Disclaimer: No Twilight or the song 'Umbrella' by Rihanna
Disclaimer: No Twilight or the song 'Umbrella' by Rihanna.
Author's Note: Thanks so much for all the reviews! Woot! Broke 200! Yay!
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"Hey, Bella!" Edward grabbed her around the waist.
"Yes, Edward." She tried to pull him off, but she was failing.
"You know how I wrote a song about kissing Jake?"
"How could I forget that?" She shook her head. "It was quite possibly one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard. And when I confronted Jacob about it, all he could say was 'what happens in the wolf pack, stays in the wolf pack?'. This confused me, because you're not in wolf pack or are you?" Her face scrunched.
"Only on Wednesdays."
"Oh." She laughed. "Ok, you were saying?"
"Well, I just wrote a song like that for you. Do you want to hear it?" His eyes met his.
"Of course."
"Ok, so it goes like this:
(To the song 'Umbrella' by Rihanna)
When the sun shines, we'll shimmer together
'Cause we'll be here forever
I will always be your friend
Even though I might kill Jacob in the end
Now I'm hunting more than ever
We can't live without each other
You know you can be Isabella
You could be my Isabella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
My Isabella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
My Isabella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh
My Isabella
Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh"
He gazed at her. "Did you like it?"
Bella wiped away some of the tears in her eyes. "You wrote a song parody for me? Aww…how creative you are just changing a couple lyrics to make it personal." She smiled. "I love it."
"Well, actually…" He scratched the back of his neck. "Carlisle actually wrote the parody…He loves you, Bella….A lot more than I do."
"Huh? Carlisle?" Bella was going to say more she was stopped by some singing.
"You could be my Isabella!" She turned to see Carlisle running at her, his arms wide open as if he wanted a hug.
"I'm so confused!" Bella looked around, Edward had let of her when he confessed that Carlisle loved her more. She decided she needed to leave, but before she got to her truck, someone was standing in front of the driver's side door.
"No, Bella." Emmett pushed her backwards; she fell to the ground, hurting her rump. "Carlisle nor Edward wrote that song. I did!" He leaned down to kiss her. She tried to slap him, but only managed to force her wrist backwards, breaking it for sure.
"Ahh!" She screamed in both pain and shock. Holy crap! Emmett loves me! This is a nightmare!
She decided that maybe she could enlist Alice or Esme to help her fight off the vampire lovers. She knew Rosalie wouldn't help, she never helped, she only gazed at her beauty.
"Alice!" Bella yelled, pulling the front door as Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett were closing in on her. "Alice, please! They're all in love with me!"
The door finally opened. "Oh, thank you, Ali-" She was cutoff by lips being forcefully pushed to hers. Bella gasped and tried to fight them off, but whoever it was they were strong. She was able to glance up and see a strip of blonde hair. Ok, either Rosalie loves me too or this is Jasper. OH MY GOD! I'M BEING KISSED MY JASPER!
She pushed on his chest to break away. "Jasper, please stop kissing me, it's weird beyond belief. Though quite refreshing…" She meant to think the last part, but it came out.
He pulled back. "Oh, Bella. I've loved you ever since I wanted to drink your blood. I wanted to murder out of affection." He went in to for another kissed, but before he reached Emmett threw him back.
"Please, Jasper. Leave the lovely lady along. She already knows she wants the E-Man."
"E-Man?" Bella raised an eyebrow.
"Bella…" He smiled and walked closer. Bella retreated back towards the stairs.
"No," Emmett was thrown over by Jasper. "She's my fiancée." Edward said, he walked forward, but was thrown with the rest of them by Carlisle.
"Ha ha! Sons. You all suck! I win!" Carlisle did a victory dance.
"Alice! Carlisle is dancing!" Bella screamed, knowing very well Carlisle can't dance.
"OH MY GOD! NOT AGAIN!" Alice came flying down stairs. "What did I tell you all about reading my mystic book?" Her face was covered with anger.
The guys replied in unison. "Magic is for people who are cool. And we are not cool, not in the least."
"Thank you." She crossed her arms. "Now, what spell did you guys use?"
"The love Bella Swan spell." Emmett replied.
Alice sighed. "Bella, to break the spell you are going to need to make out with Jake in front of them."
"Why Jake?"
"'Cause he we kidnapped him and he lives in our closet now for times such as this." Alice opened to closet door to reveal Jacob on a leash. "Good boy." Alice petted him.
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Author's Note: I just wrote this chapter as it came to me. Anyway, I saw Erica again today, and we were playing with a chessboard. My sister had all the white pieces (the Cullens) and I had all the brown pieces (the wolf pack). We were trying to steal pieces from one another, it ended when we lost Edward and my sister freaked. Erica also told us her reasoning for hating Jacob… "He is stupid and a werewolf."…direct quote.
Oh yeah, has anyone else here read the first chapter of Midnight Sun, it's kind of weird…it's on Stephenie Meyer's website. Just wanted to know.