Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Or Harry Potter Or Shark Boy and Lava Girl…

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"OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REALLY HIM!" A crazied fan girl screamed from outside the Cullen home.

"I know! Who would have thought he'd live so close!" Another girl giggled.

Bella pushed her way through the crowd trying to get to the house, so she could make-out with Edward.

"Excuse me…"She pushed passed a girl, who grabbed her shoulder.

"Oh no, you can't cut to see Cedric Diggory! Back of the line!" The girls began to throw Bella back to the end of the line.

"Cedric? Who the heck is that? I'm here to see my boyfriend, Edward."

"Sure you are." The fan girls laughed as they threw her to the ground. Bella curled up in a ball and began to cry.

Four minutes later, the door of the Cullen home opened and Edward exited.

"CEDRIC! WE KNEW YOU WE'REN'T DEAD! WE LOVE YOU!" The girls screamed.

"Umm…thanks…have any of you seen my girlfriend, Bella?" He looked around for her, but was failing.

"Edward!" Bella screamed, but Emmett who was next to her out screamed her.

"OH MY GOD, BELLA! DID YOU KNOW CEDRIC LIVES HERE?" Emmett smiled hugely.

"Emmett, you live here! And that's not "Cedric", it's Edward!" Bella was getting horribly frustrated.

"No, that's totally Cedric. I think I'd know Edward better than you."

"Emmett," Edward used his magic wand to blow a path for himself. "Where's Bella?"

"Oh, Edward it's you! You'd never believe who I saw today?" Emmett was extremely excited.

"I sure hope it was Bella…."

"Cedric Diggory!" His voice a girlish shrill.

Edward wasn't paying attention; he was too busy cleaning his wand. "Oh right, sorry, you'd never imagine how hard it is to get Voldemolt magic off of your wand. Oh yeah, where's Bella?"

"Under the crowd of people." Emmett pointed to a trampled Bella.

"Crap…I have an idea!" Edward ran up the stairs and stood on his front porch. "EVERYONE LOOK SHARKBOY!" He pointed to Jake, who happened to be happily skipping down the street.

"GET HIM!" The girls shrieked.

"FINALLY! GIRLS LIKE ME!" Jacob celebrated.

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Author's Note: This is a result of my sister and I watching Harry Potter. She cried when Cedric died…