Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

Author's Note: Happy Month Anniversary of this story! Are you as excited as me? And so I've decided to celebrate by writing the best of both worlds. One super short moment and one longer one, aren't you so happy?

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"I need to go the bathroom." Emmett complained.

"How is that possible?" Edward asked, giving him an expression that he had been giving him so much as of the past month.

"It's not." He looked down. "But I wish I could."

"You could always try."

Emmett smiled. "Ok, I will." He sprinted into the bathroom.

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Emmett returned.

"So, did you go?" Edward asked uninterested.

"No, but I did meet a hobo!" He pulled a dirty man out from behind him. "We're best friends."

And so, Emmett skipped away with his new best friend and they lived happily ever after.

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Author's Note: Yay short! Oh yeah, these two chapters are dedicated to the people who started reading this from the beginning (or close to it) and keep coming back (or are just constantly reviewing). They are: PeaceLoveJonas7894, your-brown-eyed-angel, Aye Chihuahua, Aiedail01, Musically Twilight, TeamJasper219, ThatLittleVampireGirl, Geeky13, RosalieandEmmett, DamnThoseDazzlingCullens, briiittx xhc, bella3590, MadMoosey21, AznSerenity, Ragh Aku, TwilightObsessedMell, pearberry14, Jessi-Twilight-Lover, wherthewild1s-trulyare, somerandomTwilightfan, BadAtPuppyDogEyes, moon.cherry.twilite, Captain Kris, EdwardAddict15, stare at string, TeamVampire, 21Skadoosh, bellacullen54, RiverofWind (I think that's pretty much everyone who has reviewed lately or reviews on regular basis. I'm SUPER sorry if I forgot anyone. I really didn't notice how many different people review this.)

Thank you so much all of you! We appreciate it greatly! :D