Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight…nope

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight…nope.

Author's Note: … Breaking Dawn Spoilers.

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Bella sat on the couch. Her very pregnant belly (eight months or so), she had had all of ten minutes, was exposed, so she could see the bruised skin. She smiled tracing each bruise with her finger.

"I need a name for you, don't I?" Bella spoke to the child and no one else. Even though, Edward, Rosalie, and Jacob were hovering over top of her. Their faces nearly touching hers, it was a uncomfortable position for some to be in, but Bella didn't care. She had a mutant baby to talk to.

"What should I name you?" She asked. "Debbie?" There was a silence, no painful ripping sound as the baby cracked her ribs. Like the child did when it was happy. Apparently the name Debbie wasn't making the child break Bella's bones. Meaning the kid didn't like the name.

"Oh, poo. I thought you would like that one." Bella tapped her chin with her finger. "Let's see. How about Karin, if you're a girl?" Nothing. "Laura." Nothing. "Darcy." Nothing. "Sarah." Nothing.

"Bella," Rosalie spoke. "Try a boy's name. Maybe it's a boy."

"Good idea." Bella smiled. "How about…umm…George?" Nothing. "Kevin?" Nothing.

"Edward?" This name received a small kick in the side. It wasn't side splittingly painful, meaning Edward and something else would be the perfect boy's name.

Bella cocked her head. "Taylor?" Nothing. She looked around the room. "I know! I'll name the little mutan- I mean- baby after my two favorite people. One of which I married and I am having a crazy mutant child that's trying to kill me with. And the other, I broke his heart and was completely cruel to, but he never gave up on being my best friend."

Edward and Jacob looked at each other and shrugged. They didn't know who she was referring to. Which made Edward antsy, for that meant Bella was married. And for Jacob he was a little insulted she has another best friend she was incredibly brutal to. Who did she think she was?

"Edward Jacob." She grinned at the name. "EJ." There was a searing pain in her side. "Yay!"

"Umm…Bella, dear." Edward cut in on her naming session. "It kind of sounds like you couldn't pick a name, so you just used both."

"No, Edward." Jacob stopped him. "Don't make fun of the name until we've heard the middle name." Edward nodded. "Bella, what's his middle name?"

"Well, I decided to go with the names of all of my favorite male vampires and werewolves. His middle name is Carlisle-Emmett-Sam-Embry-Jasper-Marcus-Quil-Collin-Brady-Jared-Paul. It's got hyphens in it, so it's only one word."

"Ok, this kid's name is going to be Edward Jacob Carlisle-Emmett-Sam-Embry-Jasper-Marcus-Quil-Collin-Brady-Jared-Paul Swan-Cullen." Jacob rubbed his chin. "Rolls right off the tongue."

Edward smiled. "You're right! So, what's the name for a girl?"

Bella pondered. "Well, since we're going with ridiculously long, complicated and strange names…I was thinking about doing a tribute name. Like you know how celebrities get their names mixed to make it one couple name?"

Jacob nodded. He knew all the popular couple mixed names. Bradgelina, Bedward, Jassie (A/N: Ok, Nessie isn't born yet in this story, but that one makes me laugh), all the big ones.

"You want to mix names together?" Edward raised an eyebrow. "Ok, let's do it."

"We need to random people to mix their names together…" Bella looked off into the distance, thinking. "How about Alice and…the Third Wife?"

"Third Alice?" Jacob answered.

"No," Bella shook her head. "That's not weird enough."

"Oh," Edward chimed in. "Phil mixed with Mike. Pike."

Bella bit her lip and shook her head again. "How about Jane and Rosalie…Jasalie. No. That won't do." She pondered again. "Angela and Bre…Angre. Billy and J. Jenks…J. Billy."

"Jasper and Emmett," Jacob spoke up. "Jasmmett."

"Kim and Emily," Edward joined. "Kimily."

"Quil and Claire." Jacob said next. The two guys were having too much fun with this. "Quire."

"How about Carlisle and Mr. Banner? Mr. Carler." Edward said.

Bella was getting annoyed with their names that weren't strange enough for her. "Enough! I figured it out." Both guys went silent. "Renee and Esme…Renesmee."

"Bells," Jacob stopped her before she could continue. "That's PERFECT! It's so different and unique; no one will ever be able to pronounce it! Plus, it sounds like it's a couple name for your mom and Ed's mom!"

"I'm just happy you didn't in any way honor my actual mother in that name!" Edward gave her a thumbs up.

"Want to hear the middle name?" They both nodded. "Charlie and Carlisle makes Carlie!"

"Yay for forgetting to add in my actual dad!" Edward cheered.

"Renesmee Carlie!" Jacob cheered. "That's the perfect name for a mutant baby!"

Bella smiled. "I know it's great, right?"

Jacob looked at Bella's stomach. "You better be a girl! Since I really rather not imprint on a boy." Edward and Bella glared at him. "I mean-I wouldn't want to throw you out a window. And two I like the girl's name better."

The happy, sort of, family all looked at Bella's stomach.

Bella stopped the moment. "Umm…even though I just got pregnant yesterday. I think I'm in labor." She laughed, while she threw up blood. "Yup, labor!" They all smiled...then Jacob remembered he hated the baby. He scowled.

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Author's Note: My sister absolutely dislikes Renesmee. I'm ok with her for one reason and one reason only. She's in love with Jacob. I would have been happy with anyone loving him; he just needed someone. So, I'm glad she's there for that….

Her name…it's interesting to say the least. It's kind of grown on me.