War of the Television Shows Worlds

by Androidfish7

My first fanfiction not my first story, my first fanfiction , featuring Cartoons and Sitcoms getting into wars with one another!

17. Kowloon

War of the Television show worlds, by Androidfish7

Here is the grand daddy of all Deathmatchs, where the characters from "Universe at Battle", "Domination", and Mafia Wars" take on the characters from "King of Hill", "American Dad", "Jimmy Neutron", "Tom and Jerry". This will be a war to be remembered for ever and ever, as fighting for Team 1 (Universe at Battle, Domination, and Mafia Wars) would have fighting for them White, Blake, Eustace, Eugene, Karie, General Worthington, Lieutenant Hunt, Captain Cavarello, Captain Cash, Captain Cook, Antonio, Big Mac, The Hermit, and The Overlord. They would be severely outnumbered against the forces of "Team 2" (King of the Hill, American Dad, Jimmy Neutron, Tom and Jerry, and Courage the Cowardly Dog), which included Hank, Bill, Dale, Boomhauer, Bobby, John Redcorn, Stan, Steve, Francine, Roger, Father Donovan, Director Bullock, Jimmy, Sheen, Carl, Hue, Cindy, Professor Calimitous, Dr Dark guest starring as a machine that calls in Care Packages rather than having to use air support markers, Tom, Jerry, Butch, Spike, Nibbles, Quacker, Courage, Eustace, Muriel, Shirley, Katz, and General. That makes the outnumbering 31-14 in favor of Team 2. For weapons, Team 1 would be using various types of weapons to be described and pointed out during the fight, and Team 2 would be doing the same. And to commemorate this special fight, I'm borrowing an idea from "Call of Duty Black Ops" (Yes I checked, I can do this) and the fight will be happening on the map "Kowloon". For an outline of the map, wiki/Kowloon Now that this has all been explained, let the war begin!

The Boeing 747 flew overheard the entire Hong Kong map of Kowloon, as both sides got to work. Karie would be sniping, as we'd all expect, with a military brand Walther WA2000 Assassin, a Walther WA2000 with more damage, a Variable Zoom attachment, and a silencer. Karie had made sure nobody would attack from behind, as there were Tripwire Bombs all around the tower, preventing an easy entrance. Blake decided he'd go into the heat of the battle, dashing towards the center of town, using an AR15, an automatic assault rifle that had very similar stats to an M16, except for the fact it was automatic, along with a Raging Bull .454. The rest of the group agreed to split up and hunt the enemies through buildings and less, dangerous, or sneaky tactics. Blake travelled through town, with sniper cover from Karie, as he was greeted by the first opponents of the day, as Dale shot very close to Blake, barely missing with his Hunter Compact Scoped, a rifle used to hunt, obviously, but Blake spotted Dale very quickly, but before he could gun him down with the AR15, White had stealthily moved into the scene, as he threw a Tomahawk, a long bladed Hatchet-like blade, at Dale, with perfect accuracy, as Dale fell dead and White claimed First Blood, but Blake would not be denied another kill, as he saw Nibbles aiming at him with an MSR, but Blake is far quicker, as he shot down Nibbles with the AR15, making the score still 29-14, leaving there plenty of action to be had, but White saw a fatal error made by an ally, as he spotted Big Mac using the zipline. White knew the enemies would get a free kill. "No! Don't use that zipline!" White yelled, but Big Mac did not hear White, as he slid down the zipline to another area, but was picked off mid air by Sniper fire from Tom's MSR, but Karie did not let this go, as Karie used the Walther WA2000 Assassin's Variable Zoom attachment to lock into Tom, but Tom noticed this and ducked right after the trigger was pulled, causing no damage. Karie then went to another window, and identified John Redcorn and Bobby attempting to enter the building, as Karie zoomed in on them, and caught Bobby in the leg, not killing him, as they both made into the building. Karie pulled out a M1911, a 45 calibur pistol with decent fire rate and decent everything else, as Karie did not expect much challenge, with there being Tripwire Bombs everywhere, but Karie got ready in case, and found it was with good reason, as Bobby and John Redcorn expected the Bombs, as they set all the Bombs they came across off with gunfire, as they made it to the top, but Karie put the final bullets in Bobby with the M1911, but Karie got worried, as the M1911 ran out of mags in the clip, but Redcorn did not capitalize, as Karie ran into another room in the building to