Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. Nope, never did and probably never will, so yeah… Or Harvard. Or Bill Gates. Or World of War Craft. Or Demi Lovato. Or Frosty the Snowman. Or Times New Roman. Or The Power Puff Girls.

Author's Note: So today I've had a very eventful day…. I went for a run. We got to talk with Erica. She told us that Sam is a dehumidifier and that Bella is 18 (which is weird, because we've never told her that. She just knew. Creepy). My sister and I read a fanfiction. Here's part of it:

""Thank satan she's gone." we all said in unicorn."- Twila, The Girl Who Waz In Luv With a Vampyre (Wow, I didn't know unicorn was a language! I sure hope they teach that class at my school.)

Ummm…you can decide if we liked it or not (Hint: go with not)

And watched the movie the Covenant. Which was actually pretty good.

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Books were piled high in the dining room of the Cullen home. Edward noted the mess realizing he'd have to clean it up, because no one in the house besides him and Carlisle actually read.

Edward sighed. "Are you serious?"

"What am I being serious about, Master Masen Cullen?" A voice intruded its way into the room.

Edward spun around. "Emmett? What?"

"What is what? I am merely inquiring of you an answer?" Emmett adjusted the glass on his face, which he didn't need.

"Emmett, why are you wearing glasses?"

"Now, Master Masen Cullen, it is quite rude to reply to a question with another question. But since it would be terribly rude of me to refuse to answer your question due to your utter lack of respect. I shall amuse you with an answer."

He removed his glasses and pulled a handkerchief from his pocket all in one smooth action. He then proceeded to wipe his glasses clean with the handkerchief.

"While I was outside in the yard trying to locate Master Whitlock Hale Cullen, I stumbled across the most peculiar sight." He motioned to his glasses. "These fine crafted spectacles laying unattended in the grass. Curiosity overtook me and I put them on. And all of a sudden I felt a urge to go and apply to Harvard."

Edward's face was not only puzzled, but also concerned for everyone at Harvard that was going to have to read Emmett's entrance essay. God only knows what would have in it.

"You are wondering whether or not I was accepted, correct?" Emmett hit the nail on the head.

"Hey, I'm the mind reader here." Crap, I think he's stealing my power with his new glasses. I must get them away from him.

"Oh, sorry. I did not mean to offend. And the answer is yes. I was accepted. They said my essay on the prolonged exposure of pandas to Bill Gates was incredible. My successful creation of super intelligent pandas was nothing they have ever seen before. They said that I must be inhuman. To which I laughed."

"Emmett, where did you learn to speak like that?"

"Oh dear Master Masen Cullen, you did not actual think I was some kind bumbling idiot who has not got a clue. No, you are going to be sadly mistaken."

Emmett walked over to the pile of books and lifted one off the top. "Ahh, what a good piece of literature. Sorry, but I must go and read up on my studies before the semester begins. Good-bye." Emmett left.

Edward immediately reached for his cell phone, dialing Bella's number as quick as possible. "Bella?"

"Yes." She replied in hushed and tired tone. "Edward, do you know it's four in the morning? Us humans need to sleep. But anyway, what is it?"

"Ummm…Emmett is smart."

"WHAT? Oh my god. I'll be over as quick as I can!" She hung up the phone.

In record time, Bella was at the Cullen home. Edward listened for her footsteps and opened the door before she knocked.

"Edward." She cried as she threw herself at him. Sobbing into his shoulder. "It's the end of the world. I can't believe it. This is a terrible. I can't bare this."

"Bella, this maybe the end of the world, but don't worry Carlisle had us build an End of the World Shelter in case anything like this ever happened. It's in the backyard." He pointed with his thumb. She nodded.

"How did this happen?" Jasper asked. He could barely believe that the world was going to end before he'd had time to finish World of War Craft. He was going to miss his dwarf, Elvis, so badly. He had a goatee and everything.

Alice focused. She attempted to see the future. "I see burning woodlands and pandas and…" She whispered the next part. "Demi Lovato."

"AHHHHH!" Bella screamed in terror. Only one person could bring that much terror and it was her. With her happiness stealing power, it was hopeless.

"It's alright, Bella." Edward tried to comfort her, but truth be told he was trembling at the news as well. "What should we do, Alice?"

"Well," She tilted her head. "I had a vision of Emmett getting the glasses this morning. It was like in Frosty the Snowman when they put the hat on Frost and he starts busting out some major funky moves. Emmett put on the glasses and instead of saying 'Happy Birthday' and dancing. He said 'pork fried rice' and went to go write a Harvard essay."

"So, we've just got to get the glasses." Edward glanced over to the books. "Esme? Carlisle?"

"Yes." They both responded in unison.

"For the safety of the world, would you be against us messing with Emmett?"

"I find that terribly horrible to do to your brother." Esme replied, but as she did she could hear Emmett reciting the first 542,353,456,455,634 numbers of pi. "But I see nothing wrong with it now."

"Excellent." The Cullens, and Bella, all nodded.

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"EMMETT!" Rosalie shouted. "EMMETT, COME QUICK! EDWARD IS GOING TO MUG SOME HELPLESS NERD FOR HIS LUNCH MONEY!"

"WHAT?" Being that Emmett was now going to Harvard he felt that he needed to protect all those who may possibly be following in his footsteps. Thus he'd rescue anyone in need, for he was a Harvard student. Ha-Zah!

Emmett pounced his way over the banister to the main floor, only to find Jasper holding Jacob upside down with Edward standing next to him.

"You're my help." Jacob sounded disgusted. "I demand a recount.":

"No recount. Emmett, save him." Edward pointed Jake, who rolled his eyes.

"Why did you guys abduct me from my house anyway. Couldn't you have held someone else upside down?"

"No." Edward turned to him. "And what happened to talking in italics."

"That was so two days ago. I'm talking Times New Roman now."

"DON'T WORRY LITTLE WOLF CHILD! I SHALL RESCUE THOU!" Emmett charged.

"You know, I highly doubt that."

But before Emmett could reach Jake, Esme leaped on his back, pushing him to the ground. Carlisle moved around front and stole the glasses from his face.

"Huh?" Emmett looked confused. "Aren't the Power Puff Girls on right now? Why am I here? Alice, we're missing them!" He complained.

"Well let's go!" She squealed as she pulled Esme off of Emmett, so the two go watch the second greatest show ever.

Carlisle held the glasses. "These are beyond evil. They must be sacrificially burned at the stake." Everyone in the room nodded and Jasper dropped Jake on his head.

"Ow."

And soon, the Cullens created an execution platform and ceremoniously burned the glasses, then danced on the ashes.

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Author's Note: I don't remember who, but someone said that we should have a chapter where Emmett is accepted to college. I'm sorry to whoever that is, because I really can't remember who it was. So, if it was you. I thank you for the inspiration! :D

Oh yes, and Demi stealing happiness is joke because in Final Fantasy (which I play far too much) there is a move called demi. That takes ¼ of your HP (or heath points). So we decided in Camp Rock she steals ¼ of Shane's HP (or Happiness points).