Chapter 2: Trip to the Hospital

New chapter! Yay! Oh, and Equestria! Even more Yay! What? Expecting a wall of text? That was just for that chapter silly filly! Anyways, enjoy.

Oh, and again, language. I know, it's not good to use profane language, but I mean really, they are from World War 2, I'm merely trying to simulate of what they would be saying.

*sigh* I claim no rights to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, or the characters, all rights of it belongs to Hasbro, of which again, I claim no rights, any statements/comments saying I taken claims will be null, and void, and ignored. (Last disclaimer, from this point forward you will not be seeing them)

Tom tried to rub the blinding light out of his eyes, but couldn't, it was only after what seemed like forever, that it receeded, revealing a very colorful place, unlike anyother Tom had every seen, but not all was well. "Sergeant?" He asked meekly, looking over to his Sergeant, who was already stabbed, Tom stared in horror, "GET OFF OF HIM!" He yelled, jumped up, "NOW!" He yelled louder, making the Japanese soldier jump, who turned, only to be met with a haymaker, which made the soldier fall to the dirt, dazed.

Tom pulled the bayoneted gun out of Wallace, and pointed it to the soldier, who threw his hands up, "No kill! No kill!" He yelled, "No kill! I surrender!" Tom was so tempted to pull that trigger, "WHY SHOULD I? HUH? WHY SHOULDN'T YOU DIE?"

A tug on a pant leg caught is attention, "Se-SERGEANT? YOU...You okay?" Tom asked, still holding the soldier at gun point, "I've been...better," He coughed, "But I definitly need a medic..." "...'Merican?" The Japanese soldier asked, "WHAT?!" Tom yelled at him, The Japanese threw his hands up again, Tom didn't know what do to, the gun was shaking in his hands, would he really kill someone?

What scared him more, is the fact that there was no more banazai troopers charging them, nor was there a jungle, Tom was visibly frightend by everything..."...'Merican?" Tom slowly turned to the enemy soldier, "What. Do you want?" The Japanese went to spoke, but Tom interrupted him, "Oh let me guess, my life? And my friends life?" He said, the Japanese soldier just kinda looked down, "ANSWER ME." Tom shouted uncharacteristicly, the soldier jumped again, "No kill! I...want to help," He tryed to say, "Help with what?" Tom asked, the Soldier pointed to Wallace.

"Yeah, not in a million years," Tom said, "He will die, if no help," The Troop said, Tom thought about it, "One wrong move, and I don't care if I have blood on my hads, I will kill you if you try to kill him." "No kill 'merican," The Soldier said, "Well, since I'm trusting you to work on my friend...What's your name?"

"My name...Sokoro," Sokoro said, bowing, "My name, is Tom, and the one you stabbed is Wallace, which if he dies, I hope you're well aware that you'll die too." Sokoro simply stared, "Honorable," He said, and started to work on the wound, first examing it, "He will live, needs medic," Sokoro concluded, unknown to Tom, it was only by a miracle that Sokoro could speak SOME english.

"Well I figured that..." Tom sighed, "Anyway, where the hell are we? A blinding light and it looks like home-" He trailed off, realising something that he should've before anything else, the land was green, there was no jungle in sight, and it was colorful...Tom could hardly believe his eyes, if it wasn't for the past moments of warfare, and drama, he'd already would have passed out.

But he didn't, he shook his self out of his daze, and turned back to Soroko, who was seemingly trying to tell Wallace something, "Wallace-san, hold rag," He said, "I can't..." Wallace coughed out, Soroko just sighed, he knew that Wallace was going to die, and regretted stabbing him. "Don't give up Soro! Look right there!" Tom shouted happily, pointing to the big building with a red cross on it, he picked up Wallace, "I trust you'll be good, I CAN still shoot you," Tom warned, "No worry," Soroko said, shrugging his shoulders, Tom assumed that was his way of saying 'ok.'