reload, Karie hid to the left of the door, as John Redcorn ran in, and Karie shot John Redcorn in the back of the head with the M1911, as Karie went around the building to replant Tripwire Bombs, as the score was now 27-13, as the game had now been unraveled, as there were going to no longer be any attacks of opportunity, as Tom called in a UAV recon, so Team 2 now knew where the remaining 11 combatants of Team 1 were. At that point, Antonio was running through the bar in Hong Kong, when he spotted Courage from behind, so Antonio took out his signature .44 Magnum, and shot at Courage, but stupidly missed, as Courage turned around, and saw Antonio, as Courage reached into his backpack and grabbed out a large long bladed Machete. Courage ran at Antonio, as Antonio aimed at Courage. Antonio pulled the trigger of his .44 Magnum, and the bullet went straight through Courage's chest, but barely not enough to kill him, as Courage threw his Machete at Antonio, blade up, and it right through Antonio, killing him easily, but Courage bled out seconds later, making it an eye for an eye case, something Team 1 could not afford, making the score 26-12, but then a VERY awkward thing happened, as Karie was sniping, Karie did not see Eustace (Team 2) walk into the building, with his SPAS 12, he set off the Tripwire Bombs, as they were no mystery to anyone anymore, but then Eustace, (Team 1), dashed into the room, thermal boots on, and ran after Eustace (Team 1), as Eustace was about to slit Karie's throat, Eustace shot Eustace (I know, what?) with his Model 1897 Trench Gun, a pump action shotgun. Karie was startled to death, and almost shot at Eustace, but Karie used good reflexes to just barely avoid pulling that trigger, seeing as the other Eustace was dead. "Thanks for the assist, Eustace" Karie said, as Eustace tipped his hat and walked away, as Karie reset the Tripwire Bombs. The score was now 25-12, as Team 2 realized they'd have to get Karie out of that sniping tower, so Cindy picked up an HK PSG1, Tom got set up with his MSR, and Stan decided to grab a Cheytach Sniper Rifle, a Sniper Rifle capable of cutting through boulders, and camped very close to Tom, as they waited for Karie to emerge into view. But they did not expect what was coming next, as White identified the snipers, and noticed Karie had no idea what was coming. White reached into his backpack and grabbed a laptop, but it was not just any laptop, this was a Master Computer, and this particular model controlled a waiting AGM and an Escort Airdrop, along with a Chopper Gunner. White decided he didn't need the Chopper Gunner or AGM yet, and they were 1 time uses, so he'd use them for later. White signalled to Karie to stay at cover, as he called in an Escort Airdrop to drop 5 Care Packages right behind the building Karie sniped in, so it was out of sight. The Escort Airdrop appeared at the scene, and dropped the Care Packages, but then something bad happened, Tom noticed the Escort Airdrop helicopter, and he took a signaller, and pushed the button, and all of a sudden, all the lights in Kowloon went out, as the bulbs fell to the ground, and the Escort Airdrop helicopter went out of control, and it came flying towards the sniping building Karie was in! Karie had luckily not been in it at the very moment, but the building was hit by the massive helicopter, and it just disintegrated as if it was tissue compared to the helicopter, as Karie had to hurry and grab the contents in the Care Packages, but the snipers in the field had already locked onto Karie, and White noticed this, and thought it was definetely time, as he called in his Chopper Gunner, but it wouldn't work, and White realized they had been EMPed! Being EMPed means all electronics are down, and any that are currently up (Escort Airdrop helicopter) are destroyed. White could not call in the Chopper Gunner just yet, infact, no air support would be at all functionable under the EMP. White then knew they had to eliminate the enemy World War 2 style, as he reached into the backpack and grabbed a walkie talkie, of which he had dished to his allies incase this would happen. "Karie, get to prone and hide behind a Care Package, I will take out the snipers" White said to Karie, as Karie hid behind a Care Package. While behind it, Karie turned the Care Package top towards herself and opened it and examined the contents, and saw inside the Care Package was a small SMG, while small, it would certainly do better than nothing, Karie later identified it to be a Beretta M12 SMG, something decent at a distance, but obviously best up close. Karie