Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight (NOOOO!). Or Danny Phantom. Or Harry Potter.

Author's Note: Just something quick, since I don't have any homework or anything tonight. Though I have like five quizzes on Friday…ugh.

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Bella sat at her kitchen table. "Edward?"

"Yes, love of my very existence." He smiled, while placing his hands on her shoulders giving her a massage.

"I just realized…" She paused. "I like pancakes."

"Of course you do. That's why Emmett made them for you." He replied.

"No. I REALLY like pancakes. Blueberry pancakes." She giggled. "I LOVE blueberry pancakes!" She bounced.

"Would you like me to make you some pancakes?" He asked already preparing to cook the meal for her.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! But with lots of peanut butter!"

"I thought you liked blueberries." He complained because he had already put blueberries in.

"No." She crossed her arms. "I said raspberry. Hmph." She turned her head.

"Wait! Raspberry? What happened to blueberry and peanut butter?" He was getting irritated because he had already added peanut butter. Why must I love her so much?

"Edward, you just can't hear." Emmett agreed with Bella as he climbed in the window. "She completely said muskrat." Bella nodded.

"Ugh." The raspberries were already in as well. Now he needed a muskrat. Luckily, a wild, rabid muskrat was running right next to the window. He hopped out and retrieved it.

"Seriously, Edward." Jasper phased through the wall. "You need to listen better. You're such a bad boyfriend. Every guy knows what their girlfriend's favorite kind of pancake is."

Edward was both gapping at the fact that Jasper just phased through the wall and the fact that Alice liked pancakes. She renounced her love for cakes after she was mauled by a cake decorator for trying to do things her way.

"How did you phas-" Edward was cut off.

"Oh that." Jasper shrugged. "I'm best friends with Danny Phantom…I guess it's a side effect. Like how you can use magic because you're best friends with Harry Potter."

"And what's Alice's favorite pancake anyway?" Edward continued making the pancakes.

"Pineapple. I make them for her and we stare at them together it's so romantic."

"Are you done, Edward?" Bella asked.

"Yes." He put down the pancakes.

"Yay! Blueberry waffles! My favorite!" She took a bite. "Mmm...rabies!"

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Author's Note: Oh my gosh, I pretty sure my literature teacher is Alice in disguise, she's looks like her and acts like her…lol!