"Alice its a castle its supposed look old"
"its a castle,i wonder do they have a torture chamber" Jacob said out of the blue
" I'd like to put you in a torture chamber" rose growled
jane(pov)
Hmm...its says here to put in all the correct amount at the correct times otherwise it might cause distressing consequences.
i threw all the ingredients in"oops, nobody will notice, i better correct it quick"
oh look here's acid.... ill just put that in...oh look the anti-antidote turns green and bubbling and going purple.
bleach and look hairspray,wait how that get in here.
two hours later
"Jane get the antidote" Aro called
i can hear Emmett singing the ketchup song
"and fast" aro said quickly
"I'm coming" i sang
Bella(pov)
The antidote looked very very green.
Emmett looked at it " oh Jane brought play dough, I'm going to make a big house so ducky ducky can eat Quackers (crackers get it)
and a big pond were he can swim and swim...."
" oh give it too him" Rosalie cries
Jane comes forward with a evil look in her eye and the antidote
"ducky wont let me eat play dough he says its full of acids" Emmett says
"ducky will come back if you take it" rose says
"wait ducky's gone nnnnnnooooooooooo" Emmett wails
Esme came over and took the spoon from Jane" here comes the chooo chooooo train,open up now"
" thank you mommy" Emmett says as he opened his mouth.........................
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