loaded it and aimed at Cindy with it, just barely coming out of cover, and Karie fired off a full clip, but it was from very long distance, and none of the bullets hit Cindy, but Cindy noticed this, as Cindy signalled to ally forces where Karie was, as Cindy pulled out an XM25, a very deadly fast firing grenade launcher that could cause easy death to stationary (or even moving) targets, as Cindy began to aim, but nobody counted on this, as Blake walked up from behind and slit Cindy's throat, but Stan found Blake in his Cheytach Sniper Rifle scope, and hit Blake right in the shoulder, a very deadly shot, as this shot probably went through Blake's entire body, but Blake wasn't dead by a miracle, but Blake had to duck to cover, as he knew he'd bleed out if field dressing wasn't applied to the wound and the wound closed off, so he got out his field dressing, and a huge sterile bandage, and it took him 2 minutes to apply the field dressing (with a HUGE amount of pain, as field dressing hurts like acid!), but after the bandage had been properly applied, Blake was ready to get back to the fight, and better yet for him, Stan had assumed his shot had killed Blake, so Blake had an attack of opportunity, as he pulled out a small but lethal Raging Bull .454 revolver, a standard issue revolver with excellent accuracy and lethal damage, as his shoulder still was shot and Blake was not capable of wielding a 2 handed weapon, as he found where Stan still was, and the shot was perfect, as Stan's head came off, Blake had to go prone again, as there were several enemy snipers. Tom then threw a Fragmentation Grenade to the spot where Blake was camping, but Blake, having no choice, had to throw the Grenade back, but nobody was hurt by the grenade. It appeared as if Blake and Karie were both pinned down from movement, as they really couldn't do anything about the snipers. White then took out his own little piece, a Steyr HS .50, a premium, rare quality sniper rifle that was semi automatic that carried 15 bullets a clip and was lethal, with excellent all around stats. White aimed at Tom down the scope, and caught Tom unsuspecting right in the head, making it 24-12. The snipers were now gone, so Blake and Karie were no longer pinned down. At that moment, Boomhauer and Bill came down to where White was, riding a TNC Vehicle, a very fast and damaging vehicle that weighed 800 pounds and this particular vehicle Bill and Boomhauer had strapped a bomb on. They drove into the building White was in, jumped out of it, and blew the car to small pieces, but Bill and Boomhauer jumped out of the car seconds before detonation, but White was also unaffected. BUT White wouldn't let the invaders go, as he shot them down with a AK74U SMG, a very light SMG with decent all around stats, with a small amount of kick, but makes up for it with a decent fire rate, as both Bill and Boomhauer were killed in but a half a clip (15 rounds), but the building White was in began to collapse from the explosion, as White ran outside to avoid it's total collapse, White reached for his walkie talkie, and ringed in for General Worthington and Lieutenant Hunt. "Come in Worthington, Hunt, you are going to have to walk it in, we have been EMPed" White said, as they had originally planned to have Hunt and Worthington drive in with Hunt riding in inside of a Missile Humvee, a Humvee that shoots missile, obviously, and Worthington to fly in inside of a F15, a missile shooting helicopter, but the EMP would prevent any aircraft even getting off the ground, but it would not prevent Hunt's Missile Humvee from driving, it would just prevent any missiles from being fired. HOWEVER, they did have several fully operational RPG-7s they looted from the Russians, and Hunt planned they would use the RPG-7s with plenty of ammo to pin down the enemy. "White, requesting clearance to wheel in a Missile Humvee with several RPG-7s to aid ally forces" Hunt said through the walkie talkie, as White considered the action. "Uh, Hunt, I'm going to deny this but keep alert, I'm going to recon the enemy positions" White said, as Hunt begrudgingly accepted it, as White stuck his head up from all th rubble, as Karie opened the other Care Packages the Escort Airdrop dropped before the EMP, finding a UAV Recon signaller, useless under the EMP, and a crate of Fragmentation Grenades, which Karie packed in a backpack, and then something very useful, as Karie, using 2 hands, pulled out a Chain Gun, a very heavy death dealing wonder, with enormous fire rate, such a high damage that enemies were ripped apart within the first