Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own Twilight…wait, let me check

Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own Twilight…wait, let me check. I might now…Nope… or Teletubbies. Or Anything Disney related.

Author's Note: Sorry this is kind of late-ish…I'm not entirely sure I have a time frame for this story anymore. So…yeah…I took the SATs yesterday…oh the joy of possible future college education! Anyway, I'm going to try and be speedy with this one, because I have a AP lit paper to write…I've postponing writing it for this. My teacher wouldn't be so happy… Tee Hee…

Now back to the epic conclusion of the five-year-olds!

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Bella pressed her short legs together, doubling over herself, bouncing. "Emmy," She whimpered. "Mes gots to pees." Biting her lip, she let out a frustrated whine.

"Ummm…right." Emmett, holding a sugar crazed Jacob and a pouting Edward, turned frantically, trying to find someone to take his little girl- Yes, Emmett adopting them all. And he was proud parent of three (ok, not three…), two-ish honor kindergarteners (Jacob couldn't seem to figure out what the different between a square and circle was…)- to the bathroom.

"EMMY! The pee is a comin'!" Bella shouted. "I needed my potty!"

Jacob giggled. "Bellwa's gunna wet her pants! Like a baby!" He laughed, jumping around wildly in Emmett's arms.

"I'm NOT a baby!" Bella yelled, turning her back to Jacob. "I don't like you, Jakey. You mean!"

Jacob's tiny, little, five-year-old heart broke, right there. "Oh," he his eyes filled with tears. "Bellwa hates mes!" He began to throw a tantrum; throwing his arms around, whacking Edward in the head.

"Ow, ow, ow…" Edward said calmly each and every time Jake struck his head.

"Ugh!" Emmett threw both of the boys into the air. They tumbled to the ground. "I give up! Bella, just go in your pants!" Bella looked horrified, but obliged. A large, wet spot appeared on her dress.

Emmett turned to Jacob, who was lying on Edward. "Jacob, no more sugar!" Jacob began to cry.

Emmett's eyes moved towards Edward. "And Edward, stop pouting! I'm not buying you a pony! You had one already!"

"No, I didn't!" Edward stood, crossing his arms. "Carwhistle had one!"

"I. Don't. Care." Emmett shouted, lifting them all into his arms. "We are going home and we're fixing this! NOW!"

Taking the kids with him, Emmett rushed home to find Alice re-decorating the home.

"Hi, Alice." Emmett was looking quite panicked and annoyed.

Jacob shook from the overdose of sugar he had had earlier.

Edward scowled. He was still pony-less.

Bella was just happy she didn't have to pee anymore.

"Hi, Emm- Oh my god!" Alice looked wide-eyed at the younger versions of the three main characters in the Twilight Saga. It wasn't their age that surprised her; it was something else. Something terrible. "Bella soiled her outfit! This is a shopping emergency!" Alice snatched Bella and ran out the door.

Now, Bella-less, Edward felt the loss. "NOOOO! Bella! Come back to me! We can play in the sandbox together!"

Jacob turned to the emotional Edward, "Woo are pathetic. We are boys. We don't like girls…eww…"

Emmett sighed. "To Carlisle! He'll know what to do!"

"NO! Not that pony stealing Carwhistle!" Edward screeched. He tried to break free of Edward, but failed. "Please, Emmy. I can't let him stealing my new puppy too!"

"Puppy?" Emmett raised an eyebrow.

Edward patted Jacob on the head. "Yup, yup. My puppy, Jakers."

"Woof. Woof." Jacob licked Edward's hand.

"Ok, this is really weird. To Carlisle faster!" Emmett sprinted up the stairs to find Carlisle in his office.

Emmett busted through the door, knocking it on top of Esme.

"Carlisle," Emmett tossed the kids at him. "Fix them." He demanded. Edward stood. While Jacob got on all fours, because he's a puppy.

"What's wrong with them?" Carlisle gazed at the two kindergartens on the floor. "Emmett, were you hunting at the pre-school again. You know it's not fair to hunt there. They don't put up a good enough fight." He sounded disappointed.

"No…" His expression became embarrassed. "Yes. But that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the fact that I made Edward, Bella and Jake five-year-olds with my Babyanator."

"Was it awesome?" Carlisle asked. Because if the whole thing was awesome then it really didn't matter that Edward was now forever frozen at age five. And soon, the Volturi would arrive at their door to kill them all for harboring an immortal child.

Then Sam would nuke Forks to rid the world of all of his enemies, taking out all of Washington in the process.

Next Jared would become a sexy swimsuit model.

After, Conner, Phil, Rachel and Rebecca will all actually do something productive in this series. Or at least make a speaking appearance.

And finally, the entire world will implode due to an influx of Teletubbies.

Carlisle gasped, how cruel would that be. Teletubbies ruling the world, Carlisle shuddered.

Emmett nodded uncontrollably. "It. Was. So. CRAZY. Awesome! I might just do it again sometime. But for right now, I need them older."

Carlisle leaned over the children. "Why? They're so cute." He pinched Edward's little, cutie cheek. Edward swatted at his hand, but he wasn't strong enough to push him off.

"Aww…you're such a cutie, Eddie-bear." Carlisle used his baby voice. Edward scowled. "Yes, you are." Carlisle smiled.

"I. Want. My. Pony. Car. Whistle." Edward broke free of Carlisle's pinching fingers, running over to Jacob break dancing on the floor. "Don't take my puppy!" He stood protectively above Jake.

"Aww…you got a puppy?" Carlisle said in his baby voice. "He's so cute." Carlisle reached out to pet Edward's little puppy dog."

"NOOOO! My puppy! You take my pony! Now, my wittle doggy! I will stop you, Carwhistle." Edward pointed, and then lunged at Carlisle.

Carlisle put out his right hand, stopping Edward in his tracks by holding him back with his palm on Edward's forehead. Edward punched and kicked into the air, but hit nothing. Nothing at all.

"Ummm…yeah, so are you going to help me?" Emmett asked, watching Edward swing without making any contact. Jacob went back to break dancing in the corner. He was getting down with his bad self.

"Oh, fine." Carlisle looked as if he wanted to pout and fight against turning them back into their older sexier selves. Because with them now as children and cute and cuddly, not sexy. This meant Carlisle had less competition for the sexiest being alive. That was the true reason behind not wanting to change them back. Though he'd never admit it.

Emmett smiled. He wouldn't have to housetrain Jacob again. Him and Jasper had offered to train him one time a few months ago; it was a quite interesting experience. They offered because every time he came over, Bella made him so nervous and giddy he would wet the carpet.

"Let me go get the Unbabyanator." Carlisle pointed towards the closet.

"We have a 'Unbabyanator'?" Emmett looked shocked. And here he was thinking he was the only evil genius in all of Forks.

"Well of course. What do you think I do in my office all the time? Surely you don't think I'm working on my job stuff. I've been creating the Unbabyanator just incase someone created a Babyanator."

"What a specific coincidence!" Emmett jumped over and lifted the break dancing Jacob. Carlisle grabbed Edward, who screeched like a little girl.

Fortunately, Alice walked back through the door right then with Bella. Bella now wore a pink, frilly puffball dress. She looked as if the Disney store had exploded on her and then Mickey Mouse danced around her singing that strange song at the end of Mickey's Club House.

"Yay, Alice!" Emmett ran over and grabbed Bella. "My baby!"

"NOOOO! Bella is my baby doll! And I love her more than you!" Alice cried, trying to grab her baby back.

"No," Edward fought out of Carlisle's arms. "My Bella!" He knocked Bella and Jacob from Emmett's arms. The two toppled to the floor, causing them to cry.

"NO!" Carlisle yelled, reaching out for the Unbabyanator. He hit the button, but as he did Edward threw Alice at the invention. BOOM!

The entire room blew up in a fiery mess of fire.

Smoke clearing, toddlers crying and finally, Edward, now seventeen (ish) again, stood up.

"Ok…" He looked around the room, seeing that Jacob and Bella were now older again. But then he noticed Carlisle, Alice and Emmett; they were child.

At that moment the Volturi walked in. Edward panicked.

"Immortal children!" They shouted, launching at the kids.

Edward thought on his feet and came up with a plan. "OH MY CARLISLE! The Teletubbies!" Edward pointed off into the distance.

The Volturi turned together. "Even worse! Horrible children's TV! Destory!"

They ran off to destroy the Teletubbies and the sun shined. It was a good day.

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That was until Tuesday, when Edward, Bella and Jake turned Carlisle, Emmett and Alice back into their older selves. Yeah, the sun didn't shine that day…

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Author's Note: Ok, the note at the beginning of this is about a week old now…so, it's kind of useless now…Again I'm sorry for taking so long. We've been brewing up ideas over the past week or so.