War of the Television show worlds, by Androidfish7
This was a war to be talked about for decades. Timmy's dad rode inside a Blackhawk Air Security Chopper waiting to be sent down into the Simpson's mainland. They had a plan, they needed to cut off the Simpson's communications with other television shows, so they had to cutoff their electricity, by planting a Time Bomb Timmy's mom had on her possession in the local Power Plant, owned by Mr Burns. This would disrupt communications long enough for reinforcements from "Fairly Godparents" to arrive, and eventually thwart the enemy. What role did Timmy's dad play here? He had to cause a diversion, drawing enemy defenses to the location he had to be dropped. There was also an important remote sentry operator inside the treehouse he had to disarm. "Are you ready Turner?" Dinkelberg, the pilot, shouted. "Dinkelberg..." He replied (His trademark line), as he jumped out of the Blackhawk, and landed square on top of the treehouse, which was poorly built, so he fell right through the roof. He completely took Bart Simpson by surprise, as he opened up on him with his Golden AK47, his prized possession (his secondary weapon was a Flamethrower). He then, using the Flamethrower, lit the remote sentry on fire, completely destroying the security turrets placed around Springfield, which were in hidden locations. Now that that was no longer a factor, he took out his Golden AK47, as he waited for the enemy to take notice, and they did, because coming out of nowhere, an RPG shot blew Timmy's dad's body apart, and this shot came from none other than Ned Flanders, who saw the whole thing take place, and had plenty of time to make an advised shot. "Jorgan, this is Dinkelberg, there will no longer be a need for exfil on Turner" Dinkelberg said through a walkie talkie. "Copy that. Are we cleared to send in infantry?" Jorgan Bonstrangle said. "Copy that, you are clear." Dinkelberg replied, however, he did not realize that Mr Burns had actually been expecting their Blackhawk. All of a sudden, a huge armored attack helicopter began to rise from nearby the Power Plant. Dinkelberg's eyes widened, as he picked his walkie talkie back up, but as he fumbled with it, the chopper unleashed a Borreal Storm of bullets on the Blackhawk, easily taking it out of the sky, and Dinkelberg lost the walkie talkie, as the Blackhawk flew down like a comet to the ground, exploding on impact and easily killing Dinkleberg. At that point, about 20 or 30 APCs sped on into Springfield, and Jorgan, with other troops, including Wanda, Cosmo, Mr Crocker, Mrs Waxelplax, AJ, and Vicky, and Timmy, jumped out of the APCs, but immediately, Jorgan noticed the threat, as he was alarmed, he shouted "Pave Low! Find cover!" but it was far too late, Mr Burns had already locked onto the infantry, and their rides, as he unleashed another slew of bullets, killing Waxelplax and AJ, and fatally wounding Vicky. This was only the beginning, however, as a slew of police cars began to speed down the road, and Chief Wiggum, along with his police interns, pulled out Colt Pythons and rushed to where the enemy infantry was, and there were a lot of officers. Jorgan, with his incredible strength, picked up 2 Panzerfausts, and, while they had time. He aimed the Panzerfausts at the Pave Low, and fired them, with perfect accuracy, as both shots collided head on the PaveLow. Despite the fact this was a Pave Low, an armored chopper, this was simply too much, and after it had crashed on the ground, a UH2 Utility Chopper began spinning into the scene, as it contained Timmy's Mom, armed with the Time Bomb, as it had 15 minutes until detonation. It seemed uninterrupted and it appeared their diversion plan had worked, BUT, at that moment, a huge rocket shot came out of nowhere. This rocket was later identified to be an M1 Bazooka, and fired by none other than Seymour Skinner! The UH2 began to spin out of control, and it crashed, NEAR the Power Plant. Timmy's mom rushed into the Power Plant, bomb suitcase in hand, and was greeted by Smither with a PP01 hand gun, as he shot Timmy's Mom square in the head, and opened the suitcase. Smithers ran outside, far away from the Power Plant as he could. He was near an airport, conveniently enough, so he screamed at the top of his lungs "SOMEBODY GET THE BOMB SQUAD!". He was in luck, because the Springfield Airport owner realized what was going on, so he sent in one Bomb Squad person, and after about 10 minutes of sprinting, the Bomb Squad person finally made it to Smithers. "Sir, step away from the bomb!" He said to Smithers, as he opened the suitcase, he ran a sensor over the bomb, then began typing in a code on the bomb, then it stopped ticking. "Bomb defused!" the Bomb Squad person yelled. The battle had been won by the Simpson's BUT, there was still enemy infantry still fighting off the police. It was a huge violent affair, after it was almost done, Chief Wiggum was the only cop alive, vs Timmy Turner, being the only enemy, period, still living, along with Jorgan Bonstrangle, who was seemingly unkillable. Wiggum ran out of ammo on his Colt Python and now wielded a .44 Magnum, vs Timmy with his FMG9, and Jorgan with his MG36. This appeared to be a lopsided fight, when Wiggum discovered where Timmy and jorgan where hiding. Wiggum was able to outflank the 2, as he kicked the FMG9 out of Timmy's hand, and shot the MG36 out of Jorgan's hands. BUT Wiggum had forgot about one more enemy unit, as Wiggum blew off Jorgan's head, and pointed the .44 Magnum at Timmy, Denzel Crocker came from behind and slit Wiggum's throat. "Crocker you saved me!" Timmy exclaimed. "Now for this, you have to show me your FAIRY GODPARENTS! (Trademark line)" said Crocker. "They're dead" said Timmy, as Crocker and Timmy stopped talking and ran for their APCs, and Crocker made it into the APC, but then something horrible happened. It appeared that Homer had got ahold of Timmy's dad's Flamethrower. "You killed our boy, now we get yours!" Homer yelled. "He's not even my son" Crocker replied. "Same difference!" Homer yelled, as he lit Timmy on fire right before he made it to the APC. "Crocker go! It's too late for me!" Timmy yelled, as Crocker sped away. "I WILL BE BACK SOMEDAY!" Crocker threatened.
Result: A complete and utter failure for the Fairly Godparents
Epilogue: Not surprisingly enough, Timmy's body was cremated, and the every fairy in the world was killed in this invasion. "The Simpsons" would later move on to takeover Fairy World, as nobody was there to oppose them. Crocker, well, he did come back as promised, and he actually managed to kill the Mayor of Springfield, but was then killed by his Personal Bodyguards. And, well, that's about it.
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