Cheap Thrills
Chapter 1: The Beginning
-=JKR, may be the Queen, but I'm the Jester=-
She slips into an alcove. "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." Scanning the map, and muttering, "Snape, Snape? Where are you?" Eyes landing on his present location.
Putting the map inside her robes. Hermione rushed to the Charms corridor, through a passage to ground level.
By the stairs she double-checked the map, mischief managed. Tucking the map away, then she counted her steps, WHAM. Perfectly poised for the collision, giving her a generous handful. Yes. She hadn't expected him to fall on her. Reaching up defensively, gripping his firm chest too. Bonus. "Sorry, Professor."