War of the Television show worlds, by Androidfish7

*Requested by Swedish_Nightmare_:)

Courage readied the weapons their side was set to use. The whole side would be using the same weapons, which were going to be Model 1887s, Lever action shotguns with a decent range, but still lethal up close, and along with that would be MP5Ks, SMGs which were the low class of most SMGs, with high kick and low fire rate, BUT they dealt decent damage and were fairly accurate besides the kick. Their side had the following fighting for them (note, despite the fact most of the following are anatgonists, let it be known they DO AGREE to set aside their differences to fight for their show): Courage, Eustace and Muriel Bangs, Katz, Le Quack, General, Lieutenant, and Shirley. They prepared Eustace and Muriel's house for the fighting, by setting up Tripwire bombs all across the house, and putting on thermal boots so the Tripwire Bombs wouldn't blow up if they stepped close to the bombs, perhaps acting decpetive to the enemies that would be visiting. BY THE WAY, on "The Boondocks" side, their weapons would be similar to the enemy's weapons, as they would be using FN P90s, high quality premium SMGs, HOWEVER with no far distance talent, they had high accuracy with a great fire rate and little kick, along with Glock 17s, these, however, were quite possibly the worst pistols ever made, they had terrible damage with bad accuracy, and a small clip size (7). HOWEVER Glock 17s DID have a pretty good fire rate, and they were good for use IF someone went down and one arm wasn't functional. Otherwise, well... The FN P90s would get work. The best weapon went to "The Boondocks", however, the worst weapon also went to them. Speaking of which, the people fighting for them were Huey, Riley, Robert, Thomas, Uncle Ruckus, Gangstalicious, and Slickback (his real name is different, with a different beginning, but for the sake of keeping this clean I've decided to keep the beginning name out, HOWEVER, in the show he gets offended when not referred to with this prefix, so visit wiki/List_of_The_Boondocks_characters for his full name if you care to do so). They did have numbers on their side, HOWEVER, they did not have tacticson their side, they did NOT have Tripwires, or possible... Other things... Anyway, now that I've described what both sides have for weapons, LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!

