War of the Television show worlds, by Androidfish7
A battle between 2 teams looking for redemption after a defeat, as "American Dad" defended against "Boondocks" in the CIA building Stan works at. It would be a standard Deathmatch, as the forces from "American Dad" which included Stan, Francine, Roger, Steve, Reginald, and Director Bullock, would be fighting the forces from "Boondocks" which included Robert, Huey, Riley, Slickback, Gangstalicious, and Tom. For weapons, Team "American Dad" (Roger would be using his Silenced Ruger 9MM) would be using M4A1s with HK G11s, 3 round burst assault rifles that could have sniper rifle scopes on them (these did). "Boondocks" would be using MP5Ks with Glock 17s (like against "Courage the Cowardly Dog"). Now, let the fight begin!
Slickback placed a Breaching Charge on the door, as Gangstalicious got on the other side, and they blew down the door, but Roger happened to be standing very close by to the door, but out of sight, as Gangstalicious busted into the room, against Slickback's advice, Roger shot Gangstalicious 6 times with his Silenced Ruger 9MM, which easily killed him after the 2nd or 3rd bullet, as it was now 6-5 in favor of "American Dad", as Roger had First Blood, as Slickback backed away from the entrance, but Stan stuck his head out a window nearby the front door, and shot down Robert with his HK G11, as it was now 6-4, as Roger ran away because he had to reload and couldn't with the 4 others so close to his spot (he probably shouldn't have shot his entire clip at one guy when he only needed to shoot 2-3 bullets). Slickback recognized this situation. "In the building! Go!" He ordered. "Hey! Who said you were boss?" Tom asked, but Stan shot him down with his HK G11, making it 6-3, as half the "Boondocks" force was dead without 1 casualty on "American Dad", as stan took aim at Riley, but Riley followed Slickback, as did Huey. Steve then came into the scene with his M4A1, and shot at Slickback, but Slickback did something that would've made Clint Eastwood very angry, as he took out his Diamond Walking Cane, and spun it very quickly, as this somehow out of sheer luck reflected all the bullets, as Steve had to reload, when Huey took out his signature Machete and ran up to Steve, as Steve ran away, but when Reginald ran in, Huey took him completely by surprise, as Huey sliced off Reginald's head, clean off, as "Boondocks" got on the board, but Huey had tripped over a Tripwire Bomb when he walked into the room, and, needless to say, it was now 5-2 "American Dad", as Stan jumped out of the window to try to pick off the enemies, and he succeeded, as he shot down Riley with his M4A1, making Slickback the last man standing for "boondocks"! Slickback knew he had to run into the next room or he'd be killed when Stan finished reloading, as he took the risk of there being Tripwires, which there were none, but Francine was hiding in the corner of the room, as she rushed at Slickback with the Machete she picked up off of Huey, but Slickback saw it coming, as he pulled out his Glock 17, dodged the shot from Francine, shoved her to the ground, and shot her clean in the head, making for a very easy kill, as it was now 4-1, but Stan ran into the room with a terrible anger, as he shoved a knife into the back of Slickback's neck. "NOBODY EVER HURTS MY FAMILY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" Stan yelled in a berserk mood, as Slickback fell dead. "American Dad" had won a quick and easy battle, 4-0.
Epilogue: the whole Smith family was depressed Francine was dead, so Stan decided to hook back up with the girl Francine had told him to go meet, but that never filled in the hole in his heart 100%. The corruption on the streets of the Boondock's house went away, as Jasmine was the last kid living on the block, so really nothing ever actually happened again. Steve finally got the courage to become something in his school, and he proved it by shooting and killing the school bully with his M4A1, which made him very popular with the school (Just so you know, their principal is a MAJOR cocaine addict, he didn't even realize what had happened).
Next: The well armed forces of "The Simpsons" settle their fight for best show on FOX against "Family Guy".
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