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Cheap Thrills
Slytherin Surprise
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Ron waited for Malfoy to do his thing.
The entire Slytherin house table stood on their benches, getting everyone's attention.
"I LOVE YOU, HARRY POTTER!" Harry blushed crimson.
Ron circumnavigated the hall.
Hamming up the performance. Running up to the teachers' table, "This one's for you, Professor Snape. Ron burst into song. Winking at a displeased Snape.
"Filius, is this dark magic?"
"No, Minerva, they're having fun. Quite like a cheering charm."
"I think Severus would disagree."
"Severus should laugh more Minerva."
Ron bowing. Huge applause.
"Can't believe Ronald Weasley trumped you Draco."
"Shut up Pansy."
AN/ Don't know if anyone's kept track, only Harry, Michael, Gregory Goyle, and Hermione (master prankster) are left!