Thanks for those who looked over my stuff and were good enough to give me great feedback. I'll be sure to work on my characterizations of the people. Hopefully, this is good.

Also I'm treading into dangerous waters, but THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUN, right!?

It's called Parody and/or satire. Hope you guys like it.

READ ON!

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BLU's Engineer whistled happily as he walked around the base. He blinked, however, when he saw BLU's Scout turning… well… blue.

"What's up, Kid? Why're ya holdin' yer breath?" Engineer asked.

"Can't… breathe… the same… air… as you…" Scout replied, his face turning even bluer.

"What's this all about?"

"Don't you know…? If you… breathe the same… air as someone… else… you're… in love…"

Engineer stared. Scout turned bluer. Engineer scratched his helmet in confusion. Scout tried not to pass out.

"I don't get it. How come you're in love if you breathe the same air?"

Scout pointed downwards, and Engineer took a second to look at where he was pointing. Indeed, there Medic and Heavy were. They were breathing the same air, and indeed, they were staring passionately into each others' eyes. After all, they DID always hang out together, healing and tanking. So they were breathing each others' air…?

"But that don't mean a thing!" Engineer said, "They could just be…" Scout interrupted him by pointing down the way, in the shadows of the fort's sniper deck. There they were: Sniper and Spy. The two had always been at each others' throats from day one. Now they were at each others' necks. Because they were always around each other, sniping and spying, they breathed the same air and now they were in love?

"Geddit… now?" Scout asked.

Engineer lifted his goggles, and then let them fall back into place, "See ya 'round, Kid, and by 'round' I mean 'when I find a way to carry an oxygen tank wherever I go'."

Scout nodded, and Engineer jogged off. Then Scout could finally take a breath of air; he did so, and then proceeded to pass out.

Meanwhile, BLU's Soldier was walking along, passing by Engineer and his dispenser. Engineer was stuffing his face into the oxygen tank at the dispenser's side and inhaling the oxygen for all it was worth. Soldier scratched his helmet in bewilderment and walked so he passed by BLU's Demoman.

The two bumped shoulders, and ended up breathing the same air.

Soldier turned around and stared at Demoman, who turned to him. They shrugged and continued on their way.

But DAMN, that Demoman had a nice ass.

BLU's Pyro, who was breathing through his/her gas mask, stared at the two as they parted ways with tiny tinges of blush on their cheeks. Pyro went to the wall, etched another notch in it with his/her fire ax, and walked out to check for spies.

There were three notches on the wall…

END!?

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