Disclaimer: Guess what…I still don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: Guess what…I still don't own Twilight. One would have thought after writing almost 30 chapters of randomness that I would be closer to owning it. But you would be wrong. And oh yeah, no Hannah Montana either.

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Miley Cyrus danced across the Cullen's T.V. screen. Emmett, Alice and Jasper watched intently as she smiled and bounced around singing her new hit,'7 Things'.

"Oh yeah!" Emmett stood up from the couch and began to dance around like Miley. "I love Miley Cyrus! And I hate Hannah Montana!"

"You realize they are the same person, right?" Jasper asked.

"No! They are not!" Emmett stopped dancing and stuck his tongue out at Jasper. "They are very different."

"Whatever." Jasper put his head on Alice's chest. "God, I hate this music. It has too much hope."

"Oh…" Emmett looked anger. "Shut up, Jasper." He turned back to the screen to see the very end of the music video.

Miley danced her final jig, and then turned to the camera and mouthed. 'I love you'.

"OH MY GOD!" Emmett screamed. "MILEY LOVES ME!"

"Alice," She looked down at Jasper. "Let's escape while we can." The two stood up and sliently left the room.

"I have to tell her I love her too!" Emmett ran out to his truck and turned on the engine. "Don't worry, Miley, my love! Your vampire lover, Emmett, is on his way!"

6 MINUTES LATER

Emmett had driven incredibly fast so he could see his love. He kicked in the Cyrus' residence door and ran straight into the house.

"Miley! I read your lips and I know you love me!"

"Umm…excuse." Miley Cyrus appeared in front of Emmett. "What the heck are you doing in my house?"

"I watched your video 7 Things, and at the end you proclaimed your love for me, so I came! I LOVE YOU!"

"Umm…no," She looked around quickly. "Security!"

Two huge guards appeared and pulled Emmett from the house.

"Don't come back you creep!" Miley yelled from her front porch.

4 DAYS LATER

"So, Emmett. Did Miley actually love you?" Jasper finally asked.

"Actually she loves me so much she signed a legal document, that said that me personally can't come in 200 mile radius of her." He held out the paper. "She loves me so much!"

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Author's Note: I just saw the music video to the song '7 Things' and at the end Miley mouths out 'I love you' and so this was born. Yeah…