Case 2: The Case of the Frozen CDs
(We see Goombario come in wearing a red nose. Ella looks at him from her jury seat and cracks up laughing)
Goombario: I was sent to the circus!
Ella: That's the place you should have stayed, you creep!
(Goombario ignores her and stands next to birby6's chair. Birby6 comes in with a bag of fries)
Birby6: Ugh, worst fast food joint EVER!
(Goombario notices birby6)
Goombario: ALL RISE FOR THE FAVORABLE JUDGE GOOMBA!
(In response, Ella throws a pie at Goombario's face, laughing at the sight. Birby6 ignores that and gets in his chair)
Birby6: Bring in the test monkeys!
(A Boomboxer and Ice Cherbil come in and go to their respective spots. A Choppa comes in behind them)
Birby6: Shoot, WHO CAUGHT THE SUPER PAPER MARIO DISEASE?!
Goombario: They have a disease named that? Come on, the game was bad gameplay wise, but the storyline was…
Ella: THE CLOWN HAS IT!
(Ella picks up Goombario and throws him in Smithy's smelter…somehow)
Birby6: Good, now that that is out of the way, what's the problem?
Blueytroopa (jury): The Boomboxer accused the Ice Cherbil for freezing his CDs which ended up giving him brain freeze. The Ice Cherbil said it was an accident, for he says he sneezed on them.
Birby6: IMPOSSIBLE! Cherbils can't sneeze, for they have no mouths!
Blueytroopa: Ummmmm, actually…
(Blueytroopa goes up to Birby and whispers something in his ear. This cause Birby to spit out Kool-Aid on Ella)
Ella: Must…contain…anger…
Birby6: I will never think of Cherbils that way again…
(While they talked about that, Goombario gets out of Smithy's smelter with many third degree burns all over his body…)
Goombario: Boom…present…case…
(…then collapses on the floor.)
Ella: Don't worry, I'm a professional!
(She goes up to Goombario and starts smacking his unconscious body with a dead fish)
Boomboxer: Ummmmmm, can I present my case now?
Birby6: Didn't you hear the unconscious bailiff? OF COURSE!
Boomboxer: Fine then! Here's my lawyer!
(Gourmet Guy comes in wearing a tuxedo)
Birby6: What the heck? What are you doing here Gourmet Guy?
Gourmet Guy: The author paid me a Shroom Cake and Nutty Cake to appear in this case.
DUN DUN DUN!
Birby6: We are not done here!
Yes we are.
Birby6: No we are not!
Blueytroopa: Dude, are you fighting with the narrator?
Birby6: Well it started it!
No I didn't.
Birby6: Yes you did!
No I didn't.
Birby6: Yes you did!
(A random Dry Bones in the jury explodes for no reason)
Gourmet Guy: Okay then, let's begin!
Boomboxer: With pleasure. You see that Ice Cherbil over there? He sneezed all over my CDs and ended up giving me major brain freeze!
Ice Cherbil: Boom, seriously, it wasn't that bad!
Boom (Boomboxer): Oh yeah Cherb? I was in the hospital for weeks since the frozen CDs ended up almost causing major brain damage!
Cherb (Ice Cherbil): Okay, now you are just overreacting!
(Birby6 bangs a granite rock on his bench to bring order to the court)
Blueytroopa: What hammer to your mallet?
Birby6: It's at the cleaners. Okay, Ice Cherbil, present your case.
Cherb: Fine, I will!
(Cherb's lawyer comes in and it's…Phoenix Wright!)
Birby6: What the crap is a non-Mario character doing here?
(Phoenix Wright peels away to reveal…the Eyeless Goomba!)
Ella: IT'S AN IMPOSTER!
(Ella goes over and beats up the Eyeless Goomba, then many Capcom fans come in and beat up Ella, then the entire courthouse beats up the Capcom fans, and soon everyone started to beat each other up)
THE END
Ella: Hey, this story is not over until the decision is made!
Okay then, we'll start over.
Case 2: The Case of the Frozen CDs and why we can save car insurance by switching to Geico
Birby6: What's up with the title?
Ella: Ads took over the world in the few seconds the entire case ended temporarily.
Birby6: Oh, then that's fine then! Now Cherb, will you present your case?
