War of the Television show worlds, by Androidfish7
This would be but a mere Deathmatch, as "Big Bang Theory", featuring Leonard, Penny, Raj, Howard, and Sheldon, took on "Drake and Josh" which featured Drake, Josh, Megan, Helen, and Crazy Steve. The cast from "Big Bang Theory" would be using SCAR Hs in heavy variant in military edition, along with KAR98Ks (interesting duo, I know), bolt action sniper rifles that did not need scopes, making them far more versatile. The squad from "Drake and Josh" would be using Thors, automatic shotguns with poor accuracy and bad range but with great stats everywhere else, along with Walther WA2000s, semi automatic sniper rifles with low damage but deadeye accuracy and low kick. They would be fighting at the school in "Drake and Josh" territory. Now that this has been said, let the fight begin!
The entire cast of "Big Bang Theory" had on camoflauge gear, and was lying in the grass. They knew, or thought "Drake and Josh" would be sniping with the WA2000s, so they had to be careful. At that point, Josh spotted Sheldon crawling, as Sheldon knew Josh had spotted him, so they took aim at each other, but Sheldon hit Josh first with the KAR98K, as this was First Blood, as the score was 5-4 in favor of "Big Bang Theory", as the attack of opportunity had been taken, but the opportunity of stealth was lost, so the rest of the characters emerged, but Penny was shot easily by a WA2000 shot from Crazy Steve, evening the score at 4 a piece. Sheldon attempted to shoot Crazy Steve, but barely missed. They all entered the school, but forgot a very important item: a Breaching Chrage! Drake realized this, and took aim at the front door, and shot down Raj as he entered the building, as "Drake and Josh" took a 4-3 lead, but Sheldon aimed at Drake through a window, and proved the window was not bulletproof, as he shot Drake in the head with his SCAR H, as Drake was brutally murdered, as the head blew up like a microwave would accidentally blow up a burrito, as the score was tied at 3. Sheldon, Leonard, and Howard could now get through the front door, but Howard opened the front door, and was gunned down by a WA2000 shot from Megan, as the score was back to 3-2, when Sheldon got an idea, as he rushed over to where he saw Megan shoot, and tossed a flashbang grenade through the window behind Megan, as Megan was blinded. Sheldon took this attack of opportunity by dolphin diving through the broken window, and shooting Megan in the face with his KAR98K, evening the game at 2 a piece, as Leonard ran into the building, without getting shot. "Great job forgetting the Breaching Chrage! You were supposed to be the explosives guy!" Sheldon yelled at Leonard, as they proceeded through the building, as Crazy Steve and Helen were forced to come down from their sniping positions, as they took out their Thors, and ran downstairs, but they were picked off when Sheldon shot Crazy Steve in the head with his KAR98K, which made Helen stop running down the stairs. Helen then tossed an MK3A2 Concussion Grenade, as it rolled down the stairs, Sheldon got out of the way, but Leonard did not know what was happening "No Leonard!" Sheldon yelled, but the MK3A2 Concussion gases were already released, as Leonard realized this, Sheldon got up and shoved him out of the way, without getting exposed to the chemicals, as Sheldon tossed a block of C4, an explosive that sticks to walls, and detonates on another person stepping directly on it, or by the person pushing a button, and detonating it, up the stairs, as he pushed the charge, and the C4 exploded, tearing the whole stairway down, as the building began to fall down, and the floor Helen stood on fell farther, but the roof collapsed... On Helen, as Helen was massacred by the collapsing building. "Leonard we have to get out of here now!" Sheldon yelled, as he was forced to actually pick up Leonard, as he could not move, and they got out of the building with seconds to go, as the entire school collapsed and fell to the ground, and was now nothing but a huge pile of rubble. "Big Bang Theory" had won 2-0.
Epilogue: Sheldon and Leonard continued to be roommates, Sheldon's life did not change. Leonard's was altered very significantly, in light of the fact Penny was dead. So, Leonard decided to hook up with that girl he met at the comic book store, as he lived happily ever after. The school kids and the school district was very confused to see the entire school was torn down, but this brought merriment to the children of the community, and anger to the workers, as they took 2 weeks to rebuld the entire school. The police suspected Penny's death, which her body was found outside the school, a "Act of God" even though the bullet marks were so clear that if they were a bear, they would've bit the officer in the face. Mindy was very depressed, seeing as thought Josh was dead, made it impossible for her to find love again, seeing as though she was a G-E-E-K, she never did find love again. BUT, this was countered by the Godly happiness she felt at hearing the death of Drake.
Next: the Corrosive forces of "American Dad" pay a visit to the Tense forces of "The Boondocks"
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