For Kalli.
I own only my made-up characters and nothing more.
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"Dean! Watch out!" Sam cried, shooting the ghost with his rock salt gun and it disappearing.
One thing was for certain—their wives would kill them if they knew where they were. Sam had been incredibly surprised when he'd gotten the call from Dean, and yet not surprised at the same time since he knew that Dean had been bored out of his mind lately. Still, Sam had hoped that Dean would step up and do something other than get himself killed maybe by a demon or a ghost. Dean had three kids to think about—why wasn't he out getting a real job? Still…hunting again was making Sam feel alive too…hunting on the side couldn't hurt could it?
"This is one lively son of a bitch!" Dean exclaimed happily. "Thanks for having my back, Sammy."
"Of course, Dean—you really think I want to face your wife if I have to drag your body home to salt and burn it? I'd rather have my fingernails ripped out slowly." Sam admitted. "Your wife is scary when she's pissed."
Dean nodded. "Tell me about it—that's why we have to keep this between us."
"Duh, Dean! Kalli's scary when she gets pissed too!" Sam told him.
Dean let out a hearty laugh and then motioned for Sam to follow him back to the Impala. It was pretty obvious to him that there was something more to this ghost and it didn't surprise him—it was never as simple as salting and burning some bones. Sam started to flip through the research while he sat in the passenger seat, and Dean drove them to a motel to check in. Sam and Dean had told Kalli and Kyla that there were going on a trip to play some golf with some of Sam's old friends and at first their wives believed them…but only at first. Kyla and Kalli certainly weren't completely brain dead.
"Where did Sam and Dean say they were going?" Kyla asked Kalli.
Kalli looked up from trying to convince Noah that peas were yummy. "Up to the golf course 6 hours away."
Kyla sighed. "Those monkey losers!"
Charlie laughed. "Mom only says that when she wants to say something a whole lot worse but we're within earshot."
"What's up, Ky?" Kalli asked.
Kyla picked up the newspaper and dropped it in front of Kalli before sitting down in between Hunter and Charlie and looking over at Hunter's newest drawing. The kid was getting a lot better thanks to Charlie's critique, and though he was going to show the picture to his mother, the angry look on Kalli's face made him stand up and motion to the living room. Hunter was aware of when his mother needed her space, and so he got Noah's and Trevor's attention, Charlie rolling her eyes but knowing she should vacate too if their mothers were in a bad mood, Rose simply sucking her thumb and observing.
"We should go." Hunter said out loud.
"Take your peas with you, Young Man!" Kyla warned, Trevor sighing and taking his plate with him.
Charlie took Rose by the hand and they all left the kitchen, Kalli looking up at Kyla and shaking her head. They couldn't be hunting! The one thing that the four of them had agreed on together was that there was going to be absolutely no hunting of any kind! They were fathers for crying out loud! What were Kalli and Kyla supposed to do without them if they died? What about the kids? Kalli and Kyla understood the importance of hunting, but there were other hunters out there that didn't have anywhere near as much to lose! What were they thinking?!
"They went just one hour farther—just enough to say they hit some traffic, or say they want to stay a little longer to get maximum tee time." Kyla said with a nod.
Kalli growled a little. "Sam Winchester is so dead when he gets home."
Kyla nodded. "So is Dean. In fact…I'm going to call that no good husband of mine right now."
Kalli sighed. "I think I need to call mine too…first I'm going to check that those peas got eaten."
"Check under the couch cushions." Kyla told Kalli as she headed out into the living room and turned to raise an eyebrow and Kyla shrugged. "Trevor sometimes tries to hide them in there to pretend he ate them."
Once inside the motel, Dean tossed his cell phone onto the bed he'd claimed and watched as Sam pulled out his laptop and started to research some more. Dean had missed the feeling of a hunt, and he was rather enjoying the rush. He couldn't wait to kill the ghost and get home to ravish his wife. Just as he chuckled to himself about that thought, his phone rang and by the ringtone he knew it was Kyla. So he picked it up, gave Sam the signal, and then answered it.
"Hey, Baby." Dean told her playfully. "How's my favorite girl?"
"Horny." Kyla told him with a shrug. "What are you wearing?"
"Horny? That's the first time in four nights and you have to be horny now?! I'm not wearing anything." He said with a smile as Sam rolled his eyes. "You?"
Kyla shrugged again. "You know it's not my fault you're not here to ravish me BECAUSE YOU'RE OUT ON A HUNT!"
"You dirty, tease!" Dean exclaimed. "How dare you tease me with horniness when you're really just trying to yell at me for hunting!"
Sam sighed—Kalli and Kyla knew. That meant that it was only a matter of time before Kalli called to yell at him too. He knew that he deserved it, but at the same time he felt like he was doing the right thing in killing this ghost. He was saving some innocent people from a violent and painful death, and it was good that he was doing so. Still, he gulped when his cell went off and Kalli was on the other line.
"Hey, Sweetheart." Sam told her cheerfully.
"Sam Winchester, if you are not home within the next 10 hours, I am never having sex with you again." Kalli said immediately, not nearly as subtle as Kyla had been.
Sam nodded and swallowed. "Dean and I are finishing up and coming straight home."