Disclaimer: I don't Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't Twilight. Duh…. It don't own Dam Dadi Doo by Nightcore either.

Author's Note: I'm dancing currently to Dam Dadi Doo, it's so much fun! Woot! :D

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Jasper and Emmett stood on the La Push beach. They had gotten the wolves to leave by leading them away with some of the ham Emmett had leftover from his lifetime supply. And since the wolves were gone, the Cullens decided to throw a party on the beach.

"Hey, what's that?" Emmett asked.

"A fish." Jasper replied as he watched Edward and Bella dance to the song Dam Dadi Doo.

"No, I think it's a girl." Emmett waved and the girl/fish waved back. "She wants me like Miley. I'm going to go see her." Emmett jumped in the water.

"No, Emmett. You can't sw-"

"HELP! I'M DROWNING!" Emmett screamed and flailed his arms.

"I would help you, but," Jasper looked back at Edward and Bella who now doing the booty shake. "I'm too emo. And I want to dance!" Jasper ran over and began to do the Electric Slide.

"FINE, JASPER! I'LL JUST !#R!#!FE#R#TR(A/N: Emmett says he loves bunnies) DIE OUT HERE!"

"You can't !#TRQ#R#QRFRTE (A/N: Jasper says flowers are pretty) die, Emmett. You're a #!#R# (A/N: Horses say neigh) vampire!" Jasper replied.

"Come over here, Vampire Boy." The Fish/Woman said.

"Ok." Emmett flailed over to the chick.

"I'm a mermaid. And I love you."

"What the heck is a mermaid?"

"I can tell you in song:

When the morning come come
I'm dancing like you're dumb dumb
And when the groove is high
when dummies jump to sky

if you feel the groove groove
the dummies have to move move
can you feel the beat the beat the beat

You never tell me what is wrong
'cause now it's time to be alone
let me love you everyday
so long you let the dummies play"

"That didn't tell me crap." Emmett looked at her confused.

"Oh well, let's party!" The mermaid pulled Emmett underwater and swam him back to the shore, where the Cullens were partying.

"Ummm…who the #!RF#RQEW (A/N: Jasper thinks that Dam Dadi Doo is the best techno dance song EVA) is this?"

"She's a mermaid who loves Dam Dadi Doo and me." Emmett hugged her. "It's true love."

"#!#(A/N: ? (make something up)) YOU!" Rosalie yelled and stormed off.

Five minutes later, Jacob and the wolf pack walked on the beach to find the Cullens partying.

"What the heck is this?" Jacob yelled.

"Umm…I propose a dance off to see who gets the beach!" Edward yelled.

"Umm…this is La Push. It's kind of our home."

"You know what Jacob? #!RF!#EQR# (A/N: Edward says your face)."

Jacob cried.