Disclaimer: NO I do NOT own Twilight

Disclaimer: NO I do NOT own Twilight. Whatever you've heard is a lie. Or Nerd Rope. Or Doodle Bops. Or Duct Tape.

Author's Note: OH MY SWEET GOODNESS! We just got Breaking Dawn…umm…56 minutes ago. Holy crap, I'm so excited! But since we only have one copy, we're taking turns. And so, I'm writing this.

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"Reconstructing Dusk!" Emmett shouted out the window of the Cullen home. "I LOVE that book! Wait, it's a book?" Edward smacked himself in the face.

The date had randomly changed for the premiere of the book, so the whole Cullen clan, plus Bella, who was like a Cullen, were going to a Reconstructing Dusk party at the local Forks bookstore. Alice had forced them to all dress up as characters from the book.

Edward was Bell, the vampire boyfriend. Bella was going as Edwarda, the normal human girl, with the power to bite vampires and make them human again.

Alice was going as Jasperceena (A/N: pronounced ja-as-per-see-na) Bell's other sister who could make everyone overly emotional and angry. Jasper was going as Palace, Bell's older brother who could see the past.

Rosalie was dressed as Temmett, Bell's older randomly weak sister. Emmett was going as Mosalie, he was just U-G-L-Y.

Carlisle was dressed as Pill, the half-brother's sister's cousin's ex-husband of Edwarda. And Esme was of course going as Jacoba, Edwarda's ex-best friend.

"Guys, now were are going to be at this thing for three hours." Alice looked over her group, who she personally dressed due to the fact; they couldn't dress themselves on a daily basis. Such as Jasper always seeming to have his pants on backwards everyday. And then there was Emmett who forgot pants all together. So with a special occasion came special needs. "Is everyone ready?"

The whole family nodded. This was going to be interesting. Trapped in a bookstore for three straight hours with crazy Aurora fans. It had become the number sixteenth and half best selling series in the entire county. It was so popular, Alice wasn't sure they'd be able to get in the party.

After a four point seven twelfths ride to the bookstore, the Cullens arrived.

Outside, there were some fan girls and boys standing outside screaming and carrying on about how they were so excited. The place was packed.

"Ugh, we're never going to get in." Rosalie/Temmett actually looked bummed, which frightened Alice/Jasperceena.

"Ahh.." Alice lifted Jasper/Palace and threw him at Rosalie. "YOU ARE NOT ROSALIE! YOU ACTUALLY CARE WHAT'S HAPPENING! OH MY GOD! IT'S PROBABLY JAMES IN DISGUISE! I'LL PROTECT YOU, BELLA!" Alice threw herself in front of Bella, who was staring at a shiny car with Edward.

"It's so shiny…" Bella reached out. "I want to touch it." She ended up tripping and falling face first into a pile of piñata droppings, otherwise know as candy.

"Yuck." Bella wiped the candy from her. "Jasper, clean up after your friends please."

"Oh no, not again" Jasper stood up and pushed Bella out of the way, so he could clean up after his piñata buddies. "No, no." He pointed to the Nerd Rope lying on the ground.

"YAY! IT'S OPENING!" Alice bounced with joy.

The rush of a crowd threw themselves through the door and once inside, the door locked and shut.

A loud booming voice came over the speaker in the bookstore. "Muh ha ha! You are now all my slaves! There was never any new book. I'm just here to steal your money and force you to all do the YMCA for the next eighteen years of your life!"

"Ummm…what the heck?" Edward stared up at the ceiling. "Did anyone else notice that the ceiling tiles are shaped like fairies?"

"Uh-huh." Bella responded.

"THERE'S NO BOOK!" Alice cried. "WHY WOULD THEY DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?"

"We need to take on the source of this problem." Rosalie interrupted Alice's cries. "We need to find author of Reconstructing Dusk, Stephan Meyersdale."

"But what about the ceiling tiles?" Edward asked. "And the guy who said we have to do the YMCA. And for the record, I don't think Bella's coordinated enough to do the YMCA. No offense."

"None taken." She brushed it off.

The group decided to split up. Half would find Meyersdale, and find out why they lied.
And the other half would take on the YMCA guy, who they all already realized was Jacob, because who else would be stupid enough leave a nametag on the door to their evil lair.

Edward busted in the door with Bella and Jasper close behind, to find Jake staring at himself in a mirror.

"Hello, beautiful. I missed you." He kissed the mirror.

"Umm…Jake. Can we leave this store, because your demands are kind stupid." Edward flat out asked.

"Why are you interrupting my me time? GET OUT OF HERE!" Jacob opened the doors and everyone left.

"Well that was anti-climatic." Edward said as he, Bella and Jasper strolled out of the store.

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The second group had crossed the Arizona desert, fought off a pack of wild squirrels, defeated the evil piggy overlord, discovered the thirteenth world wonder, kicked a puppy, met the Doodle Bops, realized that all of the world's problems could be solved with Duct tape and peach cobbler, and found the lost city of Atlantis. All before arriving at Meyersdale's house.

Which was located twelve steps from the bookstore, but since they had a montage of random stuff it just seemed longer.

Alice burst through the door. "WHY ISN'T THERE A NEW BOOK?"

"Umm…excuse me, sir. I think you have the wrong house." Stephan replied.

"NO! YOU WRITE THE AURORA SERIES AND YOU LIED TO ME!"

"Please, sir. Don't yell."

"UGH! CARLISLE TALK TO HIM!"

"Umm…sir, don't be angry."

"Can you please tell us when the next book will be arriving?" Carlisle was staying calm.

"Umm…excuse me, sir, but tomorrow. You really need to read dates better." Stephen held up a sign. "It says August second, but it really means August second isn't the date, but four days later is August second's premier of a premiere of the book, got it?"

They all nodded. It made perfect sense.

"It's a good series, heyna?" Carlisle nodded.

"Thank you." And the Cullens left.

"They do realize I just made that crap up right?" Stephan shrugged. "Oh well."

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Author's Note: Ok, I started writing this earlier (at like 1 AM). So we've officially had the book for 14 hours now. And I'm 200 or so pages in. I promise not to give anything away. I don't want to spoil it. I'll wait awhile.

Oh yeah, 'heyna' is a term that they use where I live a lot. It means either 'yes' as in the phrase: heyna or no? or 'right' as in the phrase: It's a good book, heyna?. It's just a funny term.

And this chapter is dedicated to everyone I met at the Breaking Dawn party I went to. Also known as: Sanya (My Team Jacob companion), Katrina (Switerland), Liz (for pretending to be our sister), Amanda, Lauren, Paige(though I knew you before), Becca (x2), The Alice impersonator (For talking to us and taking random pictures with us), Laura (for dressing up like Victoria, I think you should have won the costume contest) and everyone else there!