bullet or 2, and a bullet capacity of 999 bullets! Also it weighs 150 pounds, so the user cannot sprint or use any other object, or stop to help a wounded ally. It is also very hard to operate it long distance as you cannot hold it up to your eyes to aim down the sights, so there fittingly are not iron sights to look down. "White! I have a Chain Gun from the Care Package!" Karie said through the walkie talkie. "Deploy it! I have identified some snipers around the rest of the city, but for the others I want you to help Cash, Cavarello, and Cook with them! We're very close to victory!" White exclaimed, as Karie grabbed the Chain Gun and stood up. "Message to all team members, our Chain Gun is spinning! Cash, Cavarello, and Cook I am officially deploying your services! Hunt you are cleared to engage with the Missile Humvee!" White said through the walkie talkie, but White had already been identified by Father Donovan through a sniper tower, as White had touck for cover underneath the rubble again to avoid Father Donovan's PTRS 41, one of the greatest semi automatic sniper rifle ever, with a surefire kill wherever it lands, with high recoil, and high clips. His shot nearly took White's head right off. But Hunt's Missile Humvee rolled into town, with Worthington siting in the passenger's seat, as Hunt tossed White an RPG-7. "I saw that shot, you'd better fight back" Hunt said, as White stood up, and aimed slightly to the right of Father Donovan, as he knew the RPG-7 cannot fire in a straight line, and the wind was travelling slightly to the left, and White fired the shot, and it was right on target, as the shot collided head on with Father Donovan, which is more fatal than sitting next to a suicide bomber, yes, MORE fatal, and I have decided not to describe the details of Father Donovan's brutal death, as that would breach the Age 13 and up content rating, but long story short, Father Donovan is dead. But while White was reloading the RPG-7, Jerry identified White from the same tower Father Donovan used to be in, as Jerry again narrowly missed White with MSR fire. "Lemme handle this" Hunt said, as he took out an M16, a standard issue American 3 round burst rifle, and aimed at Jerry, but Jerry expected this, as he got out of way in the knick of time. Then, the group heard a very strange sound. "Is that some kind of alarm?" Worthington asked, as a Police Lamborghini zoomed into the scene, as The Overlord sped through the area Jerry had been protecting, as The Overlord got out of the Police Lamborghini and tossed C4 into the window Jerry was sniping from, as The Overlord pulled the trigger, the entire inside of the building collapsed, and althought nobody saw it, everybody knew Jerry literally had 0% chance of surviving the explosion. "nice job!" Blake yelled, as he stumbled into the scene. At that point, The Hermit also stepped out of the car. "Blake! We're allies for now, but after this, we're back to enemies! You hear?" The Hermit yelled, as Blake nodded. "I hear something of a Chain Gun?" Hunt asked, but, as if on cue, Karie walked in on them, Chain Gun in hands. "Reporting for duty" Karie said, as Karie walked through the tracks the Police Lamborghini had sped through. "Be careful! Get in the car, stand through the sun roof, and we'll guide you" The Overlord said, as Karie agreed, and stepped into the Police Lamborghini, as The Hermit got back into the passenger's seat, and The Overlord got back in the driver's seat. "Duck down if it gets too hot!" The Overlord yelled, as they sped into the rest of the non destroyed city. The score was now a much closer 19-12, as Team 2 realized they were getting blown out by a force they once outnumbered by twice their force. Butch awaited the Police Lamborghini with an RPG-7, prepared to blow the crap out of the car, but he did not expect what would happen next, as the Police Lamborghini, going at 133 MPH, as Karie shot down Butch with the Chain Gun before Butch even had time to aim with the RPG-7, the score is now 18-12, as the game was getting more narrow, but The Overlord identified Nibbles with an FN FAL M203 attachment. The Overlord took a very sharp U-Turn, as they narrowly dodged their own destruction, as the grenade exploded inches away from the correct proximity, but Karie did the best possible of aiming the Chain Gun at Nibbles, and it would be close enough, as Nibbles was dead before he hit the ground from bullet impact. "How are you doing on ammo?" The Overlord yelled. "doing fine, 950 bullets left, enough to get the rest" Karie yelled back, but then they came up on a conflict. The