-=Disclaimer – I'm not JKR. So I'm broke.=-
AN/ Thank you for the reviews. I hope you are sufficiently entertained. Sorry I went a couple words over my alotted 200.
Cheap Thrills
Breakfast Gone Wild
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Pheromone Enhance on, Hermione grabbed a pillow. Lights, camera, action.
The staff noticed something amiss. While trying to stir their tea or coffee, the teaspoons went limp.
Hermione pulled the bolster pillow out. Kissed it tentatively, imagined it was Professor Snape. Lips parted, she engaged the pillow.
Snape's mouth gaped dazedly.
Brushing her lips delicately, and flicking her tongue against it. Caressing it gently with her fingertips. Kissing it with ardour. She kept up the show until Draco said. "Granger, I'll stand in for the pillow any day. More tongue, I like it wet. Don't restrict yourself to my lips." Snape's fork fell. Draco said, "morning, noon, or night.
Ignoring Snape she said, "Flattery will avail you nothing. Besides Draco, you didn't even want to play." Smiling impishly.
Snape's rage was absolute.
Ernie walked to Trelawney, "Professor?" Mistletoe aloft, Ernie kissed Trelawney on the lips.
Trelawney announced extravagantly. "You, kissed me in my prophetic dream. I thought it was Severus Snape." Snape snorted tea out through his nose. The spray flew across the table.
Snape and Ernie retreated.
Hannah was going to drop her dungbomb at Flitwick's door. She had already slipped out. "Michael, you?" Michael grinned.
AN/ This was a hard chapter to write because I kept laughing. What do you think, tea and Snape boogies festooning the table?