Disclaimer: I don't Twilight…no…not at all…no…

Disclaimer: I don't Twilight…no…not at all…no…Or Bop-It. Or Darth Vader. Or Wal-Mart. Or Jolly Rancher. Or Tooties Rolls. Or Enchanted and Wall-E.

Author's Note: I've been listening to The Mitch Hansen Band while writing the past couple chapters. If you've never heard them go listen to them on myspace or youtube. They have an entirely Twilight inspired CD called Twilight Hour. Totally go listen to it now!

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Edward was working on his ballet that he had decided to take up yesterday. Bella watched him through the kitchen door. She was becoming increasingly disgusted with his lack of masculinity.

"Alice!" She shouted.

"Bella!" Alice yelled into Bella's ear, because they were three inches from each other.

"Let's get Edward his masculinity back!" Bella cupped her hands to emphasis the sound.

"Ok! But we'll need some studly men!" Alice replied in her same yelling voice.

"Ok! Like who!" Bella found a megaphone and turned it up on high, so that she was ten times louder than prior.

"Ummm! I don't know! Darth Vader!"

"Darth Vader! Isn't he dead!" Bella hooked her megaphone up to some massive speakers the Cullens had in their kitchen for no particular reason.

"Yeah, but so are we! So it won't matter!" Alice screeched.

Bella held up a thumbs up and as soon as she did, Jasper and Emmett plowed their way through the kitchen with Rosalie in tow.

"Hey!" Bella shouted through the speakers. "Do you guys want to make Edward a man again!"

"I can't." Jasper looked at Bella. "I've got a date to play Bop-It with my piñata amigos. And they throw candy at me if I blow them off."

"Well, bring the Bop-It and the piñatas!" Alice stood next to his ear and shouted. "They are probably more manly than he's being right now!"

"Yeah, piñatas are pretty dang manly." Jasper agreed.

"Emmett!" Bella cranked the speakers and her megaphone all the way up, so that they were nearly knocked over from the sound. "DO YOU KNOW ANYONE MANLY!"

"Yup, and he's got a manly game too." Emmett said happily.

"OK, BRING HIM WITH YOU! I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING!" Bella told the group to break, and that they did.

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"Ok, this does not look like the man bag section of Wal-Mart, like you said it was, Bella." Edward was getting all hissy fitty. It was like it was that time of the month, which was completely impossible for him. As well as quite disturbing to think about.

"No, it's not, Edward!" Bella brought her megaphone with her. She found it so much fun. "You are going to be manly again! Like it or lump it! ALICE!"

Alice jumped out of nowhere and smiled. "You first step to regain the masculinity the pandas so rudely stole from you is…taking on Darth Vader in a light saber battle." Vader stood menacing looking at Edward, who was searching for his man bag.

"Nope." Edward shook his head. "No way I'm fighting him."

"But you are!" Bella shouted. "EMMETT! JASPER! HE'S RESISTING!" Emmett and Jasper appeared and forced a light saber into his hand and threw him in the ring.

Edward was trying to actually fight Vader, when he realized, he was a vampire, he had forgotten. So Edward pulled out all the stops and was about to destroy Vader, when he heard Bella cry out.

"EDWARD, NO! HE'S A RENTAL! WE HAVE TO HAVE HIM BACK BY SIX!" Edward glanced at his watch, five fifty two. He let go of the light saber, still not feeling the masculinity restored.

"Well, that didn't work." Alice started. "Next stage is playing extreme Bop-It with piñatas." She threw him the Bop-It. He never liked these things. The twist it always got stuck and he would lose. Or he would bop-it too hard and smash the thing. Plastic was a terrible invention for vampires. Next they'll be making stuff out of paper.

The piñatas encircled Edward, staring him down. "AND GO!" Bella screamed.

Twist it, pull it, bop it, twist it, twist it, pull it, bop it… Edward was doing well until he was mauled by the piñatas; they knocked him to the group with a Jolly Rancher. Then proceeded to beat him with Tooties Rolls.

Eventually, the lead piñata named Casper, won. Though beaten, Edward felt that the dirty fighting of the piñatas made him more masculine.

"You final stage will be…" Alice paused for dramatic effect. "You must watch the scariest movies ever to exist…Enchanted and Wall-E(A/N: Our step-brother is terrified of these movies)." The crowd that randomly appeared gasped in horror. "Both of these movies were brought by Emmett's masculine friend, Jacob Black." Jake waved.

"Jake's not masculine...he's a puppy." Edward complained.

"I've got a girlfriend." Jake fought back.

"It's a walrus..."

"Ok, you two." Alice stopped them. "Edward, watch the movies and become a man again."

Edward sat and watched the horror (A/N: I actually like both of those movies).

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After seventeen and half hours, Edward was finished. And he was one studly man of a man. And together with Bella they vowed to never let any type of bear ever come between them again.

Then the piñatas and Jasper became world champion Bop-It masters.

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Author's Note: My computer is messed up…no other programs are up but word, the entire screen is blank except for this…I don't know. Thanks again! :D

Special thanks to ThatLittleVampireGirl, with your Star Wars, and briiittx xhc, for your Bop-It idea, for inspiring this chapter.

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