The three started booking it to the hospital, Wallace was getting weaker, "Hey Soro, give Wally there a good slap," Tom ordered, "Okay," Soroko then slapped Wallace right across the face, he instantly woke up at that, "YOU DIRTY NO GOOD FOR NOTHING JAP, I'M GONNA-" "CHILL WALLY," Tom said, almost at the door, "I told him too, you were about to go out for the count." Wallace just moved his eyes to look at Tom, then back at Soroko, who just shrugged, "I'll let 'ya off the hook this time..." Wallace said, in a pissed off manner, but knew Tom did the right thing. Tom's eyes grew so wide getting there, that once he reached the door, they were the size of golf balls, "...DAMNIT" Tom yelled, "What now?" Soroko asked, "I have no idea where we're at...Is this hospital French? German?" "They are the gonna-save-my-assenese, that's what they are, now lets go Sonny Jim, I don't feel like meeting my maker, not today," Wallace urged, even in a half dazed state, "Yeah, yeah you're right, the worst that could happen is they're enemies..."

Tom took a deep breath, and walked in, but jumped when the doors slid open, "Did you see that Sarge? Automatic doors...What's next...Planes that hover?" Everyone laughed at that, and after that, the three continued on. But when he entered, his expectations crushed to dust, there wasn't Germans, or French, or even people for that matter, there were little horses, ponies even, "Sarge...You're not gonna believe this..." Tom said softly, trying not to frighten them, "What?" He said normal tone, "SHH, you'll scare them," "I am FUCKING BLEEDING OUT, I DON'T FUCKING CARE," Wallace shouted, the ponies shot looked towards the loud shout.

"And who the fuck is 'them' anyway?" The pony in seemingly medical cloths gulped, and walked up to them, "Hey buddy...I don't have a carrot or anything..." Tom said, kinda laughing, the pony just seemed to glare at them, "Aww...Look at 'em Soroko, they're adorable." The pony went wide eyed, and blushed, "And...they can blush? Sarge this is too cute..."

"Excuse me sir! Are you going to stand there and down grade me further, or do you actually have need for medical attention?!" It shouted, "Annnnnnnnd it talked," Tom said, "What the fuck you mean, 'it talked," "It talked, the pony, in doctor clothing talked." The pony was very annoyed, "What can I do, to make you leave my hospital?" He asked with a sigh, "Uhh...Are you a doctor?" It glared at Tom, "What do you think? An Orthoscope, doctor cloths, I don't know, maybe I'm a ballerina," He said with an eye roll, "I'm going to assume yes, look, my friend here, on my shoulder, got stabbed."

The pony flinched, he hasn't had to deal with a stabbing in ages, "Have you reported it to the Royal Guard?" He asked, "Really? FUCK! I knew it! This place smelled of tea to me..." Tom said, face palming, "Look, 'mate,' this gent here needs a good forte' winks to get back in shape, awlriaght?" Tom explained, the pony staring blank expression, "You are by far, the most crazy thing I've ever encounterd...As for your friend, I can patch him up relativly quickly, depending on the stab wound, it will determine how long he stays, but if you haven't gotten the Royal Guard, we'll have to inform them."

"Yeah, yeah, inform them if you MUST," Tom said, "Well...Of...course we do? There was a stabbing, which is, kind of a big deal," The doctor explained, "I don't blame you," Tom said, "Just...could we get him patched up now? I don't know how much blood he lost." "Yes of course," the Doctor said, "This way please," Notioning to a hall way, while they were walking, Tom decided to get the lay of the land, "So, where are we? You know, like what's the closest town/city?" He asked, breaking the silence, the doctor was a little annoyed, but he was also a professional so he decided to talk to him, "You are currently in the district of Ponyville, a smal-" He was cut off by laughing, what sounded like three things laughing, "Yo-You're jokeing right?" Wallace said, through laughter, "Funny name," Soroko commented through his own laughter, "I am actually VERY serious."

The three stopped laughing, and then just looked at the pony infront of them, "As I was saying, you're in the district of Ponyville, which is that little village, which I'm sure you've already atleast seen," the Doctor explained, Tom did recall seeing it, "The big city on the mountain, which you might have seen, is Canterlot, the Capital of Equestria," He finished, pointing to the room.

