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Disclaimer: thaqoefhwhagkahhgc hfaofhghkaf hgoenwoan. Oh sorry. I meant to say. I don't own Twilight. Or the Jonas Brothers. Or the song 'Year 3000'. Or Little Debbie. Or Phantom of the Opera (such a good musical).
Author's Note: So my mom and two aunts went to some women's outdoor adventure camp over the weekend and left my sister and I at my Nana's along with my cousins Erica (she's everywhere) and Amy. Yeah, it was interesting… There were skeletons, goldfish crackers, outhouse racing (I'm completely serious…We to see people race outhouses on wheels), random Twilight reenactments, a playground, and much more. I just thought I'd tell you guys where we were.
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The local Forks playground was just a few blocks down the street from the high school. It was the place young children and their parents or sitters would come and play their hearts out.
And one day, this park wasn't only appealing to children, but also a herd of vampires and some other random people, who seem to just randomly show up every chapter for no real reason. (A/N: coughJakecough)
"It's BEAU-TI-FUL!" Emmett exclaimed. "They say I'm too old for playgrounds, but I'm in love." He pulled his piece of chalk from his pocket. "Sorry, Chalky. But the monkey bars are just a little more durable than you. I still love you though." He kissed the piece of chalk.
"Emmett," Edward began. "I may have doubted you before, but I love you." He hugged him.
"I know." Emmett stared out in front of him. "I love me too."
"Guys," Bella called from behind them. Emmett spun around with Edward still hugging him. "Why are we at a playground?"
"Bella!" They both seemed surprised.
"How could you ask something like that?" Edward sounded shocked. "It's not just a playground, but a magically land of imagination just waiting for us to discover. Right, Emmett?"
"Magic land…" Emmett looked like, if it was possible, he'd just imprinted on the playground-I mean- Magic Land.
"OH MY EDWARD CULLEN!" Out of nowhere, Jake appeared holding a mirror in one-hand and fish net stockings in the other. "Italics! I missed the italics!"
"Guys, this doesn't even make sense anymore!" Bella shouted. "Aren't these strange things you guys do supposed to make sense? This seems entirely too random."
"They are not random, Bella. Don't be silly." Jake waved off her confusion.
"JAKE, HOW THE HECK DID YOU EVEN GET HERE?" She sounded irritated.
He looked around. "I. Don't. Know." He glanced around again. "But, if I had to guess, I'd say it was the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, the Jo Bros did it."
Bella raised an eyebrow. "The Jonas Brothers?"
"Yes." He nodded wildly. "I was listening to my favorite song 'Year 3000', when my neighbor Peter said he went to the year 3000. You know, not much has changed except they lived underwater. And your great-great-great-granddaughter is doing fine. Just so you know."
"Jake, what in the heck are you babbling on about?"
Jacob turned his head, as if being called. "My italics sense is tingling. Sorry, Bella, but I must respond." He spun around, changing into tights and a mask. "Ninja Shark Wolf Italics Boy AWAY!" And with that, Jake flew away.
"Oh right. Everyone's a superhero, but me." Bella pouted.
"Bella, come play with us!" Emmett yelled. She looked at them and gave in.
Edward was sitting on one end of the teeter-totter. "Bella, sit on the other end. We're going to play ultra amazing teeter-totter games."
"Edward," She sat down on the other end, she was shot up into the air on the seat as she did. "I think we should leave. This place is making you all really stupid. Or maybe I should just keep you away from Emmett." She pointed to Emmett, who was rocking on a rocking frog next to Jasper who was on the pony he'd always wanted.
"Yeah, it's Emmett." Bella decided.
"You're being silly, Bella." Edward bounced her again. This time she got throw into the tree behind her. She fell out of the tree and went and sat right back on the tetter-totter. "This place is magical." He smiled.
"Yeah, really stupid." She concluded.
"I play winner on the teeter-totter!" Alice walked over to the two of them.
"It's a teeter-totter, Alice." Bella was confused for about the fifteenth time today. "No one wins."
"No, wait." Edward pushed his weight hard down on his seat, throwing Bella into the air about 253453434634534535 feet. "I win." Alice hopped on the empty side.
"Jasper." Esme voice was the next thing heard on the playground. "Why are you on something so dangerous?" She pointed to the rocking pony. He shrugged. "You are a newborn. Get over in the baby swing now! Carlisle will push you."
Jasper did as he was told. He didn't buckle himself in.
"Jasper. Are you trying to cut yourself apart and light yourself on fire?" Esme asked, very angered by his carelessness.
"How am I going to cut myself up and light myself on fire by not buckling?" Jasper asked.
"You are going to fly off the swing into a contently placed wood chipper, which will then spontaneous combust! It will be horrible!" Jasper gasped, while buckling himself in before Carlisle could start pushing him. Luckily, Carlisle was being blocked by tens of thousands of adoring fans that saw him posing on the Little Debbie cupcake box.
Emmett had long since forgotten his rocking frog and was now waiting in line for the slide behind 435432654 small children. He didn't have this kind of patience to wait, so he decided to do the honest and nice thing, he knocked the kids out of the way with his brute strength.
He made it to the position of next in line, one more person and he'd get to ride.
Emmett shoved the boy out of the way. "Hey." The kid complained.
Emmett realized he knew the voice. It was Jake. "I thought you flew away to fight crime or something."
"I have no idea what you're talking about." Jake brushed himself off. "I've been here waiting for my turn."
"Aren't you Ninja Shark Wolf Italics Boy?"
"No." Jake turned the contently placed camera. "Or am I?"
Emmett stuck his face in the camera next to Jake's. "This is weird."
"Yeah."
"So, I'm going to go." Emmett pushed Jake into the camera, knocking him over the side of the playground tower. He heard Jacob crying. "Aww…that was fun."
Rosalie walked over to Jacob on the ground. "You cry a lot." She kicked him. "Do you have a mirror by any chance?"
"Yes!" Jake perked up. "How else am I going to see my favorite person?" He pulled his mirror and faced it towards himself. "Hey there. Where have you been all my life beautiful?"
"Yeah. Don't care." She kicked him in the stomach and took the mirror. Jake began to cry that he'd lost the love of his life, his reflection.
Looking at herself in the mirror, Rosalie came up with a conclusion about this entire chapter. "That was completely random…OH MY GOSH! I'M GORGEOUS!"
"Not as gorgeous as me though." Carlisle stole the mirror and ran away.
"Hey!" Rosalie chased after him.
"Don't fight!" Esme followed.
Edward and Alice shrugged and walked ran to catch the group. Grabbing the limp body of Bella on the way.
"Aww…we're leaving!" Emmett went to catch the family.
"Hey, how am I going to love myself, if I can't see myself?" Jacob stopped crying and joined the chase scene.
That left little Jasper all alone at the park without his parental units. And being just a newborn, he mauled everyone there.
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"Ok, was it just me or was that just strange?" Bella asked once she was conscious.
"Yeah, it was." Edward agreed. "Let's do something normal."
Five seconds later, they all sat down and watched Phantom of the Opera.
"Has anyone else noticed this storyline is very much like the story of my life?" Bella asked.
"Am I Raoul? Edward asked.
"Course. And Jacob is the Phantom. Because…"
"He's ugly." Edward finished.
"Bella, shut up." Jake cut in. "We only added this part to make the ending not weird."
"Sorry…He's there the phantom of the oper-" She whispered.
"That's it." Jacob became his superhero self and flew away.
"That was not a weird at all!" Alice smiled.
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Author's Note: I had a request from bella and alice to put Phantom of the Opera somewhere in here, so that's how I tried to tie it in.
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