Cherb: About time! I, in no way, sneezed on Boom and froze his CDs! I was listening to boy bands on Boom's stereo the…
Gourmet Guy: OBJECTION!
Birby6: What is it Gourmet Guy?
Gourmet Guy: I demand those CDs to be burned to a crisp! Boy bands are evil!
Birby6: You make a good point there, but since the current boy bands of today forced me to not mention that, your statement is ignored.
Cherb: Well, AS I WAS SAYING, I was listening to CDs on Boom's stereo and was on the other side of the room!
Gourmet Guy: OBJECTION!
Birby6: Ugh, what now?
Gourmet Guy: Nothing. I just wanted to say that!
(A random Koopa in the jury explodes for no reason)
Birby6: Okay, time for witness testimonies! Boom, who is you witness?
Gourmet Guy: Oh, I got a good one. I summon…
(Gourmet Guy pulls out…)
Gourmet Guy: THIS CUPCAKE TO THE STAND!
DUN DUN DUN!
Birby6: How many times do I have to say WE ARE NOT DONE!
(Gourmet Guy puts the cupcake on the stand)
Boom: Dude, you are wrecking my case!
Gourmet Guy: Don't worry, I have everything handled!
(Gourmet Guy goes up to the cupcake)
Gourmet Guy: Alright, where were you on the day of today?!
(The cupcake just sits there)
Gourmet Guy: DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE WITH ME! MAY I REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE UNDER OATH?
(The cupcake still just sits there)
Gourmet Guy: Oh really? Mind if I take a closer look?
(Gourmet Guy picks up the cupcake then eats it)
Blueytroopa: THE LAWYER JUST ATE THE WITNESS!
Birby6: THEN IT'S WAR!
(Birby6 gets out a rocket launcher and shoots a random Cheep Cheep in the stands, killing it. Everyone in the court ends up screaming bloody murder before they all start fighting…again)
THE END
(Ella socks the narrator for ending the case early. Ouch)
Case 2: The Case of why all of us are still reading this
Birby6: That's actually a pretty logical title!
Cherb: May I please just bring up my own witness?
Birby6: Fine, but you better hurry it up. Pokemon Z version comes out soon and I want to be the first buyer!
Cherb: I call Choppa to the stand!
(The Choppa from before said so)
Choppa: Remind me again why I am here?
Birby6: No idea, something about root beer probably.
(The Eyeless Goomba goes up to the Choppa)
Eyeless Goomba: So, Mr. Choppa, did you see that Ice Cherbil over there freeze the Boomboxer's CDs?
Choppa: Oh that's easy! The answer is-
(A meteor comes through the ceiling and kills the Choppa)
Blueytroopa: Oh my, the thousand year meteor shower has finally come! Who knew?
(A random Hammer Bro in the stands explodes for no reason)
Boom: He was the only witness that knew what happened! Now how will we solve this?
Birby6: Easy! The jury decides!
(The rest of the jury, except for Blueytroopa, explode for no reason.)
Birby6: Fine, since that happened, I WILL DECIDE WHO WINS!
DUN DUN DUN
Birby6: I AM NOT DONE!
Ella: Just spit out who wins this case already!
Birby6: Fine, I will!
(The entire court goes silent for Birby6's verdict)
Birby6: I'm giving the case to…NOBODY! Everyone in here is nuts! I sentence everyone in this court 9 months in jail!
Sometime after the case, at a federal jail…
Birby6: Darn, WHY DID I HAVE TO GIVE MYSELF A LONG SENTENCE?!
Ella: Face it, you suck as a judge.
Birby6: Hey, at least Cherb and Boom are happy!
In another cell…
Gourmet Guy: Pull my finger!
Boom: You said that already!
Cherb: And you are starting to annoy us!
Gourmet Guy: So why don't you?
Boom and Cherb bang their heads against the cell bars in frustration.
Meanwhile, somewhere else…
Goombario: (wakes up) Ugh, oh god, what happened?
(All of the advertisements that took over the world beat Goombario senseless)
Goombario: I'm never switching to Geico again!
Well, finally got this out to the only case I got. Hopefully more come in so I can write another one!
Birby6 out!