"So this land...is called Equestria?" Tom asked, "That is correct," The Doctor said, though these things had a rather odd personality, they seemed okay to the Doc himself, "I never heard of that on Earth..." Tom said, "Earth?" the Doc asked, "Yeah, you know, the planet we're-..." Tom stopped, with a sudden, horrifing thought...Are...We on Earth anymore? Or did we-

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE MOTHERFUCKER," He shouted at the docter, and pointed the rifle he had at him, "WH-WHAT?!" The doctor blinked, and kinda shrunk, "DID YOU ABDUCT US?! MOTHERFUCKER, DID YOU. ABDUCT US?" He was very serious, "Ab-Abduct you?" The doctor squeaked out, "N-No! I-I did no such thing!" He yelled back, "THEN HOW DID WE GET FROM OUR PLANET TO THIS ONE?! I KNOW HOW YOU ALIENS WORK, THERE WAS A BLINDING LIGHT, AND THEN WE POPPED HERE."

You have to admire poor Tom's desperation, atleast he's smart enough to conjure that possibility, but the why/how, little did Tom know, didn't matter. "I...Look we, I'm going to have a specialist examine you, I think you might be the things she talked about..." He said, he then went for the door, and mumbled, "To think, that insane pony might be right..." But Tom was having none of that, he shot right beside the door, "HAS YOUR MIND BEEN REMOVED?!" The doctor ducked, and looked up at the bullet hole, "SPECIALIST HELL! YOU AREN'T MOVEING SO MUCH AS THE MEANING OF PI."

The doctor was quite surprised that this very, seemingly violent thing knew what 'pi' was, or maybe the creature was just shooting in the dark, "I NEED to call her in, I don't know how to work with you, without losing my head, LITERALLY!" He explained, and pointed to the bullet hole, "Look, she's a very nice pony, and I think you'd like her...being unpredictable an' all..."

"Fine, but you have about three and a half seconds to get her here, otherwise I will setup a nest in here, and you will not be entering it, ever," Tom warned seriously, the doctor sighed, and called another pony in, who came in, "Yes?" She said, "Miss Redheart, could you call Lyra in? I belief I have something that'll interest her...And if she is busy, tell her it is an urgent matter."

"Of course," She said, "But may I ask why particularly, THAT pony?" the Nurse asked, everypoony knew how...Wierd Lyra was, so why did the doctor want her particularly? "Because, I-just-because-J-Just call her okay?" He said frustratedly, "Okay," the nurse said. While waiting, Tom felt really bad about shooting the wall, "Hey...Doc?" Tom started, "Yes?" He said, sighing, "I'm sorry...About the wall," The doctor looked at him, "What?" He wasn't oblivious to what Tom was talking about, but he didn't understand why Tom was apologising, "I shouldn't have shot the wall, or shot at all...I'm really sorry."

"It is okay, Mister. OH! What IS your names'?" He asked, Tom was still feeling bad about the wall, but answered the doctor, "Name's Tom, and the guy that I carried in, is Wallace, and finally, the guy that followed us in, is Soroko." Finally, another voice seemed to work it's way down the hallway, "Ah, she's finally here," The doctor sighed relief, the voice grew closer, and began to become understandable, "So the docter wanted me because he thinks this is something I'm into? I don't know medical stuff."

The source of the voice walked in, and when it did, an instant gasp camed from it, "ARE-AM-REALLY-I CAN'T BELIEVE-ARE YOU SERIOUS- AM I DREAMING-I..." The mint colored pony stammered, then finally screamed out of joy, which happend to be very earpierceing, "THESE ARE HUMANS!" She yelled, and hugged the doctor tightly, "HUMANS! REAL. LIVE. HUMANS!" She bounced rapidly up and down, "OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!" She yelled, at each bounce.

After a long, and rather exaggerated moment, Tom finally spoke, "So, since there seems to be silly names, and actual very punny ones, I am going to assume your's, is Minty." "CLOSE ENOUGH!" Lyra shouted in happiness, she was too happy to care about the mistake, "No, wait..." Tom put a hand infront of her face, stopping her mid-bounce, and thought for a moment more..."OH! Your name's Lyra, sorry for the mistake," He sia,d then remove his hand, she seemed to bounce faster, "OH MY GOSH, I KNEW IT! COGNITIVE THINKING!"

Tom, and Soroko didn't know what to say, Wallace was busy cussing at the doctor for touching the wound, and Lyra was still bouncing in joy, finally Tom said something, "Well, Lyra, which is a pretty name, you're the expert on humans?" She stoped, and hit the floor with a thud, then got up, and brushed herself, then yelled again, "I WAS COMPLIMENTED BY A HUMAN!" "Your life's complete now," Soroko said under his breath, Lyra was too giddy to care about the insult.