Slickback planted a Breaching Charge on the door. They were preparing to breach, while on the other end, Katz had his MP5K ready to take them by surprise, but of course he was not standing in direct sight, as he wanted to take more of them by surprise. Gangstalicious stood aiming his FN P90 at the doorway, as Slickback pulled the charge. Thomas and Riley rushed in, as Thomas gave riley a security warning "Watch it there kid, I should go in first, being the adult", and ironically enough, Katz gunned him down with the MP5K, and barely missed Riley, as his attack of opportunity had succeeded, as they had sent the invaders out missing one person. "Man down!" Riley yelled, as Slickback tossed a Flashbang grenade into the room, then turned on a flashlight on his Glock 17, as he spotted Katz, still blinded, as he shot Katz straight in the head, and weak as the Glock 17 was, this was still the end of Katz, as he slumped backward, as the shot actually splattered pieces of his brain on to the wall. "Clear! Come on!" Slickback yelled to his allies. Eustace took aim at Slickback, but then realized something. Katz had made a stupid move, they were outnumbered and couldn't afford too many more eye-for-an-eye stuff. Eustace backed away and planted a Tripwire Bomb to cover his track. "What was that? I think I heard something!" Gangstalicious yelled. "SHUT UP #$%#$ (swear word)!" Slickback yelled, as he listened quietly. "Alright, here's the plan, see that truck over there (points)? Stack up and climb into that window, I want Huey, Robert, and Gangstalicious on that, the rest, search and destroy, weapons free, I'll see you on the other side, hopefully that doesn't mean the worst. MOVE MOVE MOVE!" Slickback commanded, as everybody got to their assigned jobs. Eustace then got a good idea, as he saw Riley, and knowing Riley was a hotheaded 8 year old gangster, would make this an easy kill. "Hey dumb ass kid! You can't get me!" Eustace yelled to Riley. "YO! What'd you just say to me! You're dead now!" Riley yelled, as Slickback realized what was happening, "RILEY NO!" Slickback yelled, but it was too late, Riley tripped over the Tripwire Bomb, and his blood and guts were all over the place, as the Tripwire Bomb tore him apart, as Eustace ran away, laughing, and planted another Tripwire Bomb behind him. Slickback instantly knew what the enemies were doing, as he walked up the stairs, and, from a distance, shot the Tripwire Bomb with his Glock 17, making it explode without causing any damage. Slickback proceeded very carefully, and meanwhile, Courage was sitting at his computer, typing in the code to turn on Thermal Vision and Security Cameras so they would know where their enemies were and what they had on them. He then heard Eustace yell "Kill Confirmed!", and Courage knew that he had to get this stuff working, when he heard something at their window, as he grabbed his MP5K to go look, when he saw Gangstalicious opening the window, he gunned him down easily with the MP5K, as Gangstalicious had both hands occupied with climbing through the window, as he fell to the ground dead, as Courage stuck his head out the window, to find Robert and Huey had fallen and not gotten up, yet, but Courage took his attack of opportunity, as he gunned Robert down with the MP5K, and all of a sudden, The enemies were the outnumbered ones, as the "Boondocks" had 4 people vs 7 people on "Courage the Cowardly Dog". Guerilla fighting sure tops brute force! BUT, Slickback was still alive, and he had spotted Shirley hiding in the shadows very close by, and Shirley had THOUGHT Slickback hadn't noticed her, and Slickback wanted to be decpetive, because his force was losing BADLY, so Slickback pulled out his Glock 17, and turned his back to Shirley, pretending he hadn't seen Shirley, so Shirley took out a Yarara Paracaidista, and quietly snuck up on Slickback, but Slickback took out his major Diamond Walking Cane, and slammed Shirley on the head, which slammed all the brain cells and broke her neck, somehow, but the best part: he haddone it very stealthily, and that made it 6-4, which was still bad, as Slickback now had no idea where any other enemies were, meanwhile, Eustace had spotted Huey run into their door, in an attempt to run from Courage. Eustace placed a Tripwire Bomb right at the same place Riley had been blown to pieces, BUT Huey is a lot smarter than Riley, and saw Riley's annihilated body on the stairs. Huey searched the stairs and found the Tripwire Bomb, as had an idea, as he picked up a shoe from one of Riley's dismantled feet, and tossed it at the Tripwire Bomb, setting it off, as Eustace laughed his trademark laugh and ran away, as Huey pursued Eustace, but to no good. At that point, he heard Courage yell "Security Systems and Thermal Imaging online!". Courage then busted down the door, in anticipation of Huey, and delivered a crushing blow to Huey's chest, with the Model 1887, which wounded Huey very badly, and cut off all feeling and capability in his left side, as Huey realized he was bleeding very badly, so Huey, using his right hand, took out his Glock 17, and before Courage could realize what was happening, Huey unleashed the full clip size (7 shots) into Courage, as Courage fell dead. Slickback approached Huey at that point, and saw him bleeding out from a powerful shotgun bullet, and Slickback reached for his ammnestishia (revival tool), but he then saw the huge hole in Huey's chest, and saw Huey couldn't function with half of his entire body, so Slickback decided to put him out of his misery, so he shot Huey in the head with his Glock 17, and took his ammunition for his FN P90 and Glock 17, as he proceeded into the house, when he almost friendly fired when Uncle Ruckus took him by surprise, and this would end very badly for Ruckus, as in the bathroom door to their right, right next to Ruckus, the Breaching Charge had been planted, and Muriel and Le Quack opened fire on Ruckus with the MP5K, instantly killing him, BUT, leaving an attack of opportunity for Slickback to respond, as he unleashed his FN P90 on both Le Quack and Muriel, as he killed them both, as the bullets tore into them with speed and precision, as the score was now 3-1, as Slickback realized he was the last one alive! Slickback grabbed Ruckus' ammunition for his guns, and now Slickback got worried, BUT then he got a good idea, as he walked carefully out of the house, and got into his Limousine, as he drove about 50 feet away, and he then full speed dorve straight into the house, as the house was very poorly made out of low quality plywood, and it was very surprising that it could even support life, it came crumbling to the ground, as tons of Tripwire explosions happened all around Slickback. Slickback had drove straight into Lieutenant, as the Tripwire explosions around destroyed him, so now the score was 2-1, and the advantage Eustace and General had was now gone, as Slickback reversed his limousine, and went full speed again, hoping he'd run over the other 2 remaining, and when he didn't, he backed up again, but this time, he went 100 feet back, and got out of his limousine, and took out his FN P90, and waited for Eustace and General to emerge. General got what he thought would be a good idea, and placed a Tripwire bomb in the path the limousine had been going, and he planted the bomb, but Slickback gunned him down before he could make it back, so now it was a 1 on 1 faceoff, Slickback vs Eustace. Eustace got out his MP5K, and very quickly and quietly got out of underneath the rubble from his once something of a house, as Slickback noticed and fired at Eustace, but Eustace got to cover behind his truck, and threw an EMP grenade, and it nailed the Limousine right on the top, which would prevent the limousine from fucntioning for about 3-4 minutes, which would be long enough for Eustace, as he got into his truck, and tried to start it, while under heavy gunfire, but the truck spurted a bit, and coughed up smoke, and wouldn't start. "STUPID DOG!" Eustace yelled his trademark, as he left the truck, and took aim at Slickback with his MP5K, and fired, but of course missed, with the MP5K being horrible far distance. Slickback did take notice of this, and got into his limousine, but the EMP Grenade was still taking effect, and Slickback realized his error, and Eustace ran as fast as he could up to the Limousine, while Slickback tried to hurriedly get out, but Eustace tossed a Frag grenade under the Limousine, so Slickback opened the door as fast as he could, but Eustace shoved him so hard, Slickback fell back into his seat, which would be the end, as the Frag Grenade exploded, and the Limousine was a mobile nuke, as it burned Slickback's body to a crisp. Eustace put his hand up in salute to the one thing he still had left, his USA Flag, as Eustace put his arms up triumphantly and began to celebrate.

And so, "Courage the Cowardly Dog" narrowly fended off "Boondocks" in an epic battle.

Epilogue: After several days, Eustace did manage to rebuild the house, heeding his previous warning and building this house out of regular material. He eventually remarried, and got a new dog, but it was not the same, as this dog did not talk like Courage and was not nearly as smart, BUT Eustace lived the rest of his life very happily.

Next: It's a nice classic battle as the Terrorist forces of "American Dad" take on the brutal, oppressive forces of "Family Guy."

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