Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight…oh, it's so sad

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight…oh, it's so sad. Or Webkinz…though I do own almost the entire cast of Final Fantasy XII in Webkinz. Or Neopets…I haven't fed my pets in so long, they're really, really mad at me.

Author's Note: My sis is forcing me to listen to 'Swing Life Away' by Rise Against…yeah….

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"Guys!" Alice shouted as she walked through the door. "Guys!"

"What, Alice?" Edward appeared to see her smiling like a wild woman.

"Look!" She opened the bag she was holding to reveal a bunch of random stuffed animals. She giggled at Edward's expression.

"Ummm…aren't you a little old for stuffed animals?"

"They're not stuffed animals." She laughed and waved her hand. "They're even better. They're Webkinz!" Her smile widened.

"Oh, and that makes them better how?"

"You can go online and play with them."

"Can't you just make a Neopets account? Or better yet, you can use Jasper's and mine. I'm sure my uni (A/N: this species is a unicorn), Avnitia281666 (A/N: This is one of my actually Neopets) and Jasper's shyru (A/N: this species is a dragon); Kennyoil (A/N: my sister's 6th period group neopet) could use some loving. I don't think we've fed them in about six years."

"That's just stupid. Why would I want to play a free online game, when I can pay twenty dollars for a stuffed animal and games for two and half year olds?" Alice spoke as if there wasn't anything to argue.

"Fine, Alice." Edward began to walk away.

"Oh, Edward! I'm naming the panda after you." She lifted the panda from her bag. "Isn't that right, Spedward?" She rubbed noses with the animal. "Oh yeah, Edward! I'm not going to feed you either!"

"Fine, I don't need to eat anyway."

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Four weeks later, Alice was still obsessed with her Webkinz.

"Jaspy, aren't you just the cutest little emo ever." Alice patted the curly pink poodle she had dubbed, Jasper. "And you too, Emmy." She raised a raccoon she had named Emmett. Next to her 'Emmy', was a gorilla named Rosalie, or as Alice called her, Rosy. Then there was Carlisle the hippo Alice called him, Carly. And finally, the penguin, Esme or Ezzy. Along with Eddy, her panda, they made the cutest group of furry stuffed Cullens ever.

"Alice," Edward began. "Must you give us all cutesy little nicknames. It's so, so unmanly for me, unemo for Jasper and right up Emmett's alley."

"Hey, I just bought a new bulldog and guess what I'm naming him?"

"I don't know or care."

"Ally!" She giggled.

"I thought you said it was a boy?"

"It is. Eddy, Carly, Emmy and Jaspy are my girls and Ezzy, Rosy and now, Ally are boys. I thought it would be a good change seeing how we're going to be stuck in these genders for forever."

"Whatever."

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Three weeks later, Alice had overthrown the Webkinz Company and now was running the entire operation from their home.

"Guys, we have to stop Alice." Edward was extremely annoyed by her. "I say we nuke the Webkinz factory."

"Ok." Jasper and Emmett nodded.

And then the next day, Edward dropped a nuclear bomb on the Webkinz factory, causing World War III.

And all he could say was oops.

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Author's Note: This moment is dedicated to briiittx xhc thanks for reviewing! :D