In this room of chaos however, the doctor was still able to get Wallace to hold still, long enough for stitching, though Wallace didn't cry, which was normally the problem, the doctor instead faced a whole lot of cursing. He stiched the last stich, and then looked at Wallace, "There you go! We're all done!" He said, smiling, "Now, all things considered I think you deserve an icecream," Wallace then whammed the doctor right in the face as hard as he could.

The doctor laid across the room, dazed, "It's fine doc, that was satisfieing enough," Wallace said, letting out a long sigh of relief, the doctor said nothing however, he was a little sleepy. Lyra was still bouncing, even after that hard fall, Tom finally grabbed her, and held her eye-to-eye level, "STOP IT. CALM DOWN, OR SO HELP YOU'RE GETTING THE WINDOW EXIT," She looked at him, smile fading, then she started to shake a little, Tom kinda felt bad now, but he wanted quiet, and damnit, he was going to get some. Call it wierd, but Tom began to smell Mint, he took a second sniff in the air, then looked to the dazed doctor, "Hey doc, I know you're a bit out of it, but do you have, like a mint air freshener or somethin'?"

The doctor simply shook his head, and started getting up, a little wobbly, then Tom looked at Lyra, examing her for a minute, "I'm sorry for yelling at you," Tom said. He sat her down, and patted her on the head, Lyra blushed heavily, but tried to hide it, she knew that he didn't know patting/petting was considered sensual, "Say, why's that...thing popping out of your head?"

Tom asked, pointing to Lyra's horn, "Oh, well, because I'm a unicorn," "A unicorn?" Tom asked, "You mean like...Magical horse?" Lyra giggled at that, "Yes, a magical horse, though there's three types of ponies here," She said, stopping her giggle fit. "And those would be...?" "OH! Well, there's four actually, unicorns, pegasi, earth ponies, and alicorns, though the only alicorns are Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna."

"What do you mean, 'alicorn?" "Oh, well the princesses have both a horn, and wings," Tom kinda glared, "And what do the earth ponies have?" Lyra kinda frownd, "Well...nothing, they're just normal, you know, no wings, or horns," Tom, was not amused. A short while later, Wallace picked the doctor up from his rather awkward position, and set him on all fours, "Thanks..." The doctor said, but then realised who did it, "Get back in bed! I just stich you up-" "Yes you did doc, and I'm grateful, but don't go bustin' my balls over it."

The doctor instantly gasped, "SIR, WE-" "If your going to nag for saying 'balls,' then just...wow," Wallace said laughing, "Soroko, Rookie, we're blowin' this stand," "Sir, yes sir," Tom said saluting, and walking out happily, Soroko and Wallace followed, leaving the doctor stunned.

Outside

The air hit them, and it was sweet, a whole sweeter then hospital air, "Hey, Sarge, how well did that doc patch you up?" Tom asked, "Eh, he did an okay job, but seemed a bit panzified." Lyra walked outside moments later, "Alright, umm..." She said thinking, "That's Canterlot," Pointing to the castle on the mountain, "That's Ponyville, where I live," She pointed to the small cute little village down a ways, "And that, is Cloudsdale," Pointing up to the city in the sky.

This was going to be one hell of a ride.

Things they don't know!

This thingy down here will be at the end of every chapter! So things alot of them don't know is fairly obvious, they don't know anything about anything. But to be more detailed:

1. Patting, wing touching, and horn rubbing, horn touching, wing rubbing, and petting is considered a very sensual act, even romantic (trust me they'll be screwing up on this alot),

2. Wallace and Tom are considered dead on Earth, same for Soroko,

3. This transportation was a one-way thing, and they won't be going back.

4. Tom thinks this world is very chaotic based on that one time experience, but what he doesn't know is it's actually quite serene, and not chaotic.

5. The only working part on Soroko's gun, is his bayonet.

6. Lyra wants to explode and tell the whole world how she found humans, though she seems calm, her mind is actually freaking out.

You might think I'm spoiling things, but I'm not. it's more to give you insight on what they think/what they don't know. Now I could fit an entire list going all the way down to 20, but I'm not going to waste, mine OR your time by doing that. Think of the 'Things they don't know!' As a debriefing.