Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
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Emmett was driving happily in his car, when he reached into his glove compartment and pulled out a device that looked like breath fresher.
He stared at the strange device. Jasper must have left this in my car, when I let him drive it. He thought to himself.
"Well," Emmett said out loud. "Might as well smell and then possibly use it."
Emmett turned the device so that he thought that it's sprayer was facing the opposite direction, away from his face. He pressed down on the button on top of the device, allowing some of the spray to release.
But little did Emmett realize that the sprayer was in fact pointing right at his face. And once the spray hit his eyes he realized it wasn't breath fresher at all, but pepper spray.
"Ahhh…" He shouted as he tried to drive, while his eyes burned. And seeing as how, he couldn't cry, the pepper spray just stayed there.
He drove his way down the highway, trying to avoid cars, but failing miserably. He had already started fifteen accidents by the time he reached his front door. He burst through the door, covering his eyes.
"Ahhh!" Esme screamed. "Robber! You're covering your eyes so I don't know it's you, right? Oh you're going down!"
"No, it's just-" He was cutoff by Esme tackling him to the ground. "No, Esme. I just pepper sprayed myself while driving. Nothing big." Emmett was able to get her off of him and make his way to the kitchen to clean his eyes out.
Once finished, he turned around to see Esme.
"That's right. Pepper spray." Esme sprayed him in the eyes. "Take that, Robber. Ha ha!"
"Dang it." Emmett covered his eyes again and walked into a wall.
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Author's Note: My friend's grandpa pepper sprayed himself going down a highway. He was the only one in the car, so he just kept driving.
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