Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

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"Guys!" Alice screamed as she ran around the house. "Guys, I just had a vision and we have a problem!"

"How big of a problem?" Edward asked as he added a card to the house of cards he was building.

"Super huge-arific!" Alice held out her hands to show how big.

"What did you see, Alice?" Jasper asked.

"Someone's house is on fire! And, being superheroes, need to go put it out."

"Alice, we not superheroes." Edward went back to ignoring her to finish his house of cards. "Emmett is just a lunatic."

"Oh, come on, Edward. Someone might get hurt." She pouted.

"Yeah, Edward." Jasper pouted with Alice. She walked over and sat on his lap and they both proceeded to give Edward the puppy dog look.

"Oh, come on." Edward waved his hand. "You two are acting like a bunch of werewolves."

Jasper and Alice looked at one another. "I'm insulted." Alice said. "I am not that furry."

"Fine, we can be superheroes, just this once."

"Yes!" Emmett screamed as giddy as a schoolgirl. Running into the room, he began jumping up and down. "Let's go."

They all piled into Carlisle's car, and by piled, I mean, they were laying on top of each other because there wasn't enough seats for everyone.

"Couldn't we all just have run? It would have been just as fast." Edward asked as he was being crushed by Jasper who was laying across everyone in the back seat.

"No, Edward. We need a super awesome car, if we are going to be fighting crime." Emmett pushed Jasper more on to Edward, who grunted. "We'll call our means of transportation…The Enigma Engine."

"Emmett?"

"Yeah?"

"You are so stupid."

"Thank you." Emmett smiled.

They arrived at the 'burning house', only to realize it wasn't burning yet.

"Umm…Alice, it's not on fire." Edward said staring out at the clearly not burning house.

"I know, but it will be." She got of the car with everyone else. "And we have to save everyone."

"Ok…"

Carlisle busted through the door with Esme and Rosalie flanking right and left. "Move, move." The Cullens ran into the house.

"What the heck?" The resident of the house, who was a middle-aged woman, yelled. "Who are you people?"

"We are the Capricious Cullens, protectors of Forks. I am V Doc. This is my lovely wife, Free Fall." He pointed. " My daughters, Sightseer and Sexy Babe." Rosalie and Alice waved. "And my sons, The Stupid Confederate, Super Emmett and Spedward."

"Influenza Boy." Edward corrected.

"I like Spedward better. Sorry." He turned back to the woman. "We come to save you from you fire."

"There's no fire."

"Not yet." Carlisle ran over and grabbed the woman and pulled her from her home. "Let's move."

"Yay! I want to make some pancakes for Bella to celebrate our first time saving someone." Emmett sat down on the ground next to the house and lit a campfire, which caught the house on fire. "Crap." He looked down at the fire. "Darn, you pancakes."

The Cullens left while the woman's house burned to the ground.

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Author's Note: My sister and I are going on vacation for a week, so we won't be able to update until Sunday. Sorry…:(