Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Or The Wizard of Oz song.

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Carlisle walked outside to see the entire yard covered in bloody corpses the cat had left. He called a family meeting.

"It has come to my attention, that someone, " He looked straight at Emmett. "has bitten my Princess and made her a blood thirsty vampire cat. Which would be ok, except of the fact that now she has killed half the town."

"I'm sorry, Carlisle." Jasper said with his head down. "My emo-ness overtook my better judgment when Emmett asked me to bite the cat."

"No, it's fine. We just now have to kill it."

"Yes, finally something I can do!" Emmett yelled and bounced up and down.

"We'll need to attack her with knives and cut her up and burn." He glanced at his group. The all nodded. "Ok, let's go."

Upon walking outside, everyone could see the carnage left by the sweet kitty.

"Butcher knives ready?" Once Carlisle asked, all the Cullens held up their knives in ready position.

Princess came into view. The Cullens pounced, but Princess was smart and summoned up her band of newborn vampires.

"She's more powerful than Victoria." Edward said as he slashed at a vampire ready to jump on him.

The battle raged for three days, without a clear-cut victor. Princess had collected many on her journey around Forks, she had been able to create an army so strong not even love, the most powerful emotion, could defeat it.

That's when Bella arrived, with a butter knife, since she had heard of the vampire invasion. Princess saw her as a target and clawed at her. Bella screamed and began to stabbed the cat until it finally fell.

Bella quickly pulled out some lighter fluid and matches she kept in her back pocket for times like this and burned the remains. Bella smirked at her handy work.

"The evil cat is dead!" Emmett screamed, lifting Jasper up. He, Jasper and Edward began to sing.

Ding dong the cat is dead

Which old cat?

The vampire old cat

Ding dong the vampire cat is dead

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The three-some danced until early morning, once the sun had risen they returned inside the house. Which is when there was a knock at the front door. Emmett answered it, to find a litter of black kittens in a box.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"