Disclaimer: No Twilight for me
Disclaimer: No Twilight for me. Or America' s Next Top Model or anything related to it. Or Little Debbie's. Or Krispy Kreme. Or Burnin' Up….Yeah.
Author's Note: My sister and I watched America's Next Top Model and this is what happened…
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Rosalie was definitely the most gorgeous girl this competition had ever seen. Every picture she took was flawless and she radiated top model potential. She just had two more people to take down and she was the winner.
Tyra Banks stood watching the girls line up at the other end of the room. It was judging time.
The girls had had to take a picture where they were slipping into the lava and they were trying to keep from going in under. Their photos were hot. Literally.
The other two girls had suffered severe third degree burns, but they both said it was well worth it to become the next top model.
No one questioned why Rosalie didn't burn, or why she somehow floated above the lava.
Tyra kept her head straight on the girls as she spoke the prize. "8 dollars." They were low on funds. "A modeling contract with Little Debbie's." Yummy. "And a full half box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts." Mmmm…doughnuts.
"Now, let's review your photos." Tyra looked at the girls. "Mikayla, you're first."
Mikayla walked up and was told how completely horrible she was. She was told she was fat and that no one would ever want her to model for them. Mikayla bit her lip and then replied. "…Manifest Destiny."
"Thank you, Mikayla." Tyra said and Mikayla returned. "Marina."
The other girl walked up. The judges told her how, like her sister, she was utterly awful and should never model again. She tried to remind them that she was a former beauty queen, but they threw a shoe at her head.
Marina ducked and walked back to the line.
"And finally, Rosalie."
Rosalie stepped forward.
"You're picture was absolutely inhumanly gorgeous." The judges raved. "You truly are America's Next Top Model." Rosalie smiled, knowing it was true. She turned and went back to the line up.
"Now, please leave so we can judge." Tyra motioned for the girls to leave and they did.
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IN THE WAITING AREA
"You both suck. Really bad." Rosalie noted. And then all of a sudden, she felt thirsty and leaped on top of Marina and killed her. Mikayla smiled like there was nothing wrong.
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JUDGING ROOM
"Mikayla and Marina both suck like vacuum cleaners, but this Rosalie girl is far too abnormally beautiful. I say we kick her off and give a crappy girl the title." Nigel spoke.
"Excellent idea." Tyra agreed.
Twiggy nodded.
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The thr-, I mean, two girls returned.
"Hey, where's Marina?" Tyra asked.
Rosalie was wiping the evidence from her face. "The bathroom."
"Why is there blood on your mouth?"
"Oh silly me. I forget to wipe my fruit punch mustache again. Oh, how embarrassing?" She laughed manically.
"FRUIT PUNCH! I WANT SOME!" Mikayla shouted. Rosalie elbowed her in the side breaking all of her ribs. "Ow."
"Now, since there are only two of you." Tyra started. "We're going to just do the finale now. The winner of America's Next Top Model is…"
"ROSALIE!" Alice and Carlisle said, bursting through the entrance, both looking terribly sad. "I'm sorry, Rosalie." They tried to comfort her.
"Umm…what the heck are you doing here?"
"You're going to lose. So we came to comfort you. And to stop you from killing Marina." Alice said with concern.
"Umm…I haven't lost yet. And nice job with Marina."
Tyra cleared her throat. "America's Next Top Model is…Excuse me sir, what's your name?"
"Carlisle." Carlisle answered.
"Carlisle!" Tyra announced.
"OH MY GOD!" Carlisle began to tearlessly sob. "I can't believe it! I mean! I'm America's Next Top Model! You love me! Oh thank you!" He shook everyone's hands.
Rosalie now madder than ever turned to Mikayla and literally bit her head off.
"Now, Rose. Don't be a sore loser." Alice scolded.
Rosalie roared and ran away, killing everyone that came in a two hundred foot radius of her.
"I'M AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL!" Carlisle cried to the heavens.
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Mikayla and Marina later regained their blood and Mikayla reattached her head and then went on to write a fanfiction depicting their time in America's Next Top Model.
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Author's Note: Yay! Jonas Brothers! XD
Oh yeah, Marina and Mikayla are us, if you don't already know.