Overlord identified a huge array of landmines. "White, Overlord here, we cannot proceed, I repeat, we cannot proceed" The Overlord said through the walkie talkie, but he couldn't keep the Police Lamborghini stopped for long, as a bullet from an SVD Dragunov coming from a building very far away, coming from Professor Calimitous. The Overlord had to get back into the Police Lamborghini and drive far away at a very high speed, because enough sniper rifle fire would set the Police Lamborghini on fire and it would explode in seconds. The Overlord, going extremely fast, got out of the way in seconds. When they got back to the group, The Overlord explained the problem to White. "Hmm, looks like we're gonna have to take this fight to the long distance. The Chain Gun isn't useful for that kind of fight, so Karie, grab your Walther WA2000, and we'll get them" White said, as the group got ready, with The Overlord and The Hermit getting back into the Police Lamborghini, while Hunt, Worthington, Blake, and Karie got into the Missile Humvee, but before they went off, Captain Cavarello, Cash, and Cook sped to the group driving in a Desert APC, Cook had a Famas G2 (not to be confused with a Famas G1), a 3 round burst assault rifle with a huge fire rate, and this one was equipped with an ACOG sight, increasing the range. Cavarello had an AUG-H BAR, the Steyr AUG's big brother, an LMG with similar weight to the Steyr AUG, but with bigger mags (40) and the ability to have a sniper rifle scope attached to it, which Cavarello had on it. Cash had a standard issue M16, with an ACOG sight to improve range. "We heard something about a far distance fight, so we packed apetures that increase range, for everyone if you need it" Cavarello said. "Blake's using a revolver, he'll need all the range he can get" said White, lucky for Blake, the Raging Bull .454 joins the Death Adder .45 as the only 2 revolvers that can have sniper rifle scopes attached to it, and the Colt Python is the only other revolver that can even have a sight equipped to it. Cavarello tossed Blake a sniper rifle scope, as Blake equipped the Raging Bull .454 with the scope, and they all spun away, with White getting in the Police Lamborghini, AK74U ready, as they came on the enemy snipers, all forces ready to try to finish Team 2, as The Overlord put on his Aramid Fiber Armor, and took out his police issued M4A1, and loaded it, and equipped it with a Thermal Sight, also police issued. The Hermit put on Riot Gear, and got out of the Police Lamborghini with an AK47 with Thermal Sights, and White stood out with his Steyr HS .50, as they took aim, searching for enemy snipers as they were 100% sure they were facing the remaining enemies on Team 2. The Missile Humvee and Desert APC sped in. The allies, with different kinds of armor, exited the vehicles, and when Professor Calimitous came back out to snipe, they were ready, but The Overlord had the quickest trigger finger, but Professor Calimitous had no chance of getting away. "Jimmy, Um, I don't think, um, I'm going to make it" Calimitous said through a walkie talkie, right before the M4A1 shots hit him in the head, killing him easily, as Jimmy replied "Why? What's wrong?". Jimmy ran to where Calimitous was, and was very angry to see what had happened, as Jimmy ran back to grab Dr Dark, who had prepared a Sentry Gun. "This'll show them not to #$% with us" Jimmy said, as he placed Dr Dark to face the window Calimitous was sniping from. "Sleepover master 5.0 running (the machine was used in an episode to make the "Ultimate Sleepover", and this was it's name, but obviously it's use is far different here)", as it locked onto the remaining Team 1, and it started firing at them. "Holy crap!" Cook yelled, alerting the allies of the Sentry Gun's fire. The Overlord ran back to his Police Lamborghini and grabbed something that could help them, but not before the Missile Humvee had taken so many bullets it exploded, and with the Missiles in it, this was a very violent explosion, which, as a chain reaction, set off the Desert APC, and it blew up. Meanwhile, The Overlord emerged from his Police Lamborghini with a very unique weapon, as he grabbed a Javelin, a rocket launcher that has to lock into a location, but then it literally explodes on impact with more power than a nuclear discharge, as The Overlord, in a hurry to save his special Police Lamborghini, he aimed the Javelin at Dr Dark, but then he realized in horror, they were under an EMP, and the Javelin would not work! The Overlord knew he had mere seconds to save his Police Lamborghini and his allies, so he searched his Police Lamborghini and grabbed his C4, and in a last act of desperation, he threw the C4 at Dr Dark, and pulled the trigger right as it hit him, as he knew it would not stick to Dr Dark. It succeeded, as Dr Dark exploded violently, and the threat from that was over, the score now being a very narrow 15-12. "White, how do we passby the Landmine field?" The Overlord asked. White did not want civilian casualties, and this would happen if the Landmine field went off. So White reasoned the EMP would not go away for about 15-20 was a huge fall, about 80 feet of a fall if they tried to go around, which would be death for the person jumping. White and Blake also could not fly because of the chemicals nearby the enemies had released specifically for this reason. There did not appear to be a way to get around the Landmine Field without killing civilians, which was absolutely NOT an option. "We don't" was White's reply, as they had to set up with far distance weapons and hold out for about 15 minutes or so until the EMP disappeared and they could get a chopper to fly them over, or call in something of an attack helicopter to aid them. Perhaps both. "We'll have to hold out for 15 or so minutes until this EMP goes away" White said. "How will we know when it goes away?" The Overlord asked. "your ACOG sight's apeture will appear when the EMP ends." Whte replied. They stayed stationary and waited about 10 minutes until opposition slowly walked up to the tower Dr Dark and Professor Calimitous. The person walking towards them was none other than Jimmy, holding an XM25, which would annihilate the Police Lamborghini on contact. The EMP ended just as Jimmy got to the tower, so the ACOG sights and The Overlord's Javelin were now functioning. The Overlord grabbed the Javelin and aimed it at the sniping tower, and right as Jimmy aimed the Javelin locked on and the enormous (Javelin rockets are the biggest rockets for a launcher in the world) rocket came out of the Javelin, and before Jimmy could retreat, the Javelin made it's run in the air and came crashing down through the roof, annihilating Jimmy and the building. After this was done, The Overlord pulled out a signaller and called in a Police Helicopter to transport them to the other side of the Landmine Field, where the remaining enemies would be. The Police Helicopter reached them surprisingly fast, as the team boarded it, and the Police Helicopter flew over the Landmine Field, while civilians underneath them were going insane at the sight of all the violence. "Everybody grab an RPG-7! We can't land until the landing zone cools down (they clear enemies attempting to halt their landing) so we gotta burn them out (force them to leave the zone, or kill them)" The Overlord exclaimed, as everybody grabbed and loaded an RPG-7 that was inside the Police Helicopter. then Eustace happened to see something that would definitely slow them down. "SAM Turret!" Eustace yelled, as the SAM Turret locked on to the Police Helicopter, but White ran around Eustace and aimed his RPG-7, but the shot missed and it seemed it would all end, but at that point, the SAM Turret had sparks come flying from it, and it exploded before it could fire. "What the?" White said, but he then got a small blip on his signaller, and he saw they had their own EMP online! white's walkie talkie then rang. "Eugene! I thought you bailed on us!" White said, as Eugene greeted them. "Are you kidding? I just had to get a 'fancy ride' to help take them out" Eugene replied, as seconds later, a Predator Missile came from the sky, destroying a building, potentially killing many people. "Guys! Our AGM is online and EMP has been detonated!" White said to the rest of the crew. "Light 'em up Eugene!" White said, as more Missiles came from the AGM above, killing more people from Team 2, as these Missiles were ravaging the buildings in the city (we'll worry about civilian casualties later) and there was no chance any people from Team 2 could possibly have survived. "Eugene, we got them, thanks for the assist, that's one for the books. Over." White said through the walkie talkie, as the AGM flew away. "Good job team, that's one for the books" White said, as they would've called in for exfil, but they were already in the Police Helicopter, so they flew away from the destroyed city of Kowloon.

Up next, I am going to take a break from this Television War series (Don't worry, there will be more in the future, guaranteed) to continue writing in my Domination/ Universe at Battle series.

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