Disclaimer: Do I own Twilight
Disclaimer: Do I own Twilight? That would be a no…
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"So, guys." Edward addressed Jasper, Emmett, Alice and Rosalie. "What do you want to do today?"
"Ummm…idk." Rosalie replied, as she texted Emmett who was next to her.
"Rosalie, could you stop texting and speaking to me in text and tell me what we should do?"
"Why r u asking me, Ed?" Rosalie looked up at him, while still keeping her text conversation going with Emmett. "Idk, what we do 2day."
"Yesh." Edward sighed.
"Hey," Jasper chimed in. "Why don't we torment the wolf pack?"
"I already refused to buy popcorn from Jacob yesterday…two days in a row would be brutal. Let's do it!" Edward got really excited.
"So, what did you have in mind, Jasper?" Alice asked.
"You know how Indians never want to get their pictures taken because they think it steals their souls, why don't we go over to La Push with some Kodak cameras and take their pictures."
"I like it." Edward smiled and stood. "Come we're off. Rosalie and Emmett are you coming?"
"Hold on, Ed." She looked down at her text. "Lol, sry. G2g. Lil bro is so annoying."
Edward rolled his eyes.
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With fifty-seven cameras in stow, the group made their way to La Push. The snuck onto the Black's land and climbed up the tree next to Jacob's window.
Edward went first and hopped through the window into Jake's room, followed by Jasper, then Alice, next Rosalie and finally Emmett.
Once everyone was positioned around the room, they all got out their cameras and aimed them at the Jake's sleeping form.
"Ready," Edward looked to make sure every one was in position. "On three. One…two…three!"
They group flashed Jacob with multiple lights, waking him up. He yelled out when saw the lights and then realized they were cameras and freaked out more.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You're stealing my soul!"
Edward laughed as he took another picture. "Ha, I win again, Jake."
"I know what to do." Jake reached under his bed, using the flashes from the cameras to find his own camera. He pulled it out and aimed it at Edward. He pushed down on the button to take a snap shot. The camera flashed in Edward's eyes.
"Ha, Jake. I have no soul! You lose!"
"Darn it." Jacob threw the covers over his head and prayed silently that they hadn't taken all of his soul. No way he'd want to be like Mr. Soulless just outside his covers. "I still hate you all!"
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Author's Note: Ok, I'm going to answer a few quick questions.
One, I actually love Jake, he's so adorable. I torment him out of love. (And because my sister hates him. We're a nice balance.)
Two, we find the inspiration for most of these moments from things that have actually happened to us, or just random stuff in our lives. Ex. Super Emmett is derived from our stepbrother, Super Ethan. Also talking to Erica, our five-year-old cousin, and seeing what her opinions are on Twilight. (By the way, she wants to come see the movie with us and she asked specifically to cover her eyes when Jake comes on the screen. She does not like him at all, even though she's never read the book.).
Three, wolf cub is an actual rank of Boy Scouting. Apparently, Ethan is a wolf cub and he decided he was going to howl at us all through out dinner.
Anyway, hoped that answered something. Gosh, that was long.