War of the Television show worlds, by Androidfish7
*The first sitcom vs sitcom war.
Spencer Shay entered the appartment building where some of the characters from "Big Bang Theory" lived. Spencer was armed with a Cheytach Intervention, a Sniper Rifle capable of cutting through boulders, and to back him up, a Ranger double barreled shotgun, lethal up close, and capable of removing a person's innards from a close up shot. Followed by him, Freddie Benson, armed with a FN P90, a rapid fire SMG with deadeye accuracy and upgraded iron sights, with a M9 Pistol, a fast fire pistol with deadly accuracy. The group went up to the reception desk. "Hello you two! How may I help you?" the receptionist asked. "We'd like to make a visit to a Mr. Leonard Leakey and a Sheldon Cooper" Spencer replied. After recieving instructions on how to get there, Spencer and Freddie agreed to take alternate routes to get to the room, as they feared a trap on one particular side would kill them both. Freddie went into the elevator, as Spencer took the stairs. Across the city, in a different appartment, Neville was looking down the scope of a M14 EBR Scoped, and he identified Sheldon with a unidentifiable weapon. Neville would've shot the bullet at him, but until conflict came, all this would do was kill 1 enemy at the extreme risk of losing Freddie and Spencer due to alerting the enemy. However, Neville identified a Tripwire bomb lying out of sight, but next to the elevator! Neville hoped nobody would be coming through the elevator. However, as if on cue, the elevator doors opened, and the huge explosion completely tore apart Freddie's body, as he was dead. The enemy had been alerted, so Neville attempted to take aim at Sheldon, but Sheldon dashed to the elevator, and was out of Neville's sights. However, Neville would have yet another target, as Raj ran into his sights, and Neville would not let him get away, as Neville found Raj's headon the tip of his crosshairs, and pulled the trigger, and Raj's head exploded right then and there. Immediately realizing there was a Sniper, Sheldon took a M82 Sniper Rifle, a vicious Sniper rifle weighing 28 pounds, the only sniper rifle in the world that could cause more damage than a Cheytach Sniper Rifle, and aimed at Neville, while Neville aimed at Sheldon, and they both pulled the trigger at the exact same time, with different results, as Neville fell dead, while Sheldon got one in a million chance luck, as his shot was perfect, but the recoil of the M82 saved him, as Neville's bullet hit the M82, and without the M82's extreme recoil, the bullet would've hit Sheldon directly between the eyes. Sheldon took a minute to realize his extreme luck, but then he took out his Benelli M4 Super 90, a semi automatic shotgun, as soon as he heard gunfire, as he rushed into the kitchen to find that Spencer had killed Leonard and Penny with his Ranger! Apparently he had caught them off guard and took them out with only but a single Ranger bullet! Sheldon then realized he was the only person left alive on thier side! Sheldon then had a hunch, as he looked under his special seat, to find Spencer aiming at him with his Ranger! Sheldon acted quickly, narrowly dodging the shot, and while Spencer was reloading, Leonard blew off his head with a shot from his M4 Super 90, now there was 1 person left on team "Big Bang Theory", while there was still 3 people left on team "ICarly", which I haven't even given their location. BUT, I should say this, Gibby, armed with a M4 Carbine and a ASP Pistol, got into the elevator one floor below the one Freddie got in, and when Freddie got blown up by the Tripwire Bomb, it deactivated the elevator, sending the elevators crashing to the ground, at the moment, Gibby was over 500 feet in the air, so Gibby was brutally murdered by the impact to the ground, so, technically, there were 2 people left on team "ICarly". Sheldon knew the only chance he had of winning was to find the 2 survivors. The remaining survivors were Sam Puckett and Carly Shay, the stars, and they were in the appartment, BUT they got a tiny bit "derailed" from the mission, as they were going to attempt to takeover the entire appartment BEFORE making their move on Sheldon, and they had, conveniently for Sheldon, just got to his floor, and Sheldon knew this because he heard their voices, as he realized they were placing a Breaching Charge on their appartment door, so Sheldon ran to about 6 feet to the right of their door, and when Carly and Sam blew down the door and popped in, Sheldon shot Sam with the M4 Super 90, killing Sam easily, and as soon as Carly realized, Carly ran backwards, narrowly dodging the next shot from Sheldon. Sheldon then went to hopefully finish the defense mission, as he took out a small G18 Machine Pistol as he loaded it, he rushed outside of the room, to find Carly running away, perhaps in retreat, so Sheldon dashed after Carly, and as Carly made it out of the building, Sheldon got a clear shot, and gunned Carly down brutally with the G18. Sheldon realized that he had basically defeated Team "ICarly" all by himself, as his allies were almost useless, minus Howard placing the Tripwire Bomb near the elevator, but Leonard had not actually seen Howard, alive or dead, since the fighting had begun. Sheldon then saw Howard in a massive Stryker. "Where the hell was that before Penny, Leonard, and Raj were killed?" Sheldon yelled in anger.
Epilogue: Freddie's Mom eventually came after Sheldon after learning Freddie was dead, but Sheldon easily killed her. After a long time of not seeing the web show, the fans of "ICarly" eventually just stopped visiting the website, and the hype died down. Sheldon and Howard eventually parted ways after Sheldon looted all the money from "ICarly" territory, he had built enough money to buy his own house, so that was where they rarely saw each other again.
Up next: The saddistic nutcases from "Drake and Josh" take on the cunning and funny yet deceptive forces from "George Lopez". Credit to "Swedish_Disorder007" for requesting this matchup.
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