Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Star Wars

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or Star Wars.

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The Cullen family stared intently at the T.V. screen as the Jedis fought valiantly across their line of vision. The groups had sat and watched the first five movies already and were now enjoying the sixth movie.

Edward had thought it a bad idea to let Emmett see Star Wars, because he might think he's a jedi or something and try to takeover the world. But luckily, Emmett was watching the movie like a wide-eyed child, instead of overthrowing the world's government.

The movie finally concluded and it was 2:51AM, leaving the Cullens about three hours before they had to be ready for school or work, so they decided to talk about the movie.

"OH MY GOD!" Rosalie nearly yelled. "Anakin, was so hott, especially when he was on fire."

"Yeah, most people are hot when they are burning to death in lava." Edward remarked.

"So, what did everyone think?" Alice asked.

"The wars were highly fabricated to today's society. They were wusses." Jasper commented. "If I were there, I would have made them Jedis cry by using my super awesomeness."

"Right, Jasper." Alice patted his shoulder. "Anyone else?"

Emmett, who was still sitting, bounced up and down with his hand waving in the air, like a fifth grader who really wants to answer, but their teacher is being a pain in the butt and refuses to call on them just for spite.

"Ummm…" Alice looked around pretending to ignore Emmett. "Emmett." She pointed.

"YOU'RE A JEDI!" He screeched.

"What?"

"YOU'RE A JEDI! You, Edward, and Jasper, you guys have jedi mind powers!" Emmett began jumping on the chair pointing at them.

Bella appeared from out of nowhere and smacked Edward across the face, hurting her hand in the process. "Hey, what was that for? And how did you get here?"

"Because you're a Jedi and you didn't tell me. Plus I'm with the Empire, they give out free pens." She smiled and held up a pen that read, 'We overthrow your government, because we care'. "And I got here by…" She looked around. "I have no idea. It's like someone just wrote that I was here."

Bella and Edward both rose and eyebrow and looked up to the sky in question.

"I still don't get how we're Jedis." Alice said with her hands on her hips.

"Easy," Emmett began. "Edward you read people's minds. Alice you can see the future. And Jasper you're like LSD, you make people feel so good…"

"Huh?" Jasper looked just as confused as Edward and Bella who weren't paying attention as they kept their pose looking towards the sky.

"OH MY GOD! YOU'RE ALL DARK JEDIS! I MUST PROTECT BELLA AND ROSALIE!" Emmett ran over and grabbed Bella and Rosalie. He threw a white sheet over both of them. "Ok, now they don't know you're here. I shall fight them! Ha-zah!"

He let out a battle cry and pounced on the 'Dark Jedis' before him.

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Five minutes later, Emmett was hog tied and shut up in the closet right next to Jacob

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Author's Note: Yay Star Wars! I come from a hugely Star Wars nerdy family. And yes, I'm a Star Wars nerd, not as bad as my dad and brother, but pretty bad.