Disclaimer: I still don't Twilight…why cruel world
Disclaimer: I still don't Twilight…why cruel world? Why? XD Or LARPing.
Author's Note: This part 2 of my anniversary present. It's the longer moment.
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"Guys!" Emmett yelled as he ran through the Cullen mansion. "Guys!"
"What, Emmy Baby?" Rosalie appeared in front of him. Smiling a very sexual smile, as if she was hinting something. To most they would think she was hinting some kind of romantic moment with her husband, but to Emmett it looked like she wanted a ham sandwich.
"Umm…Rose. Why do you want a sandwich?" He scrunched his face at her strange facial expression, trying to make a heads or tails of it, but somehow, he was getting torso of it. Which didn't make sense to anyone, but Emmett.
"I don't want a sandwich." She growled. "What? Do you think I'm fat?" Emmett went to speak, but paused. "Oh, I saw you think that fat joke. Don't deny it!" She slapped him.
Dang, how does she always know? "No, Rose. I just thought you wanted a sandwich because you were making your sandwich face."
"Emmett, we don't eat." She crossed her arms.
"Oh, I forgot that."
"So, did you come here to insult my weight or to tell me you came up with an idiotic idea for us all to do for the next couple hours?" She tilted her head.
"Yup! Let's get everyone!" Emmett ran around and in three seconds flat all the Cullen children plus Bella were present and lined up. "GUYS! LET'S GO LARPING!"
"Larping?" Edward asked disgusted already.
"Live action role-playing! It's so much fun!" Emmett bounced. "I already figured out who could be what in our clan!" He smiled.
"Emmett," Edward started. "How is it physically possible that you came up with an even stupider idea than yesterday?"
"My ideas aren't stupid, Edward. You just don't have the brain capacity to understand." Emmett replied annoyed. Bella laughed, causing Edward to glare at her and she shut up.
"So, Emmett. What did you have in mind for us?" Bella asked through her half-giggles.
"Bella, my love, you will be Pat, Queen of the Secret Underground People."
"Umm…Emmett, if they're a secret how do you know about them?"
"Internet." He answered in a monotone voice. "Anyway, Rosalie you will be Sawyer, The Lovely Maiden of the East." He bent down on one knee and kissed her hand.
"Thanks, hun." She smiled.
"Edward, you are Pike, Servant to the Maiden of the East." Edward moaned, how did he get all the stupid jobs. "And Jasper, you shall be Wind, God of Pinecones."
"Pinecones?"
"Yes, don't fight it! It's in your blood!" Emmett danced around Jasper.
"I don't have blood." He gave Alice a confused look. She laughed.
"And who am I, Emmett?" Alice motioned to herself.
"Shea, Chick Married to the God of Pinecones." Alice looked at Jasper, who shrugged. "And I'm Emmett, Overlord of Earth."
"Wait!" Edward/Pike, Servant to the Maiden of the East, nearly yelled. "If you are overlord of the world I'm going to Mars. Who's with me?" Jasper raised his hand and made his way over to Edward.
Bella looked torn between Emmett and his LARPing or the love of her life. She looked back and forth, knowing that if she left Emmett she would lose her title. Reluctantly, she went over to Edward.
"Thank you, Bella." Edward whispered in her ear.
"Call me Pat, please." She said quietly.
"Ok, Pat." He leaned over and kissed her.
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And that was how Pat, Pike and Wind ended up on Mars and created their own government, which lead to life on Mars.
Some oversized wolves eventually overtook Earth; with the one they call only 'J' at the top. After coming out of the closet, he lost the –acob of his name, and thus is only known as 'J'.
Overlord Emmett, was sent away to the magically vampire land, and a new era began.
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Author's Note: I actually looked up proper LARPer names for the characters. Yeah…
Oh yeah, I'm going to be gone for a few days, so I won't be able to update. Sorry. :(