I was bored. So, today, we're gonna have a little talk to Kel.
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Me: How are you today, Kel?
Kel: Do you really need to ask that question? And who are you?
Me: *sympathizing and ignoring the question* A little sore from last night?
Kel: EW! You're disgusting! Wait, how did you know about that? WHO ARE YOU?
Me: A little touchy, aren't we?
Kel: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Me: I know these things. Ouch. That glaive's hard. Ouch. Stop. Seriously, Kel...
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Disclaimer: I. Don't. Own. Anything. Wait, scratch that. I don't own anything except Dom's bananas…
"Kel," Neal said. "Are you okay? You've been…restless, today."
Kel rolled her eyes. "Neal, you're imagining things again," she replied. "What could possibly be wrong? I'm just a little tired, is all. I think I'll go have a sleep."
"You know what you need?" Neal mused thoughtfully as Kel rose. "You need some."
She stared at him. "Some what?"
Neal rolled his eyes. "Some."
"Some WHAT?"
"Some, you know, stuff."
Kel stared at her friend. "Riight," she said. "BUT SOME WHAT?"
Neal burst out laughing. "You need to do some canoodling."
Everybody in the mess hall turned to stare at the couple. There was a silence, in which time Neal began to laugh so hard that he fell off the bench.
"I get plenty, thanks," Kel muttered in a low voice.
This interested Neal. "When was the last time then, eh, POTS?" POTS was their private name for Kel; the initials for 'Protecter of the Small."
"Last night," Kel spat without thinking, and then blushed. She turned to go, but Yuki grabbed her sleeve, an evil glint in her eyes.
"Who was it?" the woman whispered.
Just then, Dom walked in the hall, his hair mussed from the weather outside. His breeches were tight on him from the rain, his eyes bright.
Kel rushed out the hall without another word to anyone.
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Dom woke up with a blistering headache and an empty bed. This is what happens when I drink too much. Flashes of the last night came back to him…
She wrapped her arms around his neck, and straddled his waist, kissing him full on the mouth. Her tongue was fierce as it battled his…
He swore colourfully under his breath, but not because of the flashbacks.
His bananas were gone.
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Kel threw the bananas in the bin, not entirely sure why she took them in the first place. Or at least, she tried to throw them in the bin. Before she got to the bin, she was met by Dom, smiling cheerfully.
"Hi, Kel," he said smilingly. What's he so happy about? There's nothing to be happy about…
"Look, Dom," she said bluntly, shoving the bananas behind her back. "I'm sorry about yesterday…I was tired…unsure…of…what…" she trailed off at the expression his face.
Anger.
"I KNEW IT!" he yelled, but not for the reason Kel thought. "I KNEW IT!" Dom caught her by surprise, and snatched the bananas away. "YOU STOLE MY BANANAS!"
Neal walked up to them. "Are you alright?" he asked, looking concerned. They heard Yuki cry in the background, 'Don't interrupt, Neal. Can't you tell Dom's talking dirty to Kel?'
Kel put her head in her hands. Taking a deep breath, she walked back to her lodgings, the scarlet colour in her face not dissipating one bit.
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Heh. Yeah. I got no reviews :( But still. I can still hope. Reviews are better than Dom talking dirty…