War of the Television show worlds, by Androidfish7

*Requested by Swedish_Disorder007

Drake took out a FIM 92 Stinger from the nearby armory, filled with guns as far as the eye could see. The group of characters from "Drake and Josh" had been expecting an attack from the characters from "George Lopez", and Megan had the brains to know the enemies were big on choppers and airplanes, so naturally, setting up anti aircraft launchers and SAM sites nearby the expected area of attack would prove effective, potentially cutting off enemy aircraft. The rest of the crew, which was, along with Drake, Josh, Megan, Walter, Crazy Steve, Helen, and Mindy, vs the forces of "George Lopez", which included George, Angie, Carmen, Benny, Ernie, and Vic. So it was a 7 vs 6 fight, HOWEVER, let's not forget one of them is 8 years old. At that point, the war began, as a Havoc Helicopter began to spin into the scene, as George was the pilot, containing Vic on a MK19, a fierce automatic grenade launcher that could kill up to 30 people in one shot, granted they were all in close enough proximity, but that was 1 shot, this thing was AUTOMATIC, so it would be hard to repel it once it really got going, but instantly, the SAM sites began acting up, locking onto the Havoc Helicopter, and Drake aimed at it with the FIM 92 Stinger, an extreme Rocket Launcher, that was only capable of locking onto aircraft, but once it locked on, it would not miss, and it would bring the recepient chopper out of the sky. Along with the Havoc Helicopter, a Chopper that acts as an attack chopper, with the capability of holding a minigun, or in this case, an MK19, along with the ability to deliver cargo if desperate times struck, came a Stryker, with Ernie holding an M4A1 calling out targets for the Stryker. The crew from "Drake and Josh" immediately got to work on the Stryker, as Drake grabbed an RPG, and aimed at the Stryker, seeing as though the Havoc Helicopter would probably get taken out, but then, all of a sudden, they heard a loud noise coming from the sky, as they looked up above, an enormous B52 was about 2 seconds from bombing their location. "B52! Get to cover!" Josh yelled, as it was far too late, as the bombs devastated their side, killing Walter from burning to death, and cutting Mindy's body in half, so that was 2 dead so far and the battle had just begun. "Kill off the Stryker and Havoc Heli before the B52 makes another run!" Josh yelled, as Drake fired the RPG shot at the enemy Stryker, and it missed horribly, BUT, enemy infantry had just popped into the scene, and instead of the Stryker, the RPG shot tore right through Carmen like a hot knife through butter, completely ripping the body apart, as the Havoc Helicopter flew over the group, unleashing grenade induced hell with the MK19, as a few of the shots hit Helen directly, blowing the body completely apart. At that point, however, the SAM sites finally locked on and hit the Havoc Helicopter, as it began to go rapidly out of control. Vic began to strafe with the MK19, and, ironically, hit Angie's head straight on, as the head came off like wet foil, so now, there 4 people left on "Drake and Josh" vs the 4 left on "George Lopez", but that wasn't the end of the casualties, as the Havoc Helicopter hit the ground, and caused a gigantic nuke like explosion, easily killing George and Vic, while it sent a nearby car flying in the air, as it landed directly on Megan, and there was no question that this was instant death. It was now 3-2, as Drake, Josh, and Crazy Steve ran into the armory for cover, while Drake loaded the RPG, and aimed at the Stryker, but Ernie tagged Drake with the M4 Carbine, so the Stryker opened up on Drake, with perfect accuracy, AFTER Drake had got off the RPG shot, as this time the RPG shot was perfectly accurate, annihilating the Stryker, taking it out, and killing the driver, who was Benny. Now there were 2 people on "Drake and Josh" and Ernie was the last one left for "George Lopez". Ernie took the M4A1 off tag mode, and loaded it (something he should've done before it all went to hell) as he tossed a flashbang grenade inside the armory where Josh and Crazy Steve were hiding, as he dashed into the armory, and found Josh still blinded from the flashbang, as he shot down Josh with the M4. Crazy Steve grabbed a Dragunov, the closest thing he could grab, and ran to cover. Ernie walked very slowly around the armory, watching for Crazy Steve, while reloading the M4A1. Crazy Steve made a bunch of maneuvers, and found himself standing behind Ernie, as he aimed at the head, and pulled the trigger, but the strangest thing, Ernie wasn't even affected by it. Crazy Steve dove behind a wall, so he was out of sight, as Ernie turned around at a jump, as he saw the shot came so close to killing him, it took off a small hair. Crazy Steve then realized he had forgot to take into account that it was a very windy nightoutside, and this caused some distortion of his shot. However, nonetheless the attack of opportunity was lost. Steve then saw right next to him was a box of 7.62 LMG bullets. Steve quickly grabbed the box and put it in his pocket, as he dashed away just in time, as Ernie just popped inside the room. Steve ran as fast as he could, scrambling to find an LMG in the armory, but he found nothing until, about 2 minutes later, he realized he had passed a PKM Machine Gun, but it was too late, as Ernie had already reached that point. Steve then got an idea, as he took a single bullet out of the box, and lit it on fire, he grabbed a small tissue he had in his pocket, found a glass of alchohol, dumped the glass, as he placed the tissue inside the bottle, and lit it on fire, he had created a Molotov Cocktail. He realized he wouldn't have much time, as he dashed to where Ernie was, and threw the Molotov Cocktail, right at Ernie's surprised eyes, as the Molotov Cocktail lit him on fire, and gave him a bad cut on his leg, as this is where it hit him, but Ernie had come prepared, as he took a canteen of water he had on him and doused the flames out. Steve's eyes widened, as he dove back to cover, but Ernie had seen where Steve had just went, as he dashed to where he had seen Steve, and he had located Steve in his M4A1 sights, as they were up close there was no time for Steve to look down his scope, so Steve pulled the trigger, hoping something would come, and it was his lucky day, as Ernie wasn't dead, but had lost Steve in his sights, and this was enough for Steve, as Steve took out his Yarara Paircadisto (Knife), and completely put the Coup De Grace on Ernie, but of course, Steve being crazy, he not only slit Ernie's throat, but he cut off his hands, cut out the eyeballs, and shaved Ernie's hair.

Epilogue: Some people say that Steve keeps the Eyeball-less head of Ernie as his "trophy". The B52 did again come around, but did not drop the bomb because George was not there to give clearance, or Ernie, as the B52 also took clearance from Ernie. The B52 had actually come about 45 seconds AFTER Ernie had been killed. In the end, "Drake and Josh" was crowned the victor.

Up next, the crazy ruthless forces of "Courage the Cowardly Dog" take on the graphic, saddistic forces of "The Boondocks". Requested by Swedish_Nightmare_:)

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