Chapter 4
I ran up to the old building. And looked inside the building through a small window, and all I saw was old pieces of history. "Wuya how are we supposed to get in?" I asked looking at the sign on the front door. She read what was on the paper and spoke the words on the sign. "Open Saturdays in May throughout September." She was obviously annoyed, but she tried to hide it to no avail. "You mad wu-yea?" I asked trying to piss her off. I saw her eye twitch in a mixture of anger and annoyance causing me to chuckle in laughter. Until she snapped at me "you think this is funny?" I gave her a smart-alecky remark "yes." Causing me to laugh a bit harder, but not as hard as I wanted to. "Fine since you think this is so funny you can break in their by yourself! Because at first, I was going to help you, but jokesters need to be punished." She said like an explosion of TNT making my ears ring. However me being the charmer that I am cuffed both her ears with my hands and said "keep the steam in your head you look like a steam train." This was followed by a slap across the face that sent me flying across the street. But I quickly got up and walked over to her and said "rough, me gusta." she tried to slap me again but I ducked in a flash of lightning, then coming up and saying "your losing your touch baby." this obviously pissed her off and muttered something under her breath that was barely audible and sounded something like "is he really our salvation?" but I pretended to not hear and asked, "so you said something about breaking in." she answered with a annoyed scratch at her back, "yes there is a ladder out back, scale it then break the ceiling to fall through the wu will be glowing." "you were serious!?" I asked as I scratched my back that still was aching, but with a stronger feeling as I got closer to the museum. "problema?" she said perfectly mimicking the troll face. I couldn't help but chuckle at that little remark. "okay and what does this shen gong wu look like?" I asked she relied with "you apparently don't have very good hearing, because I said the thing will be glowing do you really need a description? Now shoo and get that wu." And made a little motion with her hand that said, go away. So I started around the museum mimicking wuya "do you really nead a description? Nanananana." Then I rounded the corner of the museum I spotted the ladder and climbed it and began scaling the roof. As I got to the top I noticed some loose boards and quickly pulled them out revealing the artifacts below. It was a good 15 foot drop, but then suddenly a shadow the shape of a woman came up behind me and pushed me down the hole so I fell down to the museum floor and landed with a thud then darkness. I awoke with a headache and the feeling in my back bothering me like crazy so I kept scratching it but to no avail it just was their mocking me saying "na na na na na na, you cant stop me." I cursed it and got up, but I was scared out of my mind when I heard a voice that said "I told you to stop being cautious." Then silence, nothing was moving, up until I heard her again "get moving." I cursed her again and went over the artifacts but something caught my eye a flashing light coming from the center. So I went to it and in the glass was a coin. But this was no ordinary coin it was the…the…the. I pondered the name but I heard Wuya's voice "Mantis flip coin!" "Oh yeah, thanks babe." I said with a smirk, but then she appeared behind me with smack across the face. She sent me barreling into the glass breaking it into a bunch of pieces. I must've adapted to her slaps because I didn't feel any after-affect like dizziness or my face is dead either one, I pondered this for a moment along with the fact that the glass didn't cut me, and the fall from the ceiling didn't kill me. Then I snapped out of it "get the wu." I grabbed the coin that was covered in broken glass completely expecting to get cut by the sharp glass, but amazingly my hand got the coin out quickly. I asked Wuya wherever she was "what now?" she must've heard me because she replied "use the wu." I asked "what how?" she again repied but ina annoying tone said "toss it in the air, call its name, catch it, then jump." I did as she said and did exactly as she said, I tossed it in the air and called, "mantis flip coin!" I caught it then jumped.