"Welcome!" I said happily, "Today it time for truth or dare!" I looked at Shun and he was still acting like a cat, "Umm...Okay...?"
"Are first one is from ScorchedXxXRoses," Pooch said, "She has wrote one fanfic and ahsokazami2001 likes it."
"Just get on with it!" I said.
"Here are her truths...
KLAUS: why are your eyebrows shaped like lighting bolts?
MARUCHO: Have you wondered why you have a red dot in the middle of your forehead?
PAIGE: ...Are you secretly a man?
SHADOW PROVE: Why is your tongue so freakishly long?!
her dares...
RUNO: Let out all of your pent up frustrations to Dan.
ACE: Slap her/him on the face like so many time and the others then jump on his/her back as he/she attempts to kill you.
DAN & SHUN: sing "if you were gay" to each other.
ALICE: Punch Baron.
"Ummm..." Dan said, "Why are me and Shun being picked on the most...?"
"Don't know and don't care." I said.
I got up and left.
"Why did she leave?" Marucho asked.
"To get Shadow." Pooch said as I came dragging Shadow behind me.
"What are you doing?!" He yelled.
"Shut up," I said as I tied him to his seat.
"First truth!" FragrantRose said.
"Because it makes me look tough!" He said.
"No it doesn't. It makes you look girly." I said. Everyone laughed.
"Shut up!" I glared at him and he sat back down.
"NEXT!"
"Why do you have one?" Pooch asked.
"Yes," Marucho said,"I did and I asked my parents. Mom said she putting jewels on her scarf and the machine she was using broke and a jewel got on my forehead and when she took it off it left a red dot on my forehead."
Everyone broke down laughing.
"It isn't funny!" He yelled.
"Yes it is," Pooch said, laughing.
"N-next!"
Paige blushed, "I am a girl!"
"When I was watching Bakugan I thought you were a dude." I said. She blushed.
"I am a girl! GIRL! GIRL! GIRL!" She yelled.
"We get it. You're a boy," Dan said, laughing. Paige attacked him and started to punch him.
"No fighting!" I yelled, "Take it outside!" Paige nodded and dragged Dan outside.
"No! Don't beat me up!" Dan yelled.
"He's gonna get beat up by a girl," Pooch laughed.
"Or...If he's lucky...a dude..." I said.
Everyone started laughing.
"Next!"
"My tongue is long because...Hydron got mad at me and almost pulled my tongue out of mouth." Shaodw said.
"How did he do that?" Marucho asked.
"I don't know. I was knocked out." He said.
"Time for dares," I said.
I went outside and grabbed Dan and dragged him inside and put him in his seat.
"Five more minutes mommy..." Dan said. I smacked Dan over the head.
"Is his brain melted?" Julie asked.
"Dan has a brain? I am so shocked," I said. "Just do the dare Runo." She nodded and started yelling.
"WHY DID YOU, SHUN, AND MARUCHO KEEP LEAVING UP?! YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LIKE YOU!" Runo gasped and covered her mouth.
"You...what...?" Dan asked.
"She said she liked you!" FragrantRose said. Dan blushed and Runo sat back in her seat.
"NEXT!"
Ace got up and slapped Shun. Shun glared at him and was about to attack him, until Dan jumped on Shun's back.
"What the f***?!" Shun yelled.
"You will not use that kind of language on this show! So, I censored it!" I said, smiling.
"What do you f***ing mean you censored it?!" Shun yelled.
"Do you kiss Dan with that mouth?!" I said. Shun fainted.
"Why did you say that?" Pooch asked.
"It just popped into my head," I said.
"NEXT!"
I woke Shun up and handed him a book.
"Aah, an afternoon with my favorite book, "Broadway musicals of the 1940's." No roommate to bother me. How could get any better than this?" Shun sang.
"Oh, Hi Rod!" Dan sang.
"Hi Nicky," Shun sang.
"You'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was talking and smiling to me." Dan sang.
"That's very interesting." Shun sang.
"He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might have thought I was gay!" Dan sang.
"Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care. I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?" Shun sang.
"Oh, you don't have to be so defensive about it, Rod..." Dan sang.
"I'm NOT getting defensive! Why do I care about some gay guy you meet, okay? I'm trying to read." Shun sang.
"Oh, I didn't mean anything be it, Rod. I just think its something that we should talk about." Dan sang.
"I don't wanna talk about it, Ricky! This conversation is over!" Shun sang.
"Yeah, but..." Dan sang.
"OVER!" Shun sang.
"Well, okay, but just so that you know- If you were gay that'd be okay. I mean 'cause hey, I'd like you anyway. Because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say I was gay (but I'm not gay)." Dan sang.
"Nicky, please! I'm trying to read. WHAT?!" Shun sang.
"If you were queer," Dan sang.
"Ah, Nicky!" Shun sang.
"I'd still be here," Dan sang.
"Nicky, I'm trying to read this book." Shun sang.
"Year, after year," Dan sang.
"Nicky!" Shun sang.
"Because your dear to me," Dan sang.
"AGH!" Shun sang.
"And that I know you," Dan sang.
"What?" Shun sang.
"Would except me too," Dan sang.
"I would?" Shun sang.
"If I told you today, "Hey guess what? I'm gay!" (but I'm not gay) I'm happy being with you!" Dan sang.
"High button shoes, Pal Joey." Shun sang.
" So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with other guys." Dan sang.
"Nicky, that's gross!" Shun said.
"No it's not! If you were gay I'd shout hooray!" Dan sang.
"I'm not listening!" Shun sang
"And here I'd stay," Dan sang.
"La la la la!" Shun sang.
"but I wouldn't get in your way," Dan sang.
"Ahhh!" Shun sang.
"You can always count on me to always be beside you everyday, to tell you its okay, you were born that way, and, as they say, it's in your DNA, your gay." Dan sang.
"But i'm not gay!" Shun sang.
"If you were gay." Dan sang.
"Agh!" Shun sang.
"Alice!" I said. She nodded and punched Baron.
"Ow!"
"That's all till next episode! Sorry I haven't updated! And we don't own "If you were Gay!" Bye!" I said.
I don't own 'If you were gay'.
-ahsokazami2001.