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Author's Note: We're back (again!). Yay! So, yeah, just in case you're wondering where we were, do you remember when the werewolves and vampires went to Hershey Park? Hmm…where did we go? XD

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BACK IN THE TIME OF JACOB'S GREAT-GRANDFATHER

The current wolf pack at the time stood at the line that was soon going to be drawn as the treaty line. They waited patiently for the vampire's leader, Carlisle, to finish signing the agreement.

The agreement read that as long as the vampires didn't bite any human and stayed on their side of the line, off of La Push, there would be no war.

"Ok, then." Ephraim Black said as he took the treaty back, glancing over it quickly. "Now let's set the boundaries. Umm…we get all of La Push."

"So, that tiny strip of land with a row of huts and a beach." Carlisle said trying to understand the agreement.

"Correct. And you guys can have the rest of the world. Just stay away from our strip." Ephraim and Carlisle shook hands. "Nice doing business with you."

"You too." Carlisle turned around to leave with his family.

"Oh yeah!" Levi Uley jumped excitedly. "We totally got the rainy beaches of Washington! And that pitifully small strip of land our broken down homes are built on! This is AWESOME!" Uley and Black high fived. "Oh yeah, take that bloodsuckers! Ha ha!"

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"Ummm…Carlisle, they do realize they just shafted themselves, right?" Edward asked, completely confused by the werewolves' decision to give them the entire world as their boundary, minus a tiny piece of land no one cared about.

"Just keep walking, Edward…before they notice." The Cullens picked up the pace to escape the werewolves before they realized what they did.

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Author's Note: My sister and I were discussing this. Why the heck did the werewolves shaft themselves by giving themselves only that little strip to never leave?

Why can random people from Forks high school throw parties on the La Push beaches, but not invite anyone that actually live there? And why does Bella have no idea who Sam is in New Moon, she totally met him before. And why doesn't anyone from Forks High School remember Jacob when he comes to their school in Eclipse? It's La Push it's own world or something? These are the questions….