Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight (Ha, it's so plain). Or the WNBA Or Pokemon. OR Secondhand Serenade.
Author's Note: I just finished Breaking Dawn and I'm still trying to process everything (I'm formulating a opinion about it…I really just don't know) and I really need to sleep, so this is going to be a quickie.
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"OH MY GOD!" Rosalie looked around the room hoping someone noticed that she just yelled. No one cared though. "OH MY GOD, GUYS!" She shouted.
"What, Rosalie?" Edward finally answered her.
"I JUST REALIZED THAT THE WOLF PACK WOULD MAKE AN AMAZING BASKETBALL TEAM!" Rosalie smiled.
"And why are you yelling this?"
"SOMEONE LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON."
"Oh. Ok. So do you want to call the wolf pack and tell them this riveting information?" She nodded, already with the phone in hand.
"HI, JACOB!"
"Ummm…why are you calling me? This is kind of creepy. Please hang up the phone." Jacob sounded completely freaked out by Rosalie's call.
"BECAUSE, YOU CAN TALK IN ITALICS AND I CAN TALK IN CAPS LOCK!"
"Oh my god, that's awesome. I didn't think it was possible to actually talk in a certain font. This is amazing!" Jacob cheered.
"BUT ANYWAY. I REALLY CALLED TO TELL YOU THAT WE DECIDED TO START A BASKETBALL TEAM. WELL, ACTUALLY IT'S THE WOLF PACK'S BASKETBALL TEAM."
"Yay italics! Yay basketball!"
"SO, ARE YOU IN?"
"Course! I love talking in italics! Bye." He hung up the phone
"HE SAID YES! YAY!"
The next day, the wolf pack showed up to see what Rosalie and the Cullens had come up with for this so called basketball team.
"Oh my god. Even the narrator talks in italics! Woo!" Jacob was very excited at the fact that I am able to click the mouse on the italics button at the top of my page. "Aww…they stopped." (A/N: Sorry, Jake.)
"OK, SO I HAD JASPER SIGN YOU ALL UP FOR THE WNBA LAST NIGHT. ANY QUESTIONS?" Rosalie glanced around the group.
Quil raised his hand. "Umm…One, what's our team name? And two, why did you have him sign us up for the Women's National Basketball Association?"
"OH, IS THAT WHAT THAT STANDS FOR? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE WEREWOLF NATIVE BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION. OH WELL, YOU GUYS PLAY LIKE GIRLS ANYWAY."
Leah grunted. "I resent that."
"OK THEN, LEAH. YOU PLAY LIKE A GUY."
She nodded, accepting it. "Fine. What's our name?"
"UMMM…" Rosalie searched frantically for something to call them.
"R-Pattz Squad!" Bella shouted from the bleachers, where she sat with Edward.
"Hot Stuff!" Emmett's voice broke through.
"Red Team!" Edward joined in.
"Pokemon Party!" Alice said with a laugh.
"Secondhand Serenade!" Bella again.
"Worble!" Emmett yelled out.
Rosalie was getting very irritated by all the stupid names for the team her siblings and Bella were coming up with. "THE NEXT THING I HEAR-"
"Alice, I have to tell you," Jasper stood. "I freaking love you!"
"THAT'S IT YOUR TEAM NAME IS 'I FREAKING LOVE YOU'."
Sam nodded. "Subtle, I like it."
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The werewolves practiced and become a closer team than before. The Cullens, of course, were at every practice and game. Though the games weren't that difficult for the pack, considering they could just put the ball in the basket, but somehow the team always seemed to lose.
And even when the team really sucked bad, everyone stilled yelled 'I freaking love you!'. Mostly because that was their team name and what else were they going to say?
And every time they cheered they always got the same response from Jake.
"Oh my god. Italics are incredible!"
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Author's Note: Ok, that wasn't short. I tried. I'm pretty sure Jake just imprinted on italics now too. XD
Hope you enjoyed! And THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS! Woot! Over 600! :D
Oh yeah, kind of funny story. I just found out from my sister that one of her friends read this story, not knowing it was us, and was like "Oh yeah, I was reading this weird story called A Cullen Moment.". My sister was like "Umm...I wrote that." Luckily, she found this funny, so it's all good. lol!