Disclaimer: Ownage on Twilight is a nope… Or Ring Pops. Or the Backstreet Boys. OR N'Sync. Or Cheetah Girls. Or Jonas Brother. Or Demi (I'm out to get Bella) Lovato. Or Camp Rock.
Author's Note: So, how's life? Summer is ending, how sad. My best friend is going to laugh at me for writing this story all summer. She'll say I'm weird. But that was her opinion of me prior to this being written. XD Anyway, let's kick this pig!
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Emmett stared at the T.V. watching nothing, but the flashing colors that past. He gasped in amazement as they changed. It was a miracle of the world in action.
Edward strolled into the living room. "What's up, Em?" He asked, not really caring what was up with him, but he wanted to have the first line in this chapter.
"Hush, Edward." His eyes didn't leave the screen. "Watching the flashing colors. It. Is. So. Pretty." A smiled crossed Emmett's face. "Like Ring Pops…those are so pretty." He said in a tone that made him sound memorized.
"Ok…" Edward's eyes shifted around the room. "So, are you planning on being here all day?"
Emmett nodded. A stream of what looked like drool to the human eye dripped down from his mouth to his chin. Edward knew when Emmett was salivating venom that something was going to go terribly wrong.
The last time this had happened, Edward, Jacob, Sam, Mike and him had ended up at a Backstreet Boys concert each dressed as one of the boys. Edward was Howie, Jacob was Nick, Sam was Kevin, Emmett was A.J. and Mike was Brian. It was horrible. Emmett had made them all sing along to every song and learn the dance moves.
Alice, Bella, and Rosalie had found it ultra (REALLY) amusing. Jasper on the other hand was insulted that Emmett had chosen the tasty Mike over him. So in retaliation, Jasper started his own N'Sync band. Forcing Embry, Tyler, Carlisle, and Benjamin to join him in his quest to overthrow Emmett's boy band.
In the end, they joined together and created the tribute boy band called Backstreet Sync. And thus for the past twenty-seven days, Edward and the rest of those forced into joining one of the two bands, were on a Forks wide tour. Playing at every restaurant, school, and strip bar they could find. Which in total they played about three shows.
Anyway, so after they had finally returned home, now Emmett was making his 'I'm going to force everyone into a stupid tribute band' face again.
Edward cringed thinking about life on the road. It was awful.
"Emmett, what are you thinking?" Edward asked dreading the answer. They were going to end up dressed as they Cheetah Girls this time; he could feel it. "Are you going to make us be the Cheetah Girls or something?"
"No!" Emmett said waving his hand. "I already did that."
"Oh yeah." Edward had forgotten that not a week ago after the Cheetah Girls: One World (as opposed to nineteen worlds) movie came out; Emmett had cast all the Cheetah Girl parts away. Carlisle was Galleria, Rosalie was Chanel, Alice was Aqua, and Jasper was Doe.
The four-some was required to practice day and night until they were cheetalicious.
"So, what are you thinking?" Edward questioned, still scared of the answer.
Emmett smiled. "WE'RE GOING TO A…can I get a drum roll?"
Jacob appeared and morphed into a drum, and Jasper came over and beat on him. Creating a steadily growing louder beat.
"WE ARE GOING TO SEE A JONAS BROTHER CONCERT!"
Bella's screech of a scream was heard from upstairs; it wasn't one of joy though, it was one of horror. "Emmett! NO! Do you know who opens for the Jonas Brothers?" He shook his head. "DEMI-I-WANT-TO-KILL-BELLA-LOVATO!"
"Oh, Bella." Emmett laughed. "She won't see you from the stage. We in the front row."
"She's going to eat my soul." Bella said emotionless. "We're in the front row!" She perked up in a minute once she got over the fact Demi was out to get her.
"Yup." He smiled. "It'll be great!" He gave her a thumbs up. "Well, except for Demi eating your soul. That might suck."
She nodded. "Yeah, it might. How many tickets you got?"
"Enough for us, our favorite paranoid friend, and your drum of a best friend." Emmett motioned to Jake who was still a drum.
"Excellent." Bella smiled.
"Demi." Rosalie said from across the room. Bella screamed.
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Two days later they arrived at the concert four days early.
Carlisle opened a lawn chair. "Best to be early."
The next four days were kind of boring and since I'm truthfully too lazy to actually come up with anything we're just going to pretend that a black hole opened and time was sped up really fast.
Ready?
TIME WARP!
It was the day of the concert. The Cullens were trying to find their seats. When Emmett said front row, he really did mean front and center. Demi would only be a few feet away from Bella. She was panicked.
Edward promised if she tried anything he'd have Jacob turn into a match, light him and cause a mandatory fire escape for everyone.
The concert began with microphone checks. Bella bounced anxiously in her seat, looking from side to side.
Emmett squealed with joy that he was finally going to see his cuddle muffin Kevin Jonas in person.
Alice was getting ready to go to the Year 3000.
Rosalie was trying to escape.
Esme was wondering if she left the stove on.
Jacob was thinking about ponies.
Sam had had his paperclip taken by security for fear it was a weapon. He was nearly to tears as he blamed That Woman for forcing him to come here.
Edward blinked.
And Carlisle was wondering if people would confuse him with Demi, considering he looked just like her now.
At that moment the lights fell and from underneath the floor Demi Lovato arose, her back to the crowd.
"She's using her rock powers!" Bella cried. Throwing her face into Edward's lap.
"You'll be ok, Bella." Edward brushed his fingers through her hair. Bella let out a wail in reply.
Demi spun around and began her song. Sam's eyes went wide. Connected to her jeans was a shiny, silver paperclip looking item. It was his, he was sure.
"She's got my paperclip." He growled. "Must retrieve." He watched the metal hopping up and down around her leg. Sam pounced at the stage.
Demi let out a yelp when she saw him crawling his way slowly towards he. His eyes were vicious, his smile was wicked; Sam meant business.
"Ummm…sir." Demi spoke nervously. "Please, leave the stage." She looked for security.
"Give me my precious." His eyes never leaving the shiny object attached to her hip.
"What?" Demi looked both confused and frustrated.
"She's getting angry!" Bella cried. "She's going to attack Sam! No matter how much she wants to kill me! I must save him!" Bella leaped from Edward's lap.
Sam was trying to corner Demi, but she was moving to keep herself from being trapped. "Please, sir." She held up her arms. "Calm down and leave the stage."
"SAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!" Bella shouted with Jacob in the form of a guitar in her hand. "Stop you rock and roll, fiend!" Bella pointed at Demi.
"Yeah." Demi searched for her security. "Are you with him?" She motioned to Sam, who looked like a ravenous bear.
"You shall not eat his soul!" Bella strummed Jacob. "I shall use your own rocking power against you!" Bella began to play some hardcore rock.
"Precious…" Sam moaned staring at the paperclip like thing dancing on Demi's hip.
"SECURITY, PLEASE!" Demi yelled in fear that Bella would Camp Rock her socks off. Bella smirked knowing she had won.
"Yes, run!" Bella laughed, while keeping her hardcore music going. "Muh ha ha ha! I have defeated you Demi Lovato and now you shall never we rock anyone until they say hasta la vista again!" Bella let out and evil laugh.
Sam took this opportunity, while Bella was making her evil demands, to jump Demi. He landed on her and pulled the metal from her pants. Only to realize it was just a belt, not a paperclip. He cried.
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Author's Note: Just an FYI: We really have nothing against Demi Lovato. We just watched Camp Rock and this is what happened. That's it! Lol!
This chapter is for Cullens-evil angel1901! Hope you liked it! :D