Claimer-Wait, No…I mean…DISclamier: Yeah, no Twilight ownage for me

Claimer-Wait, No…I mean…DISclamier: Yeah, no Twilight ownage for me. Oh well… Or Madonna. Or Photoshopping. Or Demi Lovato. Or All of Camp Rock. Or Hannah Montana.

Author's Note: Oh my goodness! The creepiest thing happened today. So after we wrote the last chapter my sister was online just going from site to site, when message came up that said 'A Message From Baby Jacob'. So of course, she freaked out that Baby Jake apparently read the last chapter and was commenting on it.

But it just ended up being a baby trying to sell retirement funds. Who knew? XD Here's the link: www.ssa.gov/pgm/flash/jacob.htm Warning: the baby is CREEPY!

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"Are you prepared?" The T.V. questioned.

"No." Emmett answered completely and totally immersed in the visuals flashing by on the screen.

"Well, you better prepare yourself…'Cause" The announcer on the T.V. stopped talking so that a new voice could take over.

"It's Cullen Time." Carlisle answered the announcer, as he appeared on the screen.

"Guys! It's on!" Emmett yelled. "The trailer for the new Capricious Cullens Movie is on!"

The Cullens raced into the living room, all taking their appropriate spots around the room for T.V. watching. Bella was the last one there; she hopped on Edward's lap.

"Are ready, Edward?" Bella asked.

"Of course." He replied smiling.

"Hush!" Esme tapped Edward on the leg and pointed to the screen.

Edward turned his attention to the screen to watch the rest of the trailer for the new movie of their superhero counterparts.

Carlisle strutted is way up to the camera, when he was at a good distance the motion stopped at it became a picture. Next to his face it read 'V Doc, the Leader'.

There was a white flash and suddenly it showed a scene of Carlisle standing at the end of a long table with his back to the camera. The table was lined with the rest of the Cullen family. Carlisle spun around. "We've got four minutes to save the world."

"Right we do, Madonna." Emmett nodded.

Another flash and the screen changed to Esme pulling some muffins out of an oven. She turned, so you could see her face. And the scene stopped on her face. Again words appeared, 'Free Fall, the Mother'.

Flash.

Esme held up a rocket launcher. "Don't you put mustard in my pea casserole or so help me." Her finger was brushing the trigger.

Flash.

Next person up was Alice. She did a back flip in her entirely spandex outfit. Landing like a cat, Alice struck a pose. A picture, and the words, 'Sightseer, Not a Tourist.'.

Flash.

Alice looked panicked as she glanced frantically around the screen. "I'll get the tramcar."

"The tramcar?" Edward asked.

"Yeah, it had my name on it, 'Sightseer'. So I took as my means of transportation." She smiled.

"A tramcar?"

"Shut-up."

Flash.

Then Jasper appeared on the screen. He shook out his fabulous hair, while his piñata friends threw candy around him, like rain it fell. The scene finally paused and read, 'The Stupid Confederate, Deal With It.'.

Flash.

Jasper did thirteen front flips, four back flips, a round off, and a cartwheel, all to outdo his wife, on to his motorcycle. He began to put on his helmet.

"Where are you going?" Alice demanded.

"To buy milk." He spoke in a determined voice, and then his motorcycle tipped over with him on it.

Flash.

Rosalie was standing in front of a mirror gawking at herself. This picture froze quickly and read, 'Sexy Babe, Whoa Baby!'.

Flash.

"Hey, Rose." Emmett tickled her neck.

Umm…CENSORED.

Flash.

Edward was just kind of standing awkwardly.

"Do something epic, Edward." Emmett's voice from behind the camera was heard.

So Edward, made a ridiculously creepy happy face, which was what they paused on, with words that read, 'Spedward/Influenza Boy…that's just they way he rolls."

Flash.

A clearly Photoshopped picture of Edward and Jacob kissing appeared on the screen.

"Emmett…wait don't want to know." Edward walked away.

Flash.

"And starring…"The announcer was back again.

Emmett showed up on the screen dancing with Bella and Jake. The picture paused on Emmett's face.

"Super Emmett, The Ultimate Hero of All Time." The announcer gloated.

Flash.

There were sound barrier splitting screams. Emmett ran in.

"Never fear." He put his hands on his hips. "I remembered my pants today."

"Ahhhh! He's so feminine!" The screamers cried.

Flash.

"Are you ready for the greatest family of superheroes of all time?"

Flash.

"Edward! Help!" Bella shouted through her tears. "Jake's been possessed by Demi Lovato!"

Jake came out of nowhere with a Demi wig singing off-key. "We rock. We rock. We rock. ON!"

Edward looked on in horror. He'd just ruined his favorite song.

Flash.

"Is the world ever really ready?"

Flash.

"OH MY GOD!" Esme looked at Carlisle. "It's Tuesday."

Flash.

"Can they band together to stop the ultimate evil?"

Flash.

"Edward, Demi has it out for me." Bella sobbed. "She wants to we rock me so much that this won't be me."

"Don't worry, we're too cool for her." Edward tried to comfort her.

"Two stars are better than one." Bella agreed.

Flash.

"Will the choice between friends and the world be too hard?"

Flash.

"Alice, it's either the piece of toast, which is me, or stop Hannah Montana for overthrowing the president. Make your choice." Jasper crossed his arms. Alice gasped.

Flash.

"Will true love stop them?"

Flash.

Emmett stared at the piece of chalk in his hand. "I love you." He leaned his head on top of the chalk. "You're so pale like me. You understand."

Flash.

"Or will they just not care?"

Flash.

"Seriously," Rosalie was on camera. "Stop taping me! I don't want to be in this stupid movie! Emmett, stop loving the chalk and come help me!"

Flash.

"The movie event of forever is Capricious Cullens: The Movie."

Flash.

"Oh god." Rosalie looked disgusted as she looked at herself in the mirror with Jake behind her looking at himself too. "This is a movie. Where's my publicist?"

"Coming December twelfth thousand and eight. Be there or…"

Flash.

"I've got a freaking rocket launcher." Esme grinned. "I win." She shot it off.

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Author's Note: Again this was a request, but I can't remember who. So, if it was you, thanks so much for the inspiration! Sorry, I can't remember your name.

And Demi Lovato is going to be the end of us. Lol!