Okayyy, welcome to the third chapter of Music: Medicine of the Mind. xD

This chapter was inspired by a video I saw on YouTube. It is called Sobriety Fail. It is super hilarious. I could see this happening to Hayner.. o________O

Song: Blame It (On the Alcohol) – Jamie Foxx

I'm obviously gonna change the lyrics up a bit to fit the "Hayner & Seifer" thing. Just picture Seifer singing this song (:

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Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on petron, got you in the zone,
Blame it on the al-al-al-al-alcohol, blame it on the al-al-al-al-alcohol

Hayner swore to his mother that he would never get drunk. Hayner's life was pretty shitty, so he decided to drown his misery in vodka and High-Strength Petron at the local teen's club. They served alcohol there, and being an odd town . . . it was legal for children over 14 to drink. Hayner already had one glass down and looked over at his friend. "Hey, Hayner . . . do you even know if you can handle that stuff?" Roxas shouted over the loud music.

"You know it," Hayner shouted back. Of course, at the time he obviously didn't know it.

he said he usually don't
But I know that he front
Cause shawty know what he wants
Cause he don't want to seem like he easy
I hear you saying what you won't do?
But you know we probably gon' do
What you been fining deep inside

"Chicken-wuss, what the hell are you doing?" Seifer asked, as he saw Hayner flailing his arms around like a drowning child.

"I'm dan-seeeng, Vat the hell does it look— hey, and you're cute!" Hayner noted. Seifer giggled at Hayner, he sounded German. He tried to hide the fact that he was blushing. "I dunn see vhat the big deal is, I feel grape!" He held up a fresh shot of vodka at Seifer. "Here, drink this, you'll feel good too. Hey, Vhere are you going? Get your ahh back here Seifer!"

Seifer took the drink from Hayner and chugged it down. "I'm right here, Wuss."

"I love you," Hayner whispered, leaning up against Seifer. "You're so sexy." Hayner attached his lips to Seifer's, and Seifer almost melted.

'It's just the alcohol' he thought.

Boy, what you drinking
Gon let it sink in
Here for the weekend thinking
We can see what we can be
When we press fast forward
Just one more round your down I'm for it
Fill another cup up
Filling on your butt what?
You don't even care now
I was unaware how
Fine you was before my buzz set in(my buzz set in)

Hayner and Seifer were all over the place, but mainly Seifer had Hayner pinned to the back wall. Would they even be doing this if they weren't drunk? Hayner hated Seifer, and Seifer hated Hayner back.

Roxas spotted them and gasped. ". . . Come home vith me," Hayner whispered. "I vant you so bad, that's my only vish."

Seifer couldn't deny that he wanted Hayner.

Blame it on the goose got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a alcohol (blame it on the a a a alcohol)
Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the al a a a alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)
Ohh see
he spilled some drank on me
And now I'm knowing he tipsy
he put his body on me
And he keep staring me right in my eye
No telling what I'm gon do
Baby I would rather show you
What you been missing in your li li li life
When I get in in si si side

Hayner and Seifer walked to his house, hand in hand. Hayner had spilled almost half of a shot of whiskey on Seifer. When they got to Hayner's house, they stumbled upstairs; battling tongues and giving out simple moans.

When they got upstairs, Hayner pulled all of their clothes off.

-NO SMUT FOR YOUH TWO-DAY, BIC BOII.-

Boy, what you drinking
Gon let it sink in
Here for the weekend thinking
We can see what we can be
When we press fast forward
Just one more round if you down I'm for it
Fill another cup up
Filling on your butt what?
You don't even care now
I was unaware how
Fine you was before my buzz set in(my buzz set in)

Hayner and Seifer were tangled up in a ball. Seifer had never been so pleasured in his life. They had lost their virginities together. Seifer looked at Hayner, smiling. "We should put our clothes on so your mom doesn't come upstairs and see us naked. Maybe we should sleep on opposite sides of the bed too."

Hayner agreed, trying his best to pull his clothes on. The second his head hit the mattress, he was asleep.

Blame it on the goose got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)
Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the al al al al alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)
boy I know you feel good
Just like you look
Couple more shots you open up like a book
I ain't tripping (cus I'm a read ya)
Shawty I ain't tripping (I just want to please ya)
I'm a take a shot of the nuvo
Shawty then you know
It's going down then we can go kick it like judo
You know what I mean
Shawty got drunk thought it was all was a dream
So I made him say ah, ahh ahh
Now she got her hands on my leg
And my seats all wet all in my ride (all wet in my ride)
All over my ride (all over my ride)
he look my dead in the eye eye eye
Then my pants got bigger
Then he knew what the bigger?
Had her looking her boyfriend like ahh, that nigga'

Hayner grumbled, as he felt the headache. Why did he drink so much last night? He tried to roll over, but there was something obstructing his path. "AHH! SEIFER, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?!"

Seifer remembered everything that happened that night, he just shook his head. Hayner's mom came in a few seconds later. "FLYING NINJA TURTLES OF DEATH— oh, honey!"

Hayner groaned. What the hell was going on.

Blame it on the goose got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron got you in the zone
Blame it on the al a a a alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)
Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a a a a alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)
To tha ballas poping bottles
With their henny in their cups
Screaming money ain't thang
If it ain't, throw it up in the sky
And hold your dranks up high
And to my independent ballas
Who can by their own bottles
If you looking like a model
When them broke fellas holla
Tell them bye
And throw you drinks up high

"I should not have got drunk last night, at all."

"You did what?! Hayner, I'm ashamed. Did you two have fun?"

"Mom!" Hayner paused. "I don't remember." He looked back at Seifer. "What did happen between us last night?" Seifer shrugged like he didn't know. "Well then," Hayner giggled. "Why do I have a taste for German Chocolate?"

"I didn't know you had such a German accent, Hayner."

"I'm from Germany, but I lost my accent years ago."

"Can you say something to me in German?"

"Ich möchte dich Sie wissen, dass ich dich liebe mit ganzem Herzen und Seele." (1)

You can blame it on the goose got you feeling loose
Blame it on the 'tron got you in the zone
Blame it on the a a a a alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)
Blame it on the vodka
Blame it on the henney
Blame it on the blue top got you feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a a a a alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)

Seifer would look that up if he knew how to spell any of those words.

Trust me, he found out later.

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He looked over at his tiny boyfriend and smiled. "Lamer, do you want to know what really happened that night?" Hayner's eyes went wide. He nodded slowly. "Okay, basically you downed like 3 shots of vodka and started dancing like a chicken. Then I tried to stop you and you gave me a drink. I'm a lightweight, so I was buzzed, but still alert. We made out at the back of the club, and you tasted really good. But the funny part was, YOU MOANED IN GERMAN! And we went to your house, and lost our virginities together, and I told you we should put our clothes on so your mom didn't find us naked. I even convinced you to sleep on the opposite end of the bed. It was great sex. Do you not remember pain in your ass at all?"

"Yeah, I do. How come you never told me?"

"I was scared."

"I'M SEXUALLY ACTIVE!" Hayner yelled, dancing around.

And from somewhere downstairs, his uncle Marluxia shouted, "I KNEW THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED! GIVE ME MY MONEY." And he happy-danced too.

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So kids, do you like it? (:

I loved this chapter. I stayed up until 3:57 writing it. Yay!

(1.) I would like you to know that I love you with all my heart and soul