War of the Television show worlds, by Androidfish7

Peter grabbed his Ranger and his E3 Raffica, a 3 round burst pistol. He and his side, which included himself, Lois, Chris, Meg, Brian, Stewie, Joe, Quagmire, Mayor West, Kevin, Mort, Herbert, Carter, Bertram, Tom, Diane, Death, and the Evil Monkey, would play host against the "American Dad" forces, which included Stan, Roger, Steve, Francine, Haley, Director Bullock, Reginald, and Father Donovan. This was a severe outnumbering, as it was 17-8 in the favor of Family Guy, BUT, Stan is a CIA Agent, which could turn the odds, BUT Joe on "Family Guy" was a Cop, although he was a paralegic, still an elite cop nonetheless. The sides will be various weapons, which I will describe as the story goes along, but LET THE FIGHT BEGIN!

The CIA Mobile containing Team "American Dad" reached the street where Team "Family Guy" lived. Stan took out a HK G11, a 3 round burst assault rifle, which could also have a Sniper Rifle Scope on it, which made it very handy, along with his HK21, an LMG with a Drum Mag, meaning it could contain 125 rounds per clip. Stan loaded the HK21 for close contact, as he decided to breach the Griffin's house, along with Director Bullock, who would be using an HK G36C, a fast fire assault rifle with unbeatable accuracy. Stan placed the charge, an they blew down the door, and ran straight into Peter, who pulled the trigger on the Ranger, completing tearing Director Bullock's body apart, while Stan shot at Peter with the HK21, but Peter pulled up a Riot Shield, a huge bulletproof Shield that could endure as much as a head on RPG collision. Stan backed away, and tossed C4 nearby where Peter was. Peter quickly put the Riot Shield on his back, and turned and ran, as Stan pulled the trigger, and half the house came crashing down. At that point, Stewie came dashing down the stairs, with an XM25, a nasty, violent airsoft 20MM Grenade launcher that had 6 grenades per round and could fire very quickly, and began to strafe with it, as Stan took out his HK G11, and attached the scope, and aimed it at Stewie, but Stewie realized in the nick of time, and narrowly dodged the bullets, and the Evil Monkey came walking down the stairs with a Riot Shield. Stan smiled a evil smile, and walked up close to the Evil Monkey, and planted a Tripwire Bomb right at the bottom of the stairs, and pretended to be scared of the Evil Monkey, as he ran away, which provoked the Evil Monkey to run after Stan, and the Evil Monkey tripped on the Tripwire Bomb, and it not only cracked through the Riot Shield, but it tore through the Evil Monkey, easily killing him. Chris ran downstairs, and saw the Evil Monkey was dead. "Yay! Now I can have my closet back!" Chris cheered, but not for long, as Stan gunned Chris down with the HK21, making it now 15-7, still Family Guy in the lead. Peter came running back, Riot Shield in hands, so Stan decided he would try the same thing on Peter, as he placed a Tripwire Bomb right where he anticipated Peter would go, as he pretended to run away, but Peter would not be fooled, as he backed away from the Tripwire Bomb, and shot it with a E3 Rattica, as he put the Riot Shield back over him, as he pursued Stan. Meanwhile, Reginald and Steve planted a Breaching Charge on the door to Quagmire's house, and blew the door down, as they dashed inside, and Reginald was not lucky, as Quagmire shot Reginald right in the head with a Barrett 50 Cal, a ruthless Sniper Rifle that had the capability to go right through a person's body, although with high recoil, if you can connect with it, this should not be relevant, but there were 2 targets, as Steve gunned down Quagmire with a MP7, a light, high fire rate, deadly piece of work SMG with absolutely NO kick or recoil. The score was now 14-6, as Steve reloaded his MP7. Steve then got a good idea, as he grabbed Quagmire's Barrett 50 Cal, and found a window directly across from Joe's house, as he saw Kevin with his own M21, a semi automatic Sniper Rifle, as he aimed at Steve, but Steve dove down before he was hit. "Alright, definetely not going to work" Steve thought, as he ran outside of Quagmire's house, dropping the Barrett 50 Cal. Kevin Swanson has military experience, which is why Steve did not try to hit Kevin first, as he knew he would not win that fight. Even worse yet, Kevin had already alerted Joe and anyone else waiting in that house. Steve then saw Peter walking towards Stan with the Riot Shield, and Steve took out his RPG and shot at Peter, as Stan had widened eyes, as he shouted "STEVE NO!", but it was too late, as Steve's shot hit Peter right in the back, a perfect shot, as his body came apart, BUT, the blast was close enough to blow up the CIA Mobile, which killed the driver and Haylee, who was in the car awaiting orders. Once again, another eye for an eye situation, as the score was now 13-5. Remaining on Team "American Dad" was Stan, Steve, Francine, Roger, and Father Donovan. Donovan and Roger were just setting a Breaching Charge on the Swanson's door, when Steve realized what would happen, as the people in that house would be aware of the breach, he yelled, "DONOVAN, ROGER, DON'T BREACH THAT HOUSE!", but it was too late, as Roger ran inside the house first, and they actually did decent, as Roger was able to stab and kill Bertram, as he was too small to try to reflect the blade, and Donovan got off a Molotov Cocktail, throwing it with precision at Meg, before the defense noticed them, as a KSG12 shot from Brian killed Donovan, before Roger shot Brian with a Silenced Ruger 9MM, straight in the head. The score was now 11-4, as Roger was still in great danger, but then a loud shot was heard, as Roger fell dead, RIGHT before he was going to shoot Lois with the Silenced Ruger 9MM. The shot came from the Griffin's house, and it came from Stewie, with an SVD Dragunov, as Roger fell dead. "Nobody kills Lois except for me" Stewie said, as he was suddenly under heavy guinfire, as Stan shot at him with his HK G11, as Stewie grabbed his XM25, and ran outside and aimed at Steve, but his shot went haywire, as Steve dodged the shot, and the shot hit the house Joe, Kevin, and others were in, as the house began to crumble. Steve then shot at Stewie with the RPG, completely toasting Stewie right on the spot, as Francine came sprinting to them from behind the Swanson's house. "Stan! The bomb's been planted!" Francine said, as the group had plotted to plant a bomb on Joe Swanson's house, seeing as though he was probably going to be the enemy's best soldier, or so they thought, as the score was now 10-3, or it was actually 9-3, as Lois was killed when the house collapsed. Joe grabbed his Sentry Gun turret, as, being a paralegic, he did not even have to run with it, as he wheeled himself around, as the Sentry Gun locked onto Francine, and before anyone even knew what happened, the Sentry Gun tore into Francine, as this was another instant kill. "NO!" Stan yelled, as him and Steve ran into the Griffin's house for cover, before the others could get up, when Steve got a bright idea, as he aimed his RPG at the rubble, as the others were still dazed, with the exception of Kevin, as he had gotten up and followed Joe. Steve fired the RPG, and it hit the Time Bomb Francine had planted, and the explosion killed EVERYONE EXCEPT Death, as he seemingly cannot be killed, as he got up and ran after Joe and Kevin, as the score was now 3-2. "Good shot Steve!" Stan exclaimed, as Joe, Kevin, and Death advanced towards the Griffin's house. "Death, hmm. How do we kill Death?" Steve asked. "We can't, but we're not out of this yet, quickly, upstairs!" Stan yelled, as they dashed upstairs, in time to be out of line from the Sentry Gun, and Stan placed a Bouncing Betty, a very peculiar mine that once stepped on, it shoots straight into the air, where it explodes and kills the recepient, and Stan placed this at the top of the top flight of stairs in the house. "Death, Joe, watch for explosives, I know this duo is tricky" Kevin said, as him and Joe proceeded up the stairs, as they reached the top, where Kevin spotted the Bouncing Betty. "Careful, that's a Bouncing Betty" Kevin said, as Steve spotted Kevin, when they were in Meg's room, and they had not been spotted, yet, as Steve took aim at Kevin with the MP7, and with perfect accuracy, shredded into Kevin and Joe with the MP7, killing them both, as "American Dad" took the lead, 2-1, but with the one alive on "Family Guy" being Death, who would not be easy to subdue. Death then jumped in surprise, as using the Thermal Vision on his FN SCAR, a high fire Assault Rifle with decent accuracy, but an unruly kick. And to confirm, the Heartbeat Sensor on his ACR (NOT to be confused with the ACR 6.8), or Assault Combat Rifle, a high fire rate, lethal Assault Rifle that could kill somebody in 2-3 bullets, the Heartbeat Sensor detected Stan and Steve in Meg's room. Stan then tossed a Frag Grenade and a Flashbang Grenade downstairs to blind Death, while Steve ran downstairs and blasted an RPG shot into Death, but despite the fact it was a head on collision, this was Death, so it actually DID hurt Death, with the shot being so lethal and destructive, but it did NOT kill Death. "What?" Steve cried out, as Death laughed his evil laugh. "Kid, I'm DEATH, I can't die! That shot hurt me, but it will never kill me!" Death responded, as he laughed his evil laugh. Steve reloaded his RPG, and prepared to fire his rocket at Death, and yet another head on collision, still left Death alive. Death laughed again "That tickled! But seriously, I'll give you and Stan a chance to run away here and take the loss without death, or I WILL kill you and Stan!" Death exclaimed, as Stan came dashing down the stairs. "STEVE! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! RUN!" Stan yelled, as Death had ASSUMED this meant Steve and Stan took the Coward's way out, BUT Death was wrong, as a loud noise in the air told Death this was not a run away. Out of the sky, a HUGE B2 Bomber came and bombed the Griffin's house to smithereens. "Steve that had to have killed him, if not we're goners" Stan said, as, to their horror, Death stood up out of the rubble. "When I say nothing, I mean NOTHING!" Death yelled, as he gunned down Stan and Steve with his ACR. Team "Family Guy" had won 1-0.

Epilogue: Death met Stan and Steve in hell about 30 minutes later, and he decided he would mercilessly taunt them for the rest of eternity. Death, as he had said, never died, even millions of years later when the Earth was blown up by a nucleic strike coming from outer space, Death still lived on.

Up next, the destructive, carefree forces of "Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" take on the hectic, wild forces of "My Gympartner's a